Post AkGvhqEZTkut7V7FD6 by gentoobro@gleasonator.com
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(DIR) Post #AkGvhnQrtZyEQlqWSe by Zonz@noauthority.social
2024-07-25T00:03:31Z
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Dagoberto Zapata collapses on a street in San Miguel de Allende, Mexico, after chasing fireflies through a swampy field on a humid summer day. Yesterday Dagoberto made a 600 mile journey from the mezcal vendor to his home and then back again 12 more times for more mezcal. Today Dagoberto sleeps amidst a backdrop of political uncertainty and racial disharmony.
(DIR) Post #AkGvho25fBkEIDGFTk by Zonz@noauthority.social
2024-07-25T00:12:49Z
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Professional migrant Huitzli Motli holds a baby while galavanting proudly down a Mexican freeway, smug grin on her face, with the hopes and dreams of Catholic charities hanging in the balance. Yesterday Huitzli bought a package of tamarindos from a fat Mexican named Chuey, tomorrow she will implore someone to buy a flower from her on a Houston street corner. Say hello to Huitzli if you see her, maybe even buy a flower, but the baby isn't her's.
(DIR) Post #AkGvhp0i1oEZKDcexs by Zonz@noauthority.social
2024-07-25T00:16:16Z
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There were no houses being built in Tlaxcala, so Talifico Guarch did the only thing he could: he mosied on down to Horseshoe Bay, TX, and built lake houses for oil executives. After four years, Talifico saved up enough money to buy a Honda Pilot and a belt sander, moved back to Tlaxcala, and was imprisoned for drunk driving. Mexican authorities impounded his new Pilot and never returned it.
(DIR) Post #AkGvhqEZTkut7V7FD6 by gentoobro@gleasonator.com
2024-07-25T00:21:22.944301Z
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@Zonz Fake. Nobody goes to prison for drunk driving in Mexico...
(DIR) Post #AkGvhqFHR7U39hRoJc by Zonz@noauthority.social
2024-07-25T00:21:13Z
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Costa Rican bodyguard Edson Correia leads a group of homosexual asylum seekers through the jungles of the Darien Gap, ready to gut the first pack of rabid homophobes that they encounter. Edson has helped transport 4500 homosexual asylum seekers through the dreaded area since 2021, with millions more to come.
(DIR) Post #AkGvkyVdAVpleaabjc by PNS@noauthority.social
2024-07-25T00:21:58Z
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@Zonz "Just get me to Gaymerica."
(DIR) Post #AkGw50maQRN6Uq4gb2 by AlphaKiloPapa@noauthority.social
2024-07-25T00:25:35Z
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@PNS @Zonz I'm sure he doesn't do it for blow jobs and butt stuff.
(DIR) Post #AkHFIVa57yPeuRNIkS by chanon@noauthority.social
2024-07-25T02:43:04Z
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@gentoobroEven if they refuse to bribe the officers?@Zonz
(DIR) Post #AkHFIWVrf8dLnePRoW by gentoobro@gleasonator.com
2024-07-25T04:00:54.475721Z
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@chanon @Zonz Yeah, in practice. It's a comparatively modest fine and they impound your car for a couple days.