Post AjTeqV779edPcwt5vs by Kencf618033@disabled.social
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 (DIR) Post #ASEuC7mxNF5GrRp9n6 by futurebird@sauropods.win
       2023-02-01T11:39:34Z
       
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       Signs you have carpenter ants:* keep finding tiny tools* city sends a very tiny permit to affix to baseboard * “when you try to move a book” you are told to “keep this entrance clear,ma’am” because of the “cement delivery coming later”* Your dish rack is dismantled “because it’ll be cheaper to rebuild from scratch”* no room on the dresser due to like 85 tiny pickups illegally parked there* husband keeps hearing high pitched wolf whistles when exiting shower
       
 (DIR) Post #AjK8EMC2vWC407K50S by ColesStreetPothole@weatherishappening.network
       2024-06-26T15:33:36Z
       
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       @futurebird You forgot "tiny radio blaring not-so-current music" 😂
       
 (DIR) Post #AjKUZ8TJKu8WW7iAiW by faassen@fosstodon.org
       2024-06-26T19:43:53Z
       
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       @futurebird* You keep hearing questions "is this not the carpenter?" or "is this not the son of the carpenter?" depending on whether it's the gospel of Mark or Matthew
       
 (DIR) Post #AjKW9NFPydBmit3aCm by PTR_K@dice.camp
       2024-06-26T20:01:36Z
       
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       @futurebird * Birds suddenly appear every time you are near.Wrong Carpenters?
       
 (DIR) Post #AjKZmOiAlgd8Q2o2PQ by futurebird@sauropods.win
       2024-06-26T20:42:18Z
       
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       @WobblyElmer *aphids
       
 (DIR) Post #AjLX8ibhN80xn4gods by stib@aus.social
       2024-06-27T07:47:26Z
       
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       @futurebirdIf they were Australian carpenter ants there would also be a trail of tiny empty ice coffee Big-M bottles left all over the floor.
       
 (DIR) Post #AjSv6B8EcRLkOcwvIm by Kencf618033@disabled.social
       2024-06-30T21:18:53Z
       
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       @futurebird Moties. You have Moties. #ants
       
 (DIR) Post #AjSyXoDVi2W7IWHetM by futurebird@sauropods.win
       2024-06-30T21:57:30Z
       
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       @Kencf618033 Like from the Larry Niven book??
       
 (DIR) Post #AjTeqV779edPcwt5vs by Kencf618033@disabled.social
       2024-07-01T05:51:30Z
       
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       @futurebird Yep! Niven & Pournelle.
       
 (DIR) Post #AjYnc4zZLfNBw5M9HU by WideEyedCurious@mstdn.social
       2024-07-03T17:23:17Z
       
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       @futurebird 😅😅🤣