Post AjTnb86fJPMDW0QHYG by geordie@aus.social
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(DIR) Post #AjTmqH91tI9Fw6BeQC by geordie@aus.social
2024-07-01T07:21:13Z
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My proposed plan is this - relocate the opera house to an island in the middle of the harbour, develop apartments where CQ currently is, and erect a giant classical statue at Milson's Point. We would then remove the Cahill Expressway, and return Pyrmont to harbourside farmland. I will not be taking questions at this time.
(DIR) Post #AjTnMfAY6UTxiILDZQ by MattHatton@aus.social
2024-07-01T07:27:03Z
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@geordie I have a question, but I think you’ll like it:Where do I sign up for this?
(DIR) Post #AjTnWsy3ejCbP9NC7c by geordie@aus.social
2024-07-01T07:28:55Z
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@MattHatton I would be the literal best cartoon villain, I have so many intensely cooked ideas for carnage.
(DIR) Post #AjTnb86fJPMDW0QHYG by geordie@aus.social
2024-07-01T07:29:41Z
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@MattHatton :geordi_dislike: Space laser:geordi_like: Gulf of Carpentaria to Great Australian Bight canal link
(DIR) Post #AjTnoXRIR8crqdSza4 by otte_homan@theblower.au
2024-07-01T07:32:04Z
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@geordie wait, did Caius Augustus visit Sydney ?!?
(DIR) Post #AjTnqnfJ511Ckd69r6 by vwdasher@aus.social
2024-07-01T07:32:30Z
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@geordie that is a delightful statue of yourself there.
(DIR) Post #AjTnsX1funULizO24m by geordie@aus.social
2024-07-01T07:32:50Z
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@vwdasher oh I'm nowhere near as defined and attractive.
(DIR) Post #AjToVI75IIdUldOmcy by darklyglassdarkly@aus.social
2024-07-01T07:39:49Z
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@geordie a gigantic twink of chiseled marble is what sydney deserves.
(DIR) Post #AjTolMbKNOdLJrD02y by simonwilliamson@mastodon.world
2024-07-01T07:42:43Z
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@geordie Is that a subtle way of indicating that all Emperors (ahem 'Premiers') of NSW will be chosen by gladitorial combat?
(DIR) Post #AjTotxIdodNxSFZ6Q4 by geordie@aus.social
2024-07-01T07:44:18Z
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@simonwilliamson if it wasn't before, I am now.
(DIR) Post #AjTpAELMDO5Wwrb1Em by MattHatton@aus.social
2024-07-01T07:47:14Z
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@geordie Proposal: use the excavated material from the canal to connect Tasmania to the mainland.Make Melbourne Landlocked!
(DIR) Post #AjTpEFf9Fgs2CLlq9g by geordie@aus.social
2024-07-01T07:47:57Z
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@MattHatton it already is (true) (sort of) (it's weird)
(DIR) Post #AjTpGvhhulYHAMFEBs by MattHatton@aus.social
2024-07-01T07:48:27Z
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@geordie Look yes but let’s put it beyond doubt.
(DIR) Post #AjTpGyNxwcXjU020Ku by geordie@aus.social
2024-07-01T07:48:27Z
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@MattHatton you know Victoria and Tasmania have a land border yeah?
(DIR) Post #AjTpJAQq7xePQIQDhI by MattHatton@aus.social
2024-07-01T07:48:51Z
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@geordie also yes but again, let us remove all doubt.
(DIR) Post #AjTpSRrIhjTK4sDyGu by geordie@aus.social
2024-07-01T07:50:32Z
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@MattHatton the work got done that explained how for each weird bridge that would be required to connect Tasmania to Victoria, there is a harder bridge than actually exists. It's totally possible. The problem is that it'd connect the northeast most point of Tasmania to the southernmost part of Victoria which is not where anyone, ever, wants to go to solve this problem.
(DIR) Post #AjTpaflwrEDvXxdtjc by MattHatton@aus.social
2024-07-01T07:52:01Z
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@geordie I suspect given the amount of material we’ll have on hand, we will be able to have a degree of freedom about where the actual join is.I mean, we should be able to fill a significant percentage of Bass Strait here.
(DIR) Post #AjTpcmwn9VjeNWiuK8 by jimbob@aus.social
2024-07-01T07:52:23Z
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@geordie @MattHatton the true solution is #BassStraitTunnel
(DIR) Post #AjTppQN6Op1g7s3TXc by mpesce@arvr.social
2024-07-01T07:54:39Z
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@geordie MAY I SUBSCRIBE TO YOUR URBAN PLANNING NEWSLETTER
(DIR) Post #AjU9rKtfitwWoDTiJE by philbetts@mastodon.social
2024-07-01T11:39:06Z
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@geordie yes to giant classical statues. It should be like a Batman & Robin (1997) street race up in here.I always thought that all Packer had to do was put some cool 20 story statue on top of his casino and he finally would have gotten the love he craved.