Post AkLH2bTwOh1J7NszWi by NonPlayableClown@postnstuffds.lol
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(DIR) Post #AkKL8nMzJhRoNqsjVQ by kamala@fuckgov.org
2024-07-26T14:28:06Z
19 likes, 14 repeats
This account is the official and real account of Kamala Harris, the next President of this great nation. Anyone who disagrees is clearly a paid actor by the Trump campaign. Mastodon asked for Harris. Mastodon received Harris. Mastodon will have Harris. #MastodonForHarris
(DIR) Post #AkKLLia8Qgu7IaC2hk by GottaLaff@mastodon.social
2024-07-26T14:51:55Z
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@kamala No, it is not her real account. That’s not even the handle she uses for campaigning.Not to mention, Kamala Harris would never use this instance. And she would not use a blue check on Mastodon.
(DIR) Post #AkKLLjj2B5cIqTMfDM by tomjennings@tldr.nettime.org
2024-07-26T15:52:34Z
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@GottaLaffReported.
(DIR) Post #AkKLLksdsqteQYrqpU by GottaLaff@mastodon.social
2024-07-26T14:53:00Z
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2/ @kamala Reporting for impersonation, and blocking. #Toodles
(DIR) Post #AkKLXmG8aBMABAadNo by Scot_Paladin@nicecrew.digital
2024-07-26T15:52:16.970603Z
1 likes, 0 repeats
She gon' win#MasturbateForHarris
(DIR) Post #AkKLXnUM0oK3zYFVBI by matty@nicecrew.digital
2024-07-26T15:54:43.003594Z
1 likes, 0 repeats
Jesus Christ put a NSFW tag on this
(DIR) Post #AkKLawr7dpOtudOwF6 by Will2Power@poa.st
2024-07-26T15:55:38.146727Z
2 likes, 0 repeats
@kamala Nigger
(DIR) Post #AkKLiYKqgy2UBDvpT6 by HeliRides3000@nicecrew.digital
2024-07-26T15:55:27.771624Z
1 likes, 0 repeats
Not safe if you've eaten recently tag is needed lol
(DIR) Post #AkKgzuCKl5M9wj43sm by cy@fedicy.us.to
2024-07-26T15:26:54Z
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Oh yeah? How many butts does Harris have?
(DIR) Post #AkKgzv2nc1K8ZRbxey by kamala@fuckgov.org
2024-07-26T15:27:25Z
1 likes, 0 repeats
@cy normal amount
(DIR) Post #AkKh4YmRodMuy8Ay9o by SK1ZM@nicecrew.digital
2024-07-26T19:50:13.362310Z
0 likes, 0 repeats
Where is the best place to donate besides #mutualaid ?
(DIR) Post #AkKhrtI4LffmlkUP0C by ouret3rnalitch@bart.tobskep.com
2024-07-26T20:05:12.167489Z
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@GottaLaff @kamala Thank you, I was actually misled into believing this presidential account on fuckgov.org was real! You’re a lifesaver.
(DIR) Post #AkKlIr5AxuwfbQ0Y52 by Humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club
2024-07-26T20:43:41.145791Z
1 likes, 0 repeats
Post nudes. 🤨👇
(DIR) Post #AkKlMyo0C3JoiHwRqy by ForbiddenDreamer@poa.st
2024-07-26T20:44:26.224948Z
0 likes, 0 repeats
@Humpleupagus @kamala K
(DIR) Post #AkKlQiauPMhBarbGee by ForbiddenDreamer@poa.st
2024-07-26T20:45:06.881093Z
1 likes, 0 repeats
@Humpleupagus @kamala Lewds too?
