Post AkcSJBbOGzlsxWnb5U by aliss@outerheaven.club
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(DIR) Post #AkaYFCCwI41L5VvGpU by aliss@outerheaven.club
2024-08-03T11:32:39.849130Z
22 likes, 22 repeats
ᴄʜᴇꜱꜱ ʜᴀꜱɴ’ᴛ ʙᴇᴇɴ ᴜᴘᴅᴀᴛᴇᴅ ɪɴ ᴀʟᴍᴏꜱᴛ 200 ʏᴇᴀʀꜱ ᴀɴᴅ ɪᴛ’ꜱ ᴏʙᴠɪᴏᴜꜱ ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴇᴠꜱ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀʙᴀɴᴅᴏɴᴇᴅ ɪᴛ. ᴛʜᴇ ɢʀᴇᴇᴅʏ ᴄʀᴇᴀᴛᴏʀꜱ ᴛᴏᴏᴋ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴍᴏɴᴇʏ ᴀɴᴅ ʟᴀᴜɢʜᴇᴅ ᴀʟʟ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴀʏ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴀɴᴋ.ɪ ʀᴇᴍᴇᴍʙᴇʀ ʙᴀᴄᴋ ɪɴ ₇₀₅ ᴀᴅ ᴡʜᴇɴ ᴄʜᴇꜱꜱ ᴡᴀꜱ ꜰᴜɴ. ᴛʜᴇɴ ᴛʜᴇʏ ꜱᴛᴀʀᴛᴇᴅ ᴀᴅᴅɪɴɢ ꜱᴛᴜᴘɪᴅ ꜰᴇᴀᴛᴜʀᴇꜱ ɴᴏ ᴏɴᴇ ᴡᴀɴᴛᴇᴅ ʟɪᴋᴇ “ᴄᴀꜱᴛʟɪɴɢ” ᴀɴᴅ “ᴇɴ ᴘᴀꜱꜱᴀɴᴛ” ɪɴꜱᴛᴇᴀᴅ ᴏꜰ ʟɪꜱᴛᴇɴɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ᴘʟᴀʏᴇʀ ꜰᴇᴇᴅʙᴀᴄᴋ ᴀɴᴅ ꜰɪxɪɴɢ ɢᴀᴍᴇ-ʙʀᴇᴀᴋɪɴɢ ʙᴜɢꜱ. ɪ’ᴠᴇ ʙᴇᴇɴ ᴄᴏᴍᴘʟᴀɪɴɪɴɢ ꜰᴏʀ ʏᴇᴀʀꜱ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏʟʟɪꜱɪᴏɴ-ᴅᴇᴛᴇᴄᴛɪᴏɴ ɢʟɪᴛᴄʜ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴏʀꜱᴇʏ. ᴛʜᴇ “ᴄʟɪᴘᴘɪɴɢ-ᴛʜʀᴜ-ᴘɪᴇᴄᴇꜱ” ʙᴜɢ ʜᴀꜱ ʙᴇᴇɴ ᴀʙᴜꜱᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴇᴀᴛʜ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ʟᴀᴢʏ ᴅᴇᴠꜱ ʀᴇꜰᴜꜱᴇ ᴛᴏ ꜰɪx ɪᴛ.ᴅᴏɴ’ᴛ ꜱᴜᴘᴘᴏʀᴛ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴀᴡꜰᴜʟ ʙᴇʜᴀᴠɪᴏᴜʀ ᴀɴᴅ ʙᴏʏᴄᴏᴛᴛ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴄᴏᴍᴘᴀɴʏ.
(DIR) Post #AkahExriVv42C3xcw4 by UkeBLCatboy@mastodon.social
2024-08-03T12:48:31Z
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@aliss glorious shitpost, but luckily there have beeen many branches that changed it. Like shogi, korean chess, chinese chess, etc.shogi added drops! a nice feature :3
(DIR) Post #AkaoWqL9vjERkLCjQG by GNUxeava@mk.absturztau.be
2024-08-03T14:34:57.436Z
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@aliss@outerheaven.club are you ok?
