Post AjvBf4Yf5eC2Sv61ho by helplessduck@mastodon.online
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 (DIR) Post #Ajv3gI99FqdtGXEV2e by vnglst@hachyderm.io
       2023-10-19T14:53:24Z
       
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       I just got a subscription to ChatGPT and asked for new fitness exercises. My workouts are going to be wild!
       
 (DIR) Post #Ajv3gJMIkQl31cOWBM by futurebird@sauropods.win
       2024-07-14T11:06:58Z
       
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       @vnglst You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
       
 (DIR) Post #Ajv41chE2xPV53LNhI by futurebird@sauropods.win
       2024-07-14T11:10:53Z
       
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       @vnglst Any chance you could add an image description so I could repost this? It's hilarious. [Image Description: Step by step exercise guide. Black and white drawings of a muscular man doing something like push-ups? The steps seem to be numbered but the numbers are not in logical order, some are not even numbers or recognizable symbols. Arrows point at nothing in particular. In some steps the man seems to defy gravity. One step is a torso with legs coming out of both sides and no head. ]
       
 (DIR) Post #Ajv8aeRLxDQcRQsUEK by StephanMatthiesen@troet.cafe
       2024-07-14T12:01:58Z
       
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       @futurebird That's exactly how I feel after any exercise.@vnglst
       
 (DIR) Post #AjvAkQb2TnKGJHCKp6 by guncelawits@mastodon.social
       2024-07-14T12:26:11Z
       
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       @futurebird @vnglst “♫ Toe bone connected to the neck bone /Neck bone connected to the hip bone /Hip bone connected to the arm bone /Hear the word of the lord! ♫”
       
 (DIR) Post #AjvB0XHlNSUlgmrXyS by futurebird@sauropods.win
       2024-07-14T12:29:08Z
       
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       @guncelawits @vnglst I need the lord after seeing this guy... Jesus. Literally. Jesus please come and fetch me I have had enough.
       
 (DIR) Post #AjvBKZaqVTjaddLK9Q by guncelawits@mastodon.social
       2024-07-14T12:32:41Z
       
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       @futurebird @vnglst AI solves climate change by putting one wheel on the inside of each car, engine cylinders made from frogs, gas stations 18 feet up in the air, etc.
       
 (DIR) Post #AjvBf4Yf5eC2Sv61ho by helplessduck@mastodon.online
       2024-07-14T12:36:24Z
       
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       @futurebird @guncelawits @vnglst *Dr. Frankenfurter Voice*I didn't make him for you!
       
 (DIR) Post #AjvMuuNHoozh0kWrnk by futurebird@sauropods.win
       2024-07-14T14:42:32Z
       
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       @BenAveling @vnglst no no no no no no no no not againhttps://sauropods.win/@futurebird/112416274997848969
       
 (DIR) Post #AjxMkDTeqLnlO7KZcm by asthargf@retro.pizza
       2024-07-15T13:50:01Z
       
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       @futurebird @vnglst This is cursed 💀