Post AjqqHeuSPT33xVCLY0 by aral@mastodon.ar.al
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 (DIR) Post #AjqkiiIlJ5i0ZZ5Gfg by aral@mastodon.ar.al
       2024-07-12T09:15:19Z
       
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       This is an actual email from an actual Irish bank.How these muppets aren’t hacked on a daily basis is beyond me.(Note: this was in response to me telling them that no, I won’t be sending you private bank statements over unencrypted email, thank-you-very-much.)*smh*#ireland #banking #security
       
 (DIR) Post #Ajqkriw4Jqhj93lXPM by greenWhale@dice.camp
       2024-07-12T09:16:56Z
       
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       @aral This is just a joke, right? Right?
       
 (DIR) Post #AjqkujOX4JzTRCVtb6 by aral@mastodon.ar.al
       2024-07-12T09:17:33Z
       
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       @greenWhale Nope.
       
 (DIR) Post #AjqlAlTB7cKAVSKdqC by fsniper@mastodon.social
       2024-07-12T09:20:25Z
       
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       @aral They are a total joke. They get credit card numbers over the phone. They can't even open an account in a timely manner. Everything is a struggle with Irish banking. And they are probably confused why Revolut is too big now.
       
 (DIR) Post #AjqlFmA7yQsO6QoJpA by Sevoris@mastodon.social
       2024-07-12T09:21:19Z
       
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       @aral Good lord. What is it with banks and fundamental security flaws? This is up there with "put your banking app on the same smartphone that has the 2FA app".
       
 (DIR) Post #AjqlIuUNTKLUnPmEK0 by vger@fidget.place
       2024-07-12T09:21:36Z
       
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       @aral 😂 👌 No, seriously. Time to switch bank.
       
 (DIR) Post #AjqlMeIhbMrBkO6BKi by nigenet@mastodon.social
       2024-07-12T09:22:20Z
       
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       @aral "Please write all your confidential information onto a postcard and post it to this address. We promise we'll take good care of it and treat the data very securely if and when it ever arrives..." 😬
       
 (DIR) Post #AjqlgTp8GS332riw0e by skribe@aus.social
       2024-07-12T09:26:04Z
       
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       @aral ask for their gpg fingerprint so you can encrypt the information before sending it 😂
       
 (DIR) Post #AjqlkAU86iJeE2etZA by aral@mastodon.ar.al
       2024-07-12T09:26:07Z
       
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       @fsniper Yeah. The incompetence is mind  boggling.
       
 (DIR) Post #AjqlnbT6Ex3KmWoa24 by aral@mastodon.ar.al
       2024-07-12T09:26:50Z
       
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       @vger Oh, I’m not with them. And it looks like I won’t be either unless they manage to get their shit together.
       
 (DIR) Post #AjqlqUiXnQlWiGPwSO by aral@mastodon.ar.al
       2024-07-12T09:27:11Z
       
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       @nigenet Almost exactly what I told them in the email that this was in response to.
       
 (DIR) Post #AjqlthtlFKyqSgCD4K by Elendol@hachyderm.io
       2024-07-12T09:28:02Z
       
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       @aral it doesn’t surprise me… That reminds me I should check if the government finally find someone for highest infosec position in the country. Ah yes, in 2022 after 18 months…
       
 (DIR) Post #AjqlwxqYPKRKnEFV7A by aral@mastodon.ar.al
       2024-07-12T09:28:33Z
       
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       @skribe The BOI security team are so hardcore they don’t need encryption.
       
 (DIR) Post #AjqlzuXl938pPvrZj6 by fsniper@mastodon.social
       2024-07-12T09:28:51Z
       
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       @aral I wish they would send their high level executives to Turkish banks for a weeks collaboration. So that they could see how thing could be better.  Not saying getting unsafe practices but their good practices.
       
 (DIR) Post #Ajqm2tfcqcMDZtxyAi by aral@mastodon.ar.al
       2024-07-12T09:30:09Z
       
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       @skribe If someone intercepts a message, Callum from IT tracks them down and gives them a good smack upside the head.
       
 (DIR) Post #Ajqm6OJTNKZhU2GqGm by lasombra@fosstodon.org
       2024-07-12T09:30:33Z
       
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       @aral BoI is a shit show. I have no idea how their CTO still has a job
       
 (DIR) Post #Ajqm934ymK1OUrl65Q by f4grx@chaos.social
       2024-07-12T09:30:29Z
       
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       @aral secure boi!
       
 (DIR) Post #AjqmCwzLMlJ0lSz0ts by angiebaby@mas.to
       2024-07-12T09:31:07Z
       
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       @aral "Dear BOI: Explain 'cleartext' to me in a way that shows me you actually know what it means."
       
 (DIR) Post #AjqmKCJ2oUquIaeaRc by aral@mastodon.ar.al
       2024-07-12T09:32:40Z
       
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       @fsniper But then we’d just end up with all our details in Erdoğan’s hands, no? :)
       
 (DIR) Post #AjqmV6V8jiC9TrVn9M by fsniper@mastodon.social
       2024-07-12T09:35:18Z
       
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       @aral  Considering banking aren't they already are? They have these data sharing agreements.
       
 (DIR) Post #Ajqn6xPcydKeIPz1u4 by Alephwyr@chitter.xyz
       2024-07-12T09:42:00Z
       
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       @aral What a coincidence.  I'm studying security and considering moving to Ireland.  Maybe I can get contract work helping banks develop sane practices.
       
 (DIR) Post #AjqqBFu2THp6fEwuHI by buddhaha@mastodon.social
       2024-07-12T10:16:26Z
       
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       @aral So not surprising. Welcome to the real tech-world were cosplaying engineers and Synergy Gregs run the show.
       
 (DIR) Post #AjqqHeuSPT33xVCLY0 by aral@mastodon.ar.al
       2024-07-12T10:17:41Z
       
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       @Alephwyr That would require them to acknowledge they have a problem first :)Good luck with the move + let me know if there’s anything I can help with from here.
       
 (DIR) Post #AjqqUZwy9zzwLFXAAa by aral@mastodon.ar.al
       2024-07-12T10:18:38Z
       
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       @Alephwyr @PC_Fluesterer Haha 👌
       
 (DIR) Post #Ajqqoq8lftjGLYiJw8 by Sh41@androiddev.social
       2024-07-12T10:23:40Z
       
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       @aral they are being targeted for phishing with alarming frequency TBH
       
 (DIR) Post #AjqrBaD74H0BbLahSy by aral@mastodon.ar.al
       2024-07-12T10:27:43Z
       
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       @Sh41 One wonders why.
       
 (DIR) Post #AjrB9SXebhkeJzSnmC by Blort@social.tchncs.de
       2024-07-12T14:11:26Z
       
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       @aral The illusion of email being a secure medium is staggering. The other day I had the HR dept where I work ask me to send bank statements and SIN equivalent through the mail. A while back I had a foreign embassy ask me to send birth and citizenship documentation via email.Stunning.I think it's mainly down to the illusion of "everyone uses email, so it must be safe".