Post AkKy7On379424eOf6e by efhastings@twit.social
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 (DIR) Post #AkHotxBQxhhbcwR8XQ by futurebird@sauropods.win
       2024-07-25T10:39:45Z
       
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       Is the muppet "Gonzo" a hemipteran? I always assumed that's what he was! So I called him a "bug" and got in an argument with my husband. Help settle this, please. Please consider the proboscis.
       
 (DIR) Post #AkHp7N6vsMSfnujI24 by clarkiestar@mas.to
       2024-07-25T10:42:10Z
       
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       @futurebird as a kid I always thought it was a bit of a bent beak and he was some@kind of bird. I see what you mean now that it’s a proboscis
       
 (DIR) Post #AkHqbo8A55hkFKNh6u by Gobabu@mastodon.social
       2024-07-25T10:58:53Z
       
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       @futurebird See "Muppets from space" for information.You're welcome. :gnomeHey:
       
 (DIR) Post #AkHrB44smXxrqBewUa by Woodswalked@mstdn.party
       2024-07-25T11:05:08Z
       
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       @futurebird Coragyps atratus or Myrmecophaga tridactyla was the argument in my family.Whatever the correct answer is, this subject is the perfect argument to have.I needed this, thank you!.
       
 (DIR) Post #AkHrDQDRRbYt50mq6S by pdcawley@mendeddrum.org
       2024-07-25T11:05:19Z
       
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       @futurebird he's a flightless bird! Dude has feathers.
       
 (DIR) Post #AkHrILexoLnoOh0cqW by MagentaRocks@mastodon.coffee
       2024-07-25T11:06:34Z
       
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       @futurebird 1999's "Muppets from Space" aimed to give fans the definitive answer. In it, we learn that Gonzo is an alien originating from the planet Oznog (his name spelled backward), consisting of similar-looking beings. Read More: https://www.looper.com/1405338/who-is-gonzo-from-the-muppets/
       
 (DIR) Post #AkHrZHGTPA6VgnctRw by lenahallesaale@mastodon.green
       2024-07-25T11:09:30Z
       
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       @futurebird looks more like a midge to me
       
 (DIR) Post #AkHsNOKTPgQe4wOSXo by Beedazzled@mastodon.green
       2024-07-25T11:18:41Z
       
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       @futurebird I always assumed he was a vulture but now you ask I am having doubts
       
 (DIR) Post #AkHsovsAo6efvmHyYy by SKleefeld@mastodon.social
       2024-07-25T11:23:37Z
       
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       @futurebird The first description of him that I heard was from The Muppet Movie where Kermit says he looks "a little like a turkey" so I always associated him more with a bird than a bug.
       
 (DIR) Post #AkHukAy9S3EDDCwdmq by iwein@mas.to
       2024-07-25T11:45:12Z
       
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       @futurebird his antennae clearly give it away. Muppets from space is fictional for those who don't know.
       
 (DIR) Post #AkHuqd4hrs927N5WXQ by futurebird@sauropods.win
       2024-07-25T11:46:16Z
       
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       @iwein Finally someone talking sense on this topic.
       
 (DIR) Post #AkHy7eKWkom6nQIODA by ReverendMoose@mas.to
       2024-07-25T12:23:05Z
       
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       @futurebird Gonzo is an "other" in the sense that he is intentionally non-classifiable.
       
 (DIR) Post #AkI1EwCP12xW6af7LM by adrianh@mastodon.social
       2024-07-25T12:57:48Z
       
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       @futurebird I kinda assume Muppet was its own Phylum — or maybe even Kingdom?
       
 (DIR) Post #AkI1q9BngIFx6n7iCG by llewelly@sauropods.win
       2024-07-25T13:04:41Z
       
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       @futurebird I'm mostly with you on Gonzo is a hemipteran, but given that piercing-sucking mouthparts have convergently evolved many times in many different groups, I confess I cannot completely rule out alternative phylogenetic hypotheses.
       
 (DIR) Post #AkI3WX1dY7fx9S8ytU by queenofnewyork@newsie.social
       2024-07-25T13:23:34Z
       
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       @futurebird I went with other because I always found it comforting that labels don’t really apply to Gonzo. He’s different, and people might call him weird, but they just accept it.
       
 (DIR) Post #AkI4yrAoKiR5hZVNfU by GLaDTheresCake@todon.nl
       2024-07-25T13:39:51Z
       
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       @futurebird gonzo is a whatever, from outer space!
       
 (DIR) Post #AkI6T3cmhj9wxaYQqm by j3b@mastodon.sdf.org
       2024-07-25T13:56:30Z
       
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       @futurebird oh my word. I don't recall ever being as surprised at results after voting in a poll as I did just now. Why so many wrong?
       
