Post AjFXVa53KhtsasAzQm by toddedwardson@mastodon.online
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 (DIR) Post #AjFLAdXa4fQVnHlasa by geordie@aus.social
       2024-06-24T08:05:12Z
       
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       I want software to stop explaining things to me. Adobe