(DIR) Post #AkaoYopsUkIJewVzF2 by aliss@outerheaven.club
2024-08-03T14:35:30.290547Z
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@GNUxeava yes <3
(DIR) Post #AkcRSFWcxLr1mLKS0W by lunarloony@dosgame.club
2024-08-04T09:19:42Z
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@aliss dead game
(DIR) Post #AkcRVWhzWeYzwNCtP6 by krystman@mastodon.social
2024-08-04T08:10:38Z
2 likes, 1 repeats
@aliss Let‘s not forget when Queen Isabella added an absurdly broken and OP chess piece. This game is completely pay to win at this point
(DIR) Post #AkcRVXFJWlDbbinVLM by gnate@ohai.social
2024-08-04T08:57:15Z
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@krystmanI'm just in it for the loot.@aliss
(DIR) Post #AkcRVgTTDUtEEEUR9s by isotopp@chaos.social
2024-08-04T08:55:25Z
2 likes, 1 repeats
@aliss "ᴄʜᴇꜱꜱ ʜᴀꜱɴ’ᴛ ʙᴇᴇɴ ᴜᴘᴅᴀᴛᴇᴅ ɪɴ ᴀʟᴍᴏꜱᴛ 200 ʏᴇᴀʀꜱ"https://store.steampowered.com/app/65400/Archon_Classic/- Actual battle- Well balanced, but different figures and powers in battle for light and dark side- Light figures more powerful in battle on light fields, dark figures on dark fields- Some fields change color according to the phases of the "moon"- win the chess way, or occupy the five mystic power squares to win- four player 2:2 mode
(DIR) Post #AkcRVxRy6Kn0sUuyg4 by seb321@toot.community
2024-08-04T08:50:15Z
1 likes, 0 repeats
@aliss High time it moved on from 1 bit colour
(DIR) Post #AkcRZKvzFBzAa7ZOz2 by Nixie@nixie.name
2024-08-04T08:15:28Z
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@aliss I know it's not relevant to the joke, but how did you add formatting to the text? is there cursive avaliable?????
(DIR) Post #AkcRZNg92Y615rBICu by aliss@outerheaven.club
2024-08-04T09:27:17.551349Z
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@Nixie https://www.piliapp.com/cool-text/small-caps/
(DIR) Post #AkcRuYateV3l1np8oi by elithebearded@fed.qaz.red
2024-08-04T01:49:23Z
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@aliss I'd like this more if it didn't abuse Unicode to simulate formatting.
(DIR) Post #AkcRubUcsGpI1DufxY by aliss@outerheaven.club
2024-08-04T09:31:03.249215Z
1 likes, 0 repeats
@elithebearded https://outerheaven.club/notice/AkcRsnMyZ3T11wFFnU
(DIR) Post #AkcS8USxnS5UHOl0PA by codrusofathens@linuxrocks.online
2024-08-04T02:48:46Z
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@alissI didn't know that "complaints about video games" is a genre, but now there's satire about it, so it has to be. 😆Have a boost.
(DIR) Post #AkcSAiJ9IwEZmvE7Ga by aliss@outerheaven.club
2024-08-04T09:34:04.382693Z
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@codrusofathens :celredcrystalheart:
(DIR) Post #AkcSBEXnS0xrlcKGXY by flyingsaceur@ioc.exchange
2024-08-04T04:10:28Z
2 likes, 1 repeats
@aliss They lost me when they disabled mods. I only got the game so I could play Hnefatafl
(DIR) Post #AkcSBh07eIGA1ZnHZw by aliss@outerheaven.club
2024-08-04T09:34:13.833577Z
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@flyingsaceur :celredcrystalheart:
(DIR) Post #AkcSCpdv0JgZ7Gx3KK by farooqkz@blackrock.city
2024-08-04T05:29:45Z
1 likes, 0 repeats
@aliss :DTry Martian chess and reversi :)
(DIR) Post #AkcSDL3sBrrmYkKiaO by aliss@outerheaven.club
2024-08-04T09:34:29.433427Z
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@farooqkz :celredcrystalheart:
(DIR) Post #AkcSFknlSa6myDwyIq by aliss@outerheaven.club
2024-08-04T09:34:58.351472Z
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@krystman :celredcrystalheart:
(DIR) Post #AkcSHDantwoOYNaPEe by sofia@chaos.social
2024-08-04T08:13:01Z
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@aliss the horsey is fine, but "en passant" is totally a glich, there is no way people put this in on purpose.
