Post AksJdao0UDOnrMiNGa by superball@norcal.social
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(DIR) Post #Aks9UyrIgmMgJMVgS8 by futurebird@sauropods.win
2024-08-11T23:20:05Z
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@loren Please do not manifest nocturnal geese. I already live in terror as it is.
(DIR) Post #AksAe2c4CS9CW1GjPk by futurebird@sauropods.win
2024-08-11T23:33:01Z
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@loren I think a horror movie about slightly larger than normal predatory nocturnal geese could have legs... (and wings)NIGHTHONK: The Last Migration
(DIR) Post #AksAl5UjsqwZTqCYAC by futurebird@sauropods.win
2024-08-11T23:34:17Z
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@loren ... cobra chickens...
(DIR) Post #AksArjdrWx2pjRdeaG by futurebird@sauropods.win
2024-08-11T23:35:29Z
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@loren Movie narrator voice: "This time everything is ... GOING SOUTH."
(DIR) Post #AksAzdzQQfRUWDUnDs by futurebird@sauropods.win
2024-08-11T23:36:54Z
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@loren ahhh🤣
(DIR) Post #AksCc9OME0jkrw5BfE by NickGates@friendsofdesoto.social
2024-08-11T23:55:03Z
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@futurebird @loren Nighthonk II: The Return of Garganornis ballmanni
(DIR) Post #AksE2YZXKNOSRoT0Xg by nathanlovestrees@disabled.social
2024-08-12T00:11:03Z
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@futurebird @loren my first thought was a night court reboot with geese
(DIR) Post #AksGr8yGTIbZixHapk by futurebird@sauropods.win
2024-08-12T00:42:22Z
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@NickGates @loren I keep forgetting Garganornis ballmanni was real... I keep blocking it out...
(DIR) Post #AksH5QUS8HCi749INE by justafrog@mstdn.social
2024-08-12T00:45:11Z
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@futurebird @NickGates @loren Gives a real different timbre to "Peace was never an option." memes if it's with that anatid.
(DIR) Post #AksHchw6I27NmDx0Ns by DamonWakes@mastodon.sdf.org
2024-08-12T00:51:10Z
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@futurebird @NickGates @loren It's a lovely morning in the Late Miocene, and you are a ginormous goose.
(DIR) Post #AksJabjKamjdrI6WnI by superball@norcal.social
2024-08-12T01:13:04Z
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@futurebird 🤣
(DIR) Post #AksJdao0UDOnrMiNGa by superball@norcal.social
2024-08-12T01:13:47Z
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@futurebird 😳
(DIR) Post #AksLmZTB1SluENNezY by rothko@beige.party
2024-08-12T01:37:46Z
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@futurebird @loren omg you two this thread is slaying me
(DIR) Post #Akt2O7FmZctHnchVvE by KatS@chaosfem.tw
2024-08-12T08:42:17Z
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@DamonWakes Goose Game II when?@futurebird @NickGates @loren
(DIR) Post #Akt2O8NcNykjIDNHm4 by futurebird@sauropods.win
2024-08-12T09:35:11Z
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@KatS @DamonWakes @NickGates @loren It begins as the Miocene lake... then you get in a time machine...
(DIR) Post #AkycqVR2pQeB2ubZRI by guacamayan@journa.host
2024-08-15T02:17:16Z
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@futurebird @loren there is an abandoned building in Bushwick where someone leaves out cat food every night, ostensibly for the cats. It attracts a large flock of especially aggressive Canada geese. They take over the entire street. Maybe 100 of them, walking in the darkness. It's creepy if not terrifying
(DIR) Post #Akyf5cLbbw7WjhOVua by rjblaskiewicz@mstdn.social
2024-08-15T02:18:48Z
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@NickGates @futurebird @loren You're thinking of Jurassic Park.
(DIR) Post #Akyf5dMLqeJLsIkciG by futurebird@sauropods.win
2024-08-15T02:42:24Z
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@rjblaskiewicz @NickGates @loren Jurassic HONK
(DIR) Post #AkyfDrvlYZflNpF6ie by futurebird@sauropods.win
2024-08-15T02:43:55Z
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@guacamayan @loren NIGHTHONK: The Beasts of Bushwing
(DIR) Post #AkyfLo4dmR6pjpB8rI by futurebird@sauropods.win
2024-08-15T02:45:18Z
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@guacamayan @loren I think we can make it cat food that is radioactive for some reason by accident for the movie...
(DIR) Post #AkyfgaJO8uDH8Xz6fI by guacamayan@journa.host
2024-08-15T02:49:01Z
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@futurebird @loren if you've ever seen the water they live in...https://maps.app.goo.gl/5W3AVMURFTU6SSVh6
(DIR) Post #Akyh0pAqh87QyeCmm0 by johnefrancis@mastodon.social
2024-08-15T03:03:55Z
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@futurebird @guacamayan @loren they ate too much cat food, and grew too large to fly. First they ran out of cat food. Then they ran out of cats. Then they were forced to turn to picking off drunk humans staggering home late at night along the canal.