Post AjMhYYGNe7XpwFdQrA by futurebird@sauropods.win
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(DIR) Post #AjMhYYGNe7XpwFdQrA by futurebird@sauropods.win
2024-06-27T21:18:54Z
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How do the rest of you with cats keep them off of the internet?
(DIR) Post #AjMhtOBmITXym7Q03c by dancline@mstdn.social
2024-06-27T21:21:34Z
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@futurebird Duct tape.
(DIR) Post #AjMhvWWwFsuDDyKlMm by bruce@darkmoon.social
2024-06-27T21:22:16Z
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@futurebird Doesn't Internet law state that when one is in possession of a cute cat pic, one is required to post it on some form of social media?
(DIR) Post #AjMi5ludv2AlpNJ9yS by zkamvar@hachyderm.io
2024-06-27T21:22:30Z
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@futurebird purrental controls
(DIR) Post #AjMiNWS092SP5NNKgi by Cyrus@zirk.us
2024-06-27T21:28:07Z
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@futurebird Easy, the mouse is out on this side
(DIR) Post #AjMiPHrzKL0gRXN7pI by mayorbeetles@pagan.plus
2024-06-27T21:28:21Z
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@futurebird luckily mine is only interested in bird videos
(DIR) Post #AjMjI8jP0NxO1mVn7Y by bruce@darkmoon.social
2024-06-27T21:38:17Z
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@futurebird I have done some research and made a startling discovery. I don't know quite how to put this, but:
(DIR) Post #AjMjer0R4cBtiLJH9M by StephanieMoore@mastodon.online
2024-06-27T21:42:25Z
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@futurebird maybe I shouldn’t say this out loud lest I jinx the whole thing, but I don’t have that problem with my cats. Maybe because my desk is in a nook removed from the main house and my husband’s desk is more central, lol
(DIR) Post #AjMk7kf7jpv0RB7Yiu by JoeBeam@mastodon.social
2024-06-27T21:47:39Z
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@futurebird But the internet is made of cats.
(DIR) Post #AjMkJfgQ4n3WTCPWqG by mycotropic@beige.party
2024-06-27T21:49:48Z
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@futurebird I just waited till they were posting, used the AmpliFi app to pick their MAC addresses and banned them. Doesn't help if they can use other folks open networks but it cuts down on their bandwidth use at home anyway!
(DIR) Post #AjMkdvErwzJMVTBGHA by isotope239@mastodon.online
2024-06-27T21:53:25Z
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@futurebird Simple, use CAT3 cable.
(DIR) Post #AjMsdC3EkwZJzcu3qS by foolishowl@social.coop
2024-06-27T22:43:11Z
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@bruce @futurebird As they taught us in computer networking:* The Internet is a series of tubes;* The tubes are full of cats;* The cats must flow.
(DIR) Post #AjMtTQEtFbqx3RG5YW by Cyrus@zirk.us
2024-06-27T23:32:21Z
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@futurebird I changed the pspsps word
(DIR) Post #AjMx9iJYjleB8gIftw by sbourne@mastodon.social
2024-06-28T00:13:40Z
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@futurebird Hilo demonstrated again today her ability to completely crash a laptop with one well-placed paw. She's prides herself on her ability to do this at the *most* inopportune time.
(DIR) Post #AjMzhKGwpbuSKOEZWa by IngaLovinde@embracing.space
2024-06-28T00:42:09Z
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@futurebird she has her own computer connected to the fake internet. Oh the amount of effort that went into creating and maintaining fake internet and fake social networks.
(DIR) Post #AjNj5ivzHopXhdRD3Q by llewelly@sauropods.win
2024-06-28T09:10:49Z
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@futurebird I don't own any cameras. Cats get on the internet through cameras. I see it every day.