(DIR) Post #AkcSHxfga837SqDxEO by aliss@outerheaven.club
2024-08-04T09:35:20.580714Z
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@sofia :celredcrystalheart:
(DIR) Post #AkcSJ8raSJwcStLzPs by combo@mastodon.ml
2024-08-04T08:16:32Z
2 likes, 1 repeats
@aliss Horsey bug became a feature a long time ago - like Spy from Team Fortress. So now devs don't want to do anything about it, in fear that horsey mains find them and kill them
(DIR) Post #AkcSJBbOGzlsxWnb5U by aliss@outerheaven.club
2024-08-04T09:35:31.333180Z
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@combo :celredcrystalheart:
(DIR) Post #AkcSKTGE6WNQ13VpCq by aliss@outerheaven.club
2024-08-04T09:35:51.246637Z
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@seb321 :celredcrystalheart:
(DIR) Post #AkcSWxBMgMNwI7Bs5Q by engravecavedave@mastodon.social
2024-08-04T09:33:54Z
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@aliss excuse me, the horsey is called the Knight and it's not a bug, it's a feature. Us true Knightists know its true value
(DIR) Post #AkcSXO9AQdfbv7MzuS by aliss@outerheaven.club
2024-08-04T09:38:10.229838Z
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@engravecavedave :celredcrystalheart:
(DIR) Post #AkcSgAC9fdINFux45o by aliss@outerheaven.club
2024-08-04T09:39:45.718027Z
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dead gameThey lost me when they disabled mods. I only got the game so I could play HnefataflTry Martian chess and reversiLet‘s not forget when Queen Isabella added an absurdly broken and OP chess piece. This game is completely pay to win at this pointexcuse me, the horsey is called the Knight and it’s not a bug, it’s a feature. Us true Knightists know its true valuethe horsey is fine, but “en passant” is totally a glich, there is no way people put this in on purpose.Horsey bug became a feature a long time ago - like Spy from Team Fortress. So now devs don’t want to do anything about it, in fear that horsey mains find them and kill themHigh time it moved on from 1 bit colourhttps://store.steampowered.com/app/65400/Archon_Classic/ • Actual battle• Well balanced, but different figures and powers in battle for light and dark side • Light figures more powerful in battle on light fields, dark figures on dark fields • Some fields change color according to the phases of the “moon” • win the chess way, or occupy the five mystic power squares to win • four player 2:2 mode
(DIR) Post #AkcSvchpwvrg1b8tTk by aliss@outerheaven.club
2024-08-04T09:42:33.621494Z
1 likes, 2 repeats
“dead game”“They lost me when they disabled mods. I only got the game so I could play Hnefatafl”“Try Martian chess and reversi”“Let‘s not forget when Queen Isabella added an absurdly broken and OP chess piece. This game is completely pay to win at this point”“excuse me, the horsey is called the Knight and it’s not a bug, it’s a feature. Us true Knightists know its true value”“the horsey is fine, but ‘en passant’ is totally a glich, there is no way people put this in on purpose.”“Horsey bug became a feature a long time ago - like Spy from Team Fortress. So now devs don’t want to do anything about it, in fear that horsey mains find them and kill them”“High time it moved on from 1 bit colour”“https://store.steampowered.com/app/65400/Archon_Classic/ • Actual battle• Well balanced, but different figures and powers in battle for light and dark side• Light figures more powerful in battle on light fields, dark figures on dark fields• Some fields change color according to the phases of the ‘moon’• win the chess way, or occupy the five mystic power squares to win• four player 2:2 mode“
(DIR) Post #AkcfYdgfQzhtoMxxAW by ysegrim@furry.engineer
2024-08-04T10:06:07Z
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@aliss #ALT4you Chess hasn't been updated in almost 200 years and it's obvious the devs have abandoned it. The greedy creators took your money and laughed all the way to the bank.I remember back in 705 AD when chess was fun. Then they started adding stupid features no one wanted like "Castling" and "En Passant" instead of listening to player feedback and fixing game-breaking bugs. I've been complaining for YEARS about the collision-detection glitch with the horsey. The "clipping-thru-pieces" bug has been abused to death and the lazy devs refuse to fix it.Don't support this awful behaviour and boycott this company.