 (DIR) Post #AkI9TnuUumm0NJt3tA by zenkat@sfba.social
       2024-07-25T14:30:14Z
       
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       @futurebird Gonzo is a muppet.
       
 (DIR) Post #AkI9fjCSFnEpF0yKye by TerryHancock@realsocial.life
       2024-07-25T14:32:24Z
       
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       @futurebird He is canonically an alien, so doesn't really fit into our phylogeny. 🤔 Have I mentioned that "Muppets from Space" is one of my favorite movies..? :gonzo:
       
 (DIR) Post #AkIA85HXkLshpssDyq by modhran@twit.social
       2024-07-25T14:37:35Z
       
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       @futurebird Gonzo is technically a Weirdo.
       
 (DIR) Post #AkIAMJncZHbqumfIQq by cheddarcrisp@hachyderm.io
       2024-07-25T14:40:10Z
       
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       @futurebird Until Muppets From Space happened I thought Gonzo was canonically an “it”.
       
 (DIR) Post #AkIAuK0GJgG3OQn9nc by NatureMC@mastodon.online
       2024-07-25T14:46:18Z
       
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       @futurebird Gonzo is the personalised beautiful ambiguity of a transspecies. They are just Gonzo-Gonzorella-bug-bird-people-alien-everything!
       
 (DIR) Post #AkIBmiDeUwYI8QzSoy by mayorbeetles@pagan.plus
       2024-07-25T14:56:05Z
       
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       @futurebird his snoot has always reminded me of a weevil
       
 (DIR) Post #AkIC6ZFJZOJw64Efom by futurebird@sauropods.win
       2024-07-25T14:59:44Z
       
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       @Cal @loren These are some T-shirt ideas I had along these lines...
       
 (DIR) Post #AkICWbMuIjP8D0CWjQ by anamuk@esperanto.masto.host
       2024-07-25T15:04:18Z
       
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       @futurebird Gonzo is gonzo (canonically a whatever 🙂 )
       
 (DIR) Post #AkID5qvAT86Aa02EzI by WizardOfDocs@wandering.shop
       2024-07-25T15:10:40Z
       
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       @futurebird Gonzo is explicitly a Whatever. It's like an Anything Muppet, but with a personality.
       
 (DIR) Post #AkIDVSu0OOjLcFhje4 by moira@mastodon.murkworks.net
       2024-07-25T15:15:22Z
       
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       @futurebird gonzo is a gonzo ^_^
       
 (DIR) Post #AkIH2ZuldqJEmbXfP6 by Waxingtonknee@mastodon.org.uk
       2024-07-25T15:54:56Z
       
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       @futurebird Isn't it a running gag throughout the Muppet show that he is of indeterminate species?
       
 (DIR) Post #AkIfpH60nN2dVWYRuq by futurebird@sauropods.win
       2024-07-25T20:32:46Z
       
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       @Virginicus Honestly, given how chickens are he's in trouble if he's a bug, frog, mouse, mole, or snake.
       
 (DIR) Post #AkIgYe5a9d8JqmzKHw by JoeBeam@mastodon.social
       2024-07-25T20:40:47Z
       
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       @futurebird If ‘Muppets From Space’ is canon, then Gonzo is an Extra Terrestrial.
       
 (DIR) Post #AkIhVfeVz8BpmiTOEa by tuban_muzuru@ohai.social
       2024-07-25T20:51:38Z
       
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       @futurebird @Virginicus ... talk about henpecked !
       
 (DIR) Post #AkJ2GBYPhpgN874nk8 by enantiomer@stoat.zone
       2024-07-26T00:44:06Z
       
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       @futurebird Gonzo is a pterodactyl.
       
 (DIR) Post #AkJZ6AcDdbyfoIgkQi by LetoOfTheDesert@super-gay.co
       2024-07-26T06:52:06Z
       
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       @futurebird isn't gonzo a bird of sorts ?
       
 (DIR) Post #AkK2yHH1zobGlivlRY by Bit_form@corteximplant.com
       2024-07-26T12:26:41Z
       
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       @futurebird gonzo is an alien as told in the film Muppets from Space
       
 (DIR) Post #AkK3FYng5O5G37RSWO by Bit_form@corteximplant.com
       2024-07-26T12:29:40Z
       
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       @futurebird He describes himself as a "whatever" and that's good enough for me!
       
 (DIR) Post #AkKy7On379424eOf6e by efhastings@twit.social
       2024-07-26T23:07:07Z
       
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       @futurebird maybe the proboscis is to prey on bugs, not be one. Consider the eyes, mouth parts maybe the lack of an exoskeleton.