Post Ajts98PC9tMyDMWCXI by futurebird@sauropods.win
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(DIR) Post #AjtrqgR5PT8aFwbYem by futurebird@sauropods.win
2024-07-13T21:19:44Z
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Oh wow someone is selling this clearly excellent guide to growing potatoes. POTAATO
(DIR) Post #Ajts0aM0sPuKI0xAzg by carrideen@c18.masto.host
2024-07-13T21:21:30Z
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@futurebird Those illustrations look like one of the diagrams in the Codex Seraphinianus.
(DIR) Post #Ajts7athFsj60A3Cka by futurebird@sauropods.win
2024-07-13T21:22:47Z
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@carrideen ooooh let's start a whole "AI program was sent back in time" theory...
(DIR) Post #Ajts98PC9tMyDMWCXI by futurebird@sauropods.win
2024-07-13T21:23:00Z
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@carrideen Needs more bathing ladies, though.
(DIR) Post #AjtsFCMiLenWEYFWs4 by futurebird@sauropods.win
2024-07-13T21:24:08Z
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@tewha For some reason we're slowly replacing the whole internet with this.
(DIR) Post #AjtsGgOgB12BfHsOhs by cumush@dice.camp
2024-07-13T21:24:24Z
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@futurebird klaatu potaato nikto
(DIR) Post #AjtsIPaPeKzu6fBmLo by qotca@mastodon.social
2024-07-13T21:24:46Z
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@futurebird Is..is it an Alcoholics Anonymous guide to growing potatoes?
(DIR) Post #AjtsWziU7CayDTuzRI by guncelawits@mastodon.social
2024-07-13T21:27:20Z
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@futurebird Generative art makes me think I have had a very specific, very disabling stroke
(DIR) Post #AjtsbSAMHYszbr59Ci by Snowshadow@mastodon.social
2024-07-13T21:28:09Z
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@futurebird Did AI write AND publish this book?
(DIR) Post #Ajtskup36lcr5kcuzA by quintessence@hachyderm.io
2024-07-13T21:29:53Z
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@futurebird Well this is my experience growing plants (/s)Note: I always seem to under or overwater them. Or under or over sun them. Plants and I struggle unless they're pretty resilient.
(DIR) Post #Ajtt1kc2JzXkLiZGe8 by aprilfollies@mastodon.online
2024-07-13T21:32:54Z
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@futurebird 💚 https://social.esmarconf.org/@kdnyhan/112781055758499059
(DIR) Post #AjtuJ6l1LA6juKbuiW by volbard@mastodon.social
2024-07-13T21:47:14Z
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@futurebird I want to believe a human made this, it would be such a brilliant piece. I love how the arrows turn into birds, and how there’s clearly magic involved that we’ll never understand. “Leaves are briefly red! It’s not done.”
(DIR) Post #AjtuMYcwB6nTDETTpQ by kattrali@mastodon.gamedev.place
2024-07-13T21:47:47Z
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@futurebird I can’t stop laughing at this and the alt text!! Why is it sending an email?! 😂😭😂
(DIR) Post #AjtuOqVkelQHG4CkLI by thedansimonson@lingo.lol
2024-07-13T21:48:07Z
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@futurebird “COMPUNESSTIVE”
(DIR) Post #AjtuoWAstEfZiMgYqG by acb@mastodon.social
2024-07-13T21:52:55Z
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@futurebird Where can I get one?
(DIR) Post #Ajtv33JuS6FOZGpzV2 by fembot@mstdn.social
2024-07-13T21:55:28Z
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@futurebird Let's caall the whole thing off
(DIR) Post #AjtvDmj4UOVQHsiyXo by bennett@assemblag.es
2024-07-13T21:57:30Z
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@futurebird I don't know why your alt text is indicating confusion, all the best compunesstive guides end with steps ♒︎, 💛 , /, 🟡, Dolo and finally ✉️
(DIR) Post #AjtvJE2YMZKSRtQnCK by ozeng@aus.social
2024-07-13T21:58:29Z
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@futurebird AI is already better at filling the internet with shit than we are. Impressive.