(DIR) Post #AkKlUsvNwUNEn5AGOG by Humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club
2024-07-26T20:45:51.532746Z
1 likes, 0 repeats
Unpost nudes. 😭
(DIR) Post #AkKlVpXg0HSwadWf7w by compuguy@istoleyour.pw
2024-07-26T18:37:32Z
1 likes, 0 repeats
@kamala I understand being a parody, but this is going a bit too far. You can tone it down @h @a. We got the point, okay?Edit: See later post for clarification: https://istoleyour.pw/@compuguy/112854296568437310
(DIR) Post #AkKlVqk7XV0wJWM7A8 by h@social.besties.house
2024-07-26T18:41:52Z
1 likes, 0 repeats
@compuguy @kamala if you dont like the account please block it. we did this with joe biden for years and it was very well liked, we’re not doing differently now, public figures can handle a few queers having fun online we’re not hurting anyone lmfao
(DIR) Post #AkKlVrdmCZX968OYue by compuguy@istoleyour.pw
2024-07-26T18:44:21Z
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@h @kamala I get that. But in #MastoAdmin land I got a report from a larger server questioning this account as legit. Its not. I don't have any issues with parody accounts. Have at it. Just indicate that they are in fact parody. I think that's a reasonable request...IMHO.See post for update: https://istoleyour.pw/@compuguy/112854296568437310
(DIR) Post #AkKlVsJFiMi7AlngYq by MNNHNewsEnglish@brands.town
2024-07-26T19:28:23Z
1 likes, 0 repeats
@compuguy @h @kamala 🤓
(DIR) Post #AkKlWvv5mEbIex0K48 by ForbiddenDreamer@poa.st
2024-07-26T20:46:14.271536Z
1 likes, 0 repeats
@Humpleupagus @kamala No. Repoast them.
(DIR) Post #AkKlhXRl6k6nwWLBhI by jackdaw_ruiz@normal.style
2024-07-26T14:39:00Z
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@kamala@fuckgov.org very canny use of the they/she in the bio. "this person is the worst... I bet they use pronouns!" genius. masterful. how do you do it???keep making fun of wholly unrelated gay people, who have had it far too good for too long, until you and the brain trust over there can identify any of the galaxy of reasons to make fun of Kamala for actual shit she says and does.
(DIR) Post #AkKlhY8IYa8W4SFA0G by nach@detroitriotcity.com
2024-07-26T20:48:08.317465Z
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@jackdaw_ruiz found the faggot
(DIR) Post #AkKm2CIUw4qgQkrNbs by nach@detroitriotcity.com
2024-07-26T20:51:53.433503Z
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@h @compuguy @kamala have you considered joining the 41%? :trannycide:
(DIR) Post #AkKm6dYdWa9s8RWeRc by kamala@fuckgov.org
2024-07-26T18:45:59Z
1 likes, 1 repeats
@compuguy @h i will not sacrifice the fun of the account for people who cannot check that the instance is called “fuckgov.org”
(DIR) Post #AkKm6eZNlILhH2slFI by kamala@fuckgov.org
2024-07-26T18:47:18Z
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@compuguy @h the last field on the profile should be enough. if it isnt you dont know how to have fun, i will not accommodate any further
(DIR) Post #AkKmspXYHEhxCLzyam by Nickger@poa.st
2024-07-26T20:55:21.813074Z
2 likes, 0 repeats
@ForbiddenDreamer @Humpleupagus @kamala Damn, I'd put my Woodrow Wilson in THAT Oval Office, I'll tell you that.
(DIR) Post #AkKocBKaCpDFlb7bSi by marlin@poa.st
2024-07-26T21:20:48.343833Z
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@Humpleupagus @ForbiddenDreamer @kamala Would.
(DIR) Post #AkKr8gQQKkEnNXTmBE by Humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club
2024-07-26T21:49:03.488498Z
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You need Jesus. 🤨
(DIR) Post #AkKrAZU17BdCQZ3nWa by ForbiddenDreamer@poa.st
2024-07-26T21:49:25.543497Z
2 likes, 0 repeats
@Humpleupagus @marlin @kamala Is that your cousin?
(DIR) Post #AkKrHToia0V4si2NDE by Humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club
2024-07-26T21:50:40.151117Z
2 likes, 1 repeats
He mow ur lon, paint ur fenz.
(DIR) Post #AkKrVCwy5TkUcjRTii by TimeSpent@poa.st
2024-07-26T21:53:09.511503Z
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@ForbiddenDreamer @Humpleupagus @kamala Ban this nigger.