(DIR) Post #AkcfbCT15wGMG4nnSy by aliss@outerheaven.club
2024-08-04T12:04:32.508365Z
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@ysegrim https://outerheaven.club/notice/AkcRsnMyZ3T11wFFnU
(DIR) Post #Akcp7feV1GsJd2jOT2 by blaaablaaaa@hermit.cafe
2024-08-04T13:51:16.188165Z
5 likes, 1 repeats
(DIR) Post #AkcrHqlYkkWitz0zwG by marlin@poa.st
2024-08-04T14:15:32.958908Z
2 likes, 0 repeats
@blaaablaaaa @aliss
(DIR) Post #AkcsshPUbJcUYOpPxg by not_br549@jollyville.net
2024-08-04T14:33:24.565681Z
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You'll never overcome the influence of the Big Chess lobby!
(DIR) Post #AkcvlmK4EnULcogMUK by aliss@outerheaven.club
2024-08-04T15:05:43.170843Z
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@not_br549 :celredcrystalheart:
(DIR) Post #Akcvp4cCgPD1E8jj4y by aliss@outerheaven.club
2024-08-04T15:06:16.786026Z
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@beckermatic :celredcrystalheart:
(DIR) Post #Akcvs6HovSbvHMe6PQ by aliss@outerheaven.club
2024-08-04T15:06:47.537839Z
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@ShadowJonathan bc ancient. for modern font see: https://outerheaven.club/notice/AkcRsnMyZ3T11wFFnU
(DIR) Post #Akcvupyu0KUNZv6OWW by aliss@outerheaven.club
2024-08-04T15:07:15.122598Z
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@rvedotrc @elithebearded https://outerheaven.club/notice/AkcRsnMyZ3T11wFFnU
(DIR) Post #Akcw1uJyGdat46KPAm by aliss@outerheaven.club
2024-08-04T15:08:33.551950Z
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@ShadowJonathan filters?
(DIR) Post #Akcw89R6yyFpgJe4X2 by aliss@outerheaven.club
2024-08-04T15:09:42.370393Z
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@ShadowJonathan dw i didn't encode a zero-day raster graphic vulnerability with triangle drawing this once
(DIR) Post #Akd42YgJ0ZWjsDb1zE by YTFoidLover1488@poa.st
2024-08-04T15:06:59.934890Z
1 likes, 0 repeats
@marlin @blaaablaaaa @aliss youchu.be/watch?v=4MqK90Aq8bE
(DIR) Post #Akd4I0zE3Jt80JofTs by benroyce@mastodon.social
2024-08-04T01:00:54Z
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@aliss WHERE IS MY KNOOKhttps://anarchychess.fandom.com/wiki/Knook
(DIR) Post #AkdQHOeilNjW7CKsE4 by catdad@ohai.social
2024-08-04T20:46:14Z
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@aliss chuckles in backgammon ...
(DIR) Post #AkdQI0BzCfKKX5BSiG by Aviva_Gary@noc.social
2024-08-04T20:45:11Z
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@aliss At this point it is owned by some VC company by now...They use it on their sheets as a real asset so they can continue to invest in Bitcoin... (Perfection)
(DIR) Post #AkdQIj6uCP07qM9XXc by jmax@mastodon.social
2024-08-04T20:37:01Z
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@aliss - Excellent rant. Can I get your opinion on baseball's designated hitter rule?
(DIR) Post #AkdQKMiIRPvGxZQKLQ by aliss@outerheaven.club
2024-08-04T20:48:05.279818Z
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@jmax for a price
(DIR) Post #AkdQKWwUPVDYgU8nr6 by alexisbushnell@toot.wales
2024-08-04T20:44:13Z
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@elithebearded @aliss totally agree, it's why I haven't boosted it.
(DIR) Post #AkdQM44aiV95j7f7Am by aliss@outerheaven.club
2024-08-04T20:48:21.882097Z
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@alexisbushnell @elithebearded @elithebearded https://outerheaven.club/notice/AkcRsnMyZ3T11wFFnU
(DIR) Post #AkdVEkkGg6ubWhUNVY by Nixie@nixie.name
2024-08-04T21:02:36Z
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@aliss Thankyou!
(DIR) Post #AkeErftZ8knhiPlt9U by iacore@mastodon.de
2024-08-05T02:14:29Z
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@UkeBLCatboy @aliss don't forget chess battle advanced
(DIR) Post #AkeEupN4MjGZyO4hiC by Millhouse@glasgow.social
2024-08-05T00:49:14Z
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@aliss Fnar!
(DIR) Post #AkfPX6k3QJLjYEg5WS by maxbob@det.social
2024-08-05T17:44:15Z
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@aliss 😂