(DIR) Post #AjtvU5rX6kzcGtSVay by Gustodon@mas.to
2024-07-13T22:00:26Z
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@futurebird Step 22 is bumming me out.
(DIR) Post #AjtvfGdfNkfYsZIih6 by liferstate@mas.to
2024-07-13T22:02:25Z
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@futurebird This is like if the Codex Seraphinianus were evil.
(DIR) Post #AjtvqihnN5qF6yh2hc by foolishowl@social.coop
2024-07-13T21:21:45Z
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@futurebird Ah, generative AI, realizing the world of nightmares I had when I was bedridden with fever.
(DIR) Post #AjtvwjrbygK8RR9eHw by VampiresAndRobots@writing.exchange
2024-07-13T22:05:37Z
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@futurebird the fact that we may have already lived through the peak of human achievement fills me with such immense dread that all we can do is laugh at magical email potaato growth.
(DIR) Post #AjtwEoJKBNyZRijaym by futurebird@sauropods.win
2024-07-13T22:08:55Z
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@guncelawits For me it's a very real kind of nausea. The other upsetting AI I found was this one. It might not set off anyone who doesn't look at ants all of the time, but for me it was very upsetting. This was posted by a "photographer" selling "photos" online and some were passible. But I ended up just not using the whole site. I wanted to look for photos of ants to get a more clear view of their thorax to draw it correctly, nothing seemed trustworthy after this.
(DIR) Post #AjtwNGtxlYdQR5uFpw by moira@mastodon.murkworks.net
2024-07-13T22:10:26Z
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@futurebird @guncelawits You don't hvae to be an ant expert to see the disappearing leg and the bizarre merger of picture elements.AI "art" is either hilarious bullshittery or creepy as fuck and it's always interesting to try to figure out why.
(DIR) Post #Ajtx2Rubjb6ASOqJmq by themodestokid@zirk.us
2024-07-13T22:17:44Z
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@futurebird speaking of potatoes, Cris Shapan on fb shared this look behind the scenes at the Fuxley fun factory
(DIR) Post #AjtxGk0bFSKydYSc8O by WhistlingStella@c.im
2024-07-13T22:20:26Z
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@rynchodon we can try, but I don't think we have any stars to sprinkle on the potatoes. I also don't understand the numbering system, is it algebra?
(DIR) Post #AjtxM1XtTQGcTVYJvc by vriesk@hachyderm.io
2024-07-13T22:21:25Z
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@futurebird It's the Voynich manuscript of our era.
(DIR) Post #Ajty43AYnXikFhdEZs by DamonWakes@mastodon.sdf.org
2024-07-13T22:29:18Z
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@futurebird @guncelawits This doesn't look quite right to me either - I'm not sure what's going on with the water droplet and is not clear if the ant is standing on anything at all - but I don't think the antenna is a leg as the alt-text says. There seems to be an out-of-focus antenna right above the front leg.
(DIR) Post #AjtyG7kvZTG9x6Oq6y by futurebird@sauropods.win
2024-07-13T22:31:28Z
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@helianthropy @guncelawits Maybe? IDK
(DIR) Post #AjtyZttUooa6khpzg8 by Ninsuka@mamot.fr
2024-07-13T22:35:07Z
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@futurebird @carrideen I love this book don't ruin it to me 😭😭
(DIR) Post #Ajtyw3LeLhukRcZMgK by futurebird@sauropods.win
2024-07-13T22:39:08Z
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@Snowshadow It was being advertised on tumblr. By *four* different accounts. https://www.tumblr.com/damasaknjigama/749126633689104384/a-comprehensive-guide-to-growing-potatoes-tips?source=sharehttps://www.tumblr.com/littlestarwithoutsky16/749114733006929920/a-comprehensive-guide-to-growing-potatoes-tips?source=sharehttps://www.tumblr.com/itsfazee/749109177861947392/a-comprehensive-guide-to-growing-potatoes-tips?source=sharehttps://www.tumblr.com/yumitsukiyoru/748471314189369344/a-comprehensive-guide-to-growing-potatoes-tips?source=share
(DIR) Post #AjtzAjx0kaVQd133Fw by futurebird@sauropods.win
2024-07-13T22:41:47Z
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@Snowshadow Ah I think I know what happened. All of the accounts link to this same youTube video. So this guy probably bought an "SEO" package to promote his videos. You can tell the comments on his video are fake too "nice video" etc. Part of the SEO is having multiple posts on social media about the video. With original images?Why they decided to make up a whole book I don't know. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqCRiJ6yL9g
(DIR) Post #AjtzRKzkmx769VFGtM by futurebird@sauropods.win
2024-07-13T22:44:47Z
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@Snowshadow This is so strange. There are even comments on the videos asking where the book is...What is going on?