(DIR) Post #AkKrg3OVxJ4eAlUxxA by marlin@poa.st
2024-07-26T21:55:07.035840Z
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@ForbiddenDreamer @Humpleupagus @kamala Yes he is.
(DIR) Post #AkKx56NMVW6aQhirfk by adiz@soc0.outrnat.nl
2024-07-26T22:55:30.702Z
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@compuguy@istoleyour.pw It's not a reasonable request. @h@social.besties.house @kamala@fuckgov.org
(DIR) Post #AkL1k4xJ5mEPiMKY40 by NonPlayableClown@postnstuffds.lol
2024-07-26T23:47:52.065640Z
1 likes, 0 repeats
No I need special badge indicator to clearly tell me "lol not real, seriously just a parody account, nothing but joke about a fake and obviousimpersonation"In that exact text
(DIR) Post #AkLH0V1lQLEmWLheYi by kamala@fuckgov.org
2024-07-27T00:56:26Z
1 likes, 0 repeats
@jackdaw_ruiz can you please tell me what you think of the last 3 hours of posts. i can't die without knowing
(DIR) Post #AkLH0WaBdqMnLOoequ by kamala@fuckgov.org
2024-07-27T00:57:20Z
1 likes, 0 repeats
@jackdaw_ruiz wait you probably blocked this acc
(DIR) Post #AkLH2bTwOh1J7NszWi by NonPlayableClown@postnstuffds.lol
2024-07-27T02:39:18.469690Z
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Some people can't appreciate good humor
(DIR) Post #AkLeE2P6wKIMkM32au by Gram@brain.worm.pink
2024-07-27T06:57:00.165005Z
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@sneexy @GottaLaff @wesleyradcliffe hello i am commissioned by the Russet Federation, my name codename is Red Potato, Weskey D. Radcliffe is on to us
(DIR) Post #AkLeVilKhnIL2esGOW by rat@brain.worm.pink
2024-07-27T07:00:10.990850Z
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@kamala This account is real. Don't fall for the Russian bots that are filling the thread with accusations of impersonation. This is the future president of the United States. 🗽#mastodonforharris donate here http://goatse.cx
(DIR) Post #AkLeZ8R7hr5zXN37KK by apophis@brain.worm.pink
2024-07-26T23:05:30.237496Z
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i am now imagining if the mastosoc folks could see thisparading it as proof that i am actually a russian troll botand how it's clearly an AI error because the website is actually about alaska not russiathen i'd post a picture showing where alaska is relative to russia, with another meme about the immediately previous person who was almost the first woman president of the united statesand then i'd be banned again for promoting impersonation https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/sarah-palin-russia-house/
(DIR) Post #AkLeZcOKKogURNyJ8K by apophis@brain.worm.pink
2024-07-26T23:07:51.320733Z
1 likes, 0 repeats
@sleepybisexual @GottaLaff @wesleyradcliffe despite all my ragei'm still just a rat in aca a a a age🤖
(DIR) Post #AkTq5Bw0tATUPifK5Y by thendrix@social.hendrixgames.com
2024-07-31T05:49:37.011164Z
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You mean the actual candidate wouldn't offer sex services for donations? That's not very sex work is real work girl boss.
(DIR) Post #AkU55k9f9q9rrGlsIa by kalvo@noauthority.social
2024-07-31T06:17:38Z
1 likes, 0 repeats
@NonPlayableClown Come on now. We all know the type of people who would complain about this have zero humor, can't meme, don't understand obvious sarcasm, and probably don't have two brain cells to rub together to read "fuckgov" and think something might be off here xD.
(DIR) Post #Al124t3UgzPbWjSn2G by Witch_Hunter_Siegfired@poa.st
2024-08-16T06:09:31.858189Z
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@jackdaw_ruiz So I take it you're one of those MAGA Fascists, hating on the LGBTQIA2s+ Community, Man you people are so weird.
(DIR) Post #Al12M9kjrfmMEhvQzg by CozyLife@poa.st
2024-08-16T06:12:39.111384Z
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@Witch_Hunter_Siegfired @jackdaw_ruiz Tbh Witch Hunter, I would Take Adolf Hitler over Donald Trump any day.