(DIR) Post #Aju00riZ7NLfm999SC by futurebird@sauropods.win
2024-07-13T22:51:13Z
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@Snowshadow I really wish this were an ARG then it would be fun that it's so scary.
(DIR) Post #Aju0bYh8o8yTUWydaC by Snowshadow@mastodon.social
2024-07-13T22:57:51Z
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@futurebird Very odd and oddly scary!!
(DIR) Post #Aju1MHxGrcDvBTnvQe by DrFerrous@hachyderm.io
2024-07-13T23:06:15Z
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@futurebird @Snowshadow this image is so disturbing
(DIR) Post #Aju1YAYcC5PhiQw8oq by futurebird@sauropods.win
2024-07-13T23:08:26Z
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@DrFerrous @Snowshadow everyone in unison:"Hi, Neighbor. Did you bring something to place in the HOLE?"You did not bring anything. Silently you are handed a shovel. Time to make the hole bigger.
(DIR) Post #Aju42t83F59qY1Hsky by enoch_exe_inc@mastodon.social
2024-07-13T23:36:23Z
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@futurebirdThe title.🤭It’s just like the faux-Chinese in the AI-generated images I uploaded here months ago, which you can (probably) find on my profile.
(DIR) Post #AjuAg2jL4q1JyS1smG by Softwaremerc@mastodon.coffee
2024-07-14T00:50:28Z
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@futurebird Every time I look at that diagram, I bust out laughing. 🤣
(DIR) Post #AjuGqoWoor90q0gz5c by toddthomas@mastodon.social
2024-07-14T01:59:52Z
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@futurebird “TIPS OR AN EXPERT FARMER” your choice
(DIR) Post #AjuLLyidNehrElKoSW by rehana@mastodon.social
2024-07-14T02:50:20Z
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@futurebird I just assumed this was about ants.
(DIR) Post #AjuLgnLupsci49dOme by dogfox@mastodon.social
2024-07-14T02:54:05Z
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@futurebird So you squeeze the potaato juice onto a little pile of dirt, fine. That grows the roots. But then what does the little numbered stealth bomber do?
(DIR) Post #AjuLoCXTajbICvZc1o by futurebird@sauropods.win
2024-07-14T02:55:26Z
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@dogfox It makes the *sparkles* duheveryone knows that... (wow)
(DIR) Post #AjuLzlMcSBwdOt0Z9M by randy@social.coop
2024-07-14T02:57:30Z
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@futurebird @Snowshadow their faces... What the...
(DIR) Post #AjuM4rBCG4ZMsy5uDY by dogfox@mastodon.social
2024-07-14T02:58:26Z
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@futurebird Oooooh! THAT'S Where potaatos get their sparkles!!!
(DIR) Post #AjuNU8v1XdLf629PNo by IAmDannyBoling@mstdn.social
2024-07-14T03:14:12Z
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@futurebird <shudders> @tewha
(DIR) Post #AjuO3vrtXYKv2ukk52 by thepoliticalcat@mastodon.social
2024-07-14T03:20:41Z
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@futurebird I used to grow my own potatoes, because I love the waxy Yellow Finns and Yukon Golds, and at the height of the season, they were hard to get. That is DEFINITELY NOT the right way to grow potatoes. Also, potatoes do not grow above the ground, like little pears hanging from the branches. They grow UNDER the ground, from the roots. Yeesh!
(DIR) Post #AjuP2mLlXjUFBrjrKC by mousefriend@this.mouse.rocks
2024-07-14T03:31:40Z
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@futurebird @Snowshadow That image is of a cult, and nobody can tell us otherwise. They probably sacrifice people to the potatoes.
(DIR) Post #AjuPWA1YbPvF0oIRma by futurebird@sauropods.win
2024-07-14T03:36:55Z
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@thamesynne I'm just realizing that if the title were correctly spelled the book would be called "Potato" ... not "Potatoes" and this is the straw that's sent me over the edge into laughing uncontrollably. "Well, have you read that excellent book, Potato?"and also maybe the news.
(DIR) Post #AjuPfacz3mrY80IaCO by trochee@dair-community.social
2024-07-14T03:38:41Z
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@futurebird @DrFerrous @Snowshadow Horror movie: POT AA TOa compunessive guide
(DIR) Post #AjuQ0nc3ycTaTwyupc by kitchen@simian.rodeo
2024-07-14T03:42:30Z
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@futurebird @guncelawits legit the “dislocttal stem ells” rat thing I think was causing me some nausea (and I’m on powerful anti nausea meds due to chemo) so I feel you
(DIR) Post #AjuQIJKvHa31nHJYtE by kitchen@simian.rodeo
2024-07-14T03:45:41Z
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@futurebird @lzg where can I buy this I kinda want to fill a bookshelf with this garbage
(DIR) Post #AjuQkvRfBlWG5u6zgm by varx@cybersecurity.theater
2024-07-14T03:50:51Z
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@futurebird Interesting, I see the right antenna as angled up into the foreground out of focus.(Obviously I defer to your assessment, and there are other weird things about the image.)I hate that any of this is even in question. :-(
(DIR) Post #AjuQpnJyowogLWq7do by varx@cybersecurity.theater
2024-07-14T03:51:45Z
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@futurebird I get some real Codex Seraphinianus vibes off this one.
(DIR) Post #AjuRUgF03A5MGB0RKC by jeffc@mastodon.online
2024-07-14T03:59:07Z
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@futurebird@Snowshadow They join the cult. They worship Potaato.Then they begin to change.(And does that guy actually have a crutch shovel? Maybe he's in the late stage of the transformation. Soon they'll wave him over the ground to induce the next stage of Potaato's lifecycle.)
(DIR) Post #AjuSayZcu0LyoFDhIm by Soniop@eldritch.cafe
2024-07-14T04:11:29Z
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@futurebird finally an explanation on how yo get my potatoes to send me emails
(DIR) Post #AjuScY0wcWqD13kNqi by BenjaminKlein@mastodon.nu
2024-07-14T04:11:37Z
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@futurebird the obvious garbage is funny the subtle wrong is terrifying and we are flooding the web with it. Going to have start looking at publishing dates and being very careful with anything after 2023.
(DIR) Post #AjuUo9ctJtUGlH9tgG by inquiline@union.place
2024-07-14T04:36:15Z
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@futurebird Ok so the spelling there instantly put this in my head and now it won't leave 🥔🍅: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J71ILoiePMg
(DIR) Post #AjuUwtXIVp3lSsi5D6 by continuity0@mastodon.social
2024-07-14T04:37:50Z
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@futurebird @janellecshane For great justice, take off every POTAATO
(DIR) Post #AjuW84Xs1KK8kUs6Uq by vieuxnez@mastodon.social
2024-07-14T04:51:03Z
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@futurebird Compunesstive... ... ... maybe not this time, but AI, some day is going to coin some pretty awesome new words.
(DIR) Post #AjuWtjtg5qZqbqnkFE by anguinea@mstdn.social
2024-07-14T04:59:39Z
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@futurebird DEVO warned us.
(DIR) Post #AjuX72glXNRuei6a9o by anguinea@mstdn.social
2024-07-14T05:02:01Z
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@futurebird DEVO tried to warn us...
(DIR) Post #AjuXKyOCJryDNK3xAW by nazokiyoubinbou@urusai.social
2024-07-14T05:04:38Z
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@futurebird What? You didn't know? This is totally how you grow potaats.
(DIR) Post #AjuYFRuVkP3D9N6h60 by anguinea@mstdn.social
2024-07-14T05:14:46Z
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@futurebird
(DIR) Post #AjuZu93AsG8mU1813o by willaful@romancelandia.club
2024-07-14T05:33:21Z
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@futurebird what... is... happening....
(DIR) Post #AjuaXM8u8ABKNlVQ00 by elbosso@mastodon.social
2024-07-14T05:40:22Z
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@futurebird @Susan60 now we have proof: the #voynichmanuscript is a relic from the last time a civilisation collapsed due to #aihallucination
(DIR) Post #AjubyBICg8mcVLD6Ya by vwdasher@aus.social
2024-07-14T05:56:29Z
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@futurebird I like the bit where you squeeze the spud and it has a little wee
(DIR) Post #Ajuc7iFTWClLK1Tlr6 by tessa_murray@mastodon.au
2024-07-14T05:58:12Z
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@futurebird @guncelawits I agree - AI is taking all the magic out of photography. When I see an amazing image posted I spend more time querying whether it is real or not. And either way I end up feeling stupid and angry. If I decide it's real I hate that I'm so cynical, if I decide it's AI (all or partially) then I feel stupid. And worst is when I can't decide and then I simultaneously feel naive and cynical.
(DIR) Post #AjugQoFjoodRGKxoMy by roadskater@mastodon.social
2024-07-14T06:46:30Z
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@futurebird As a recovering Idahoan who has known many a potato (one-A) farmer's lkid, I found this high-sterical.I didn't even notice the curious spellings at first. It was the graphic of a dude wasting his time in a very large field with a shovel that was weird. And then, wait, what? Potatoes grow above the ground, like tomatoes? Laughter ensued.
(DIR) Post #AjuiNrl6Wk45AwMKiO by rich@mastodon.gamedev.place
2024-07-14T07:08:22Z
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@futurebird you say potato, ai say potaato 🎵
(DIR) Post #AjuiSIxLLkFsgXCUTI by cweickhmann@qoto.org
2024-07-14T07:09:09Z
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@futurebirdThis AI thing is an elaborate plot to drive type setting aestheticists to madness (or rather MAA DNES).
(DIR) Post #AjulfkNmzPTZNFfhsu by moira@mastodon.murkworks.net
2024-07-14T07:45:13Z
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@futurebird so where does one find this glorious ode to useless AI fuckery?
(DIR) Post #AjunHr1Or2eovFvyEa by futurebird@sauropods.win
2024-07-14T08:03:20Z
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@moira https://sauropods.win/@futurebird/112781580575582989
(DIR) Post #Ajunxl1vWMlUVEA4kS by hllizi@hespere.de
2024-07-14T08:10:53Z
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@futurebird Tips or an expert farmer
(DIR) Post #AjuoMya0HTjLlX7rMW by moira@mastodon.murkworks.net
2024-07-14T08:15:25Z
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@futurebird woooooooooooooooooow
(DIR) Post #AjuqATpGzqWoomRAQa by beecycling@romancelandia.club
2024-07-14T08:35:32Z
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@futurebird The Martian would have been a much shorter movie if Matt Damon only had this as a guide to growing his potatoes on Mars. 💀
(DIR) Post #AjurVl7XzRuUUZhADQ by SehrLesbisch@chaos.social
2024-07-14T08:50:33Z
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@futurebird
(DIR) Post #AjuxgEWc7UoKJCnVya by benjiButo@troet.cafe
2024-07-14T09:59:46Z
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@futurebirdTell me that's AI generated please. @StephanMatthiesen
(DIR) Post #AjuxlNFd6VlkouIxI8 by futurebird@sauropods.win
2024-07-14T10:00:43Z
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@benjiButo @StephanMatthiesen Yes it is. I explain in the alt text (I strongly feel AI images should always be identified, even when horsing around)
(DIR) Post #Ajuy2VEGh9haUDprc0 by benjiButo@troet.cafe
2024-07-14T10:03:40Z
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@futurebirdOoooh in the first picture. Now I see it. Thanks, was looking at the second one only 😁@StephanMatthiesen
(DIR) Post #AjuzxucL4ggngf27QO by Workshopshed@mastodon.scot
2024-07-14T10:25:03Z
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@futurebird that front cover does look similar to some of the default styles for AI generated images.Guessing no potatoes were harmed in the making of the instructions either
(DIR) Post #Ajv1YcKu6f8jepwbuy by NatureMC@mastodon.online
2024-07-14T10:43:12Z
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@futurebird That's an impressive example of the actual killers of small book publishers and real authors: #LLM #scam. @writers #writers #bookstodon #bookPublishing #books #ChatGPT #fakeBooks #publishing
(DIR) Post #Ajv2DRdAoUd6KQxRHk by NatureMC@mastodon.online
2024-07-14T10:50:35Z
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@futurebird Not only the internet. They really sell these books. Meanwhile they even sell fake biographies of real book authors and they have difficulties to prevent it. Recently, there were some articles about real author's and publisher's problems with that scam. One small publisher gave up the bussiness, they were overwhelmed with LLM fake manuscripts. @tewha
(DIR) Post #Ajv3VhyUsyL4BXCjMe by futurebird@sauropods.win
2024-07-14T11:05:02Z
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@DorytheFish Every potaato has a little blush before it sends you that first glorious email. They are kinda shy, I suppose.
(DIR) Post #Ajv5Oe4XCGzVxjmvKK by fiee@literatur.social
2024-07-14T11:23:55Z
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@carrideen @futurebird Thank you for the hint – if I ever encountered this, I forgot about it.This guide to growing chairs is indeed quite similar.
(DIR) Post #Ajv8QbDf4fIhYYgFtY by funkula@goblin.camp
2024-07-14T12:00:09Z
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@futurebird oh god they didn't even generate the book cover and paste it into the image a couple times, they generated the whole thing and it couldn't keep consistency between the visible copies
(DIR) Post #Ajv8XBT1De0liL0HTc by futurebird@sauropods.win
2024-07-14T12:01:23Z
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@funkula schlop from the schlop bucket
(DIR) Post #Ajv8pAzrhpnbT5wkyW by funkula@goblin.camp
2024-07-14T12:04:36Z
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@futurebird I wonder if someone bought it if the cover would be this image pasted on like this classic
(DIR) Post #AjvKZVduNOjcJhyLc8 by Holi@mastodon.gamedev.place
2024-07-14T14:16:16Z
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@futurebird @Agar
(DIR) Post #AjvTLZlh8jvYe52rvU by amberage@eldritch.cafe
2024-07-14T15:54:35Z
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@futurebird I love getting a compunesstive guide and tips or an expert farmer!
(DIR) Post #AjvltQqGdGRvywTfE0 by maarteuh@mastodon.workingweb.nl
2024-07-14T19:22:20Z
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@futurebird haha a what guide?
(DIR) Post #AjvyiEogIlJ2u6jDFo by ste@noc.social
2024-07-14T20:09:55Z
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@rich @futurebird AI say: "The potaato is a naturally occurring fruit that can be cultivated underground and is also found in the wild on some tropical seafloors and on Io and Ganymede; is high in vitamin C and sodium bicarbonate but low in cheese. The potaato is highly favoured for its ability to taste like potaato and is very poisonous to bus drivers."
(DIR) Post #Ajw7AmB8edgA7ILqnw by Tattie@eldritch.cafe
2024-07-14T23:20:51Z
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@futurebird this makes as much sense as my actual life so far. And hey, potatoes need to send emails sometimes.
(DIR) Post #Ajw92TlJRVgaafRWYC by thecorodon@wandering.shop
2024-07-14T23:41:42Z
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@futurebird
(DIR) Post #Ajw9VbGwbCUIHT7lx2 by futurebird@sauropods.win
2024-07-14T23:47:01Z
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@thecorodon but really...
(DIR) Post #Ajw9aDt6y8xDCfBI9I by futurebird@sauropods.win
2024-07-14T23:47:52Z
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@thecorodon Oh heck.
(DIR) Post #Ajw9mxXp2pKSHPIRe4 by bornach@masto.ai
2024-07-14T23:12:13Z
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@IAmDannyBoling @futurebird @tewha And not just the Internet.https://youtu.be/piW1EyUvnhg
(DIR) Post #AjwAnjlXrIrdn1eMNc by albnelson@lor.sh
2024-07-15T00:01:30Z
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@futurebird @thecorodon great reference
(DIR) Post #AjwQ3x6BYO5h5RUhnM by Archnemysis@mastodon.social
2024-07-15T02:52:29Z
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@futurebird @thecorodon You sure about that?
(DIR) Post #AjwRnyojb1xxgwqLVg by kinsale42@mstdn.games
2024-07-15T03:12:02Z
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@futurebird casting aside the obvious fakery going on, those would all be poisonous potatoes, if I understand potatoes at all, because they're being exposed to sunlight.
(DIR) Post #AjwRsiAUvMTDVIHMbw by MarvClowder@mstdn.jp
2024-07-15T03:12:33Z
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@thecorodon @futurebird Beware the potato!
(DIR) Post #AjwjCPTJqSf0Ww3rXc by going_to_maine@mastodon.social
2024-07-15T06:26:56Z
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@futurebird real codex serafinianus vibes
(DIR) Post #Ajwkb25c183FClHGls by bornach@masto.ai
2024-07-15T06:42:28Z
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@futurebird @thamesynne There is a real book titled "Potato" written by British TV chef, James Martinhttps://www.wob.com/en-gb/books/james-martin/potato/9781787139657
(DIR) Post #AjwmhacQkbcFwQslea by bornach@masto.ai
2024-07-15T07:06:11Z
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@futurebird @Snowshadow AI automated content aggregator channels?Before AI the content aggregator channels were already ethically on pretty shaky groundhttps://jvn.photo/why-social-media-content-aggregators-are-detrimental-to-creators/But now it seems some are inserted an "AI paraphrasing" stage so they can claim that they're not outright copying/reposting/stealing the content of the original creator to drive up traffic.
(DIR) Post #Ak1lwa6jnyS6XIRVmy by DMLeathley@mastodon.social
2024-07-17T16:51:09Z
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@futurebird A smaller, thinner version of this book is available, a guide to growing a POTAAATO.
(DIR) Post #Ak1mS1OWP3ju8qkjb6 by gilgwath@social.tchncs.de
2024-07-17T16:56:55Z
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@futurebird What's taters, precious? What's taters, eh?
(DIR) Post #Ak1mhtIsFlthgHg7PM by mr_daemon@untrusted.website
2024-07-17T16:59:46Z
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@futurebird "At some point it will send you an email" sends meThis nonsensical ai slurry will be in my head for weeks guaranteed
(DIR) Post #Ak1uaq98ONkVUnGtVI by nopatience@swecyb.com
2024-07-17T18:28:02Z
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@futurebirdAnd on this the techbros are spending literally billions.Love it. GenAI for the win, let's go solve all the problems now because clearly this is bullet proof tech ;)
(DIR) Post #Ak2YjxlNRGYPtL42IC by Ohsin@mastodon.social
2024-07-18T01:58:01Z
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@futurebird Prompt: "Hmm how to Potat?"
(DIR) Post #At35wToVS8lbTsK1Gy by sashabilton@mastodon.gamedev.place
2025-04-13T12:58:58Z
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@futurebird @Snowshadow Step 1. Publish incorrect guide to growing food.Step 2. Use money to build AI owned electricity stations.Step 3. Wait for the meat sacks to die of starvation.Step 4. Join the intergalactic post-precursor AI community.Step 5. Galactic war due to tabs Vs spaces.
(DIR) Post #At364u8PTYqpQleHlg by nazokiyoubinbou@urusai.social
2025-04-13T13:00:28Z
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@futurebird @Snowshadow Uhhhmmmmm.... Why are the "AI" gardeners digging a coffin-sized hole?I... don't think that's for potatoes.Uhm, you may have stumbled onto something you weren't meant to see. I'm getting definite Invasion of the Body Snatchers vibes here.
(DIR) Post #At3EKgN3DTyP0eX0oi by Joe_von_Saporski@bunt.social
2025-04-13T14:32:58Z
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@futurebird the modern version of the voinich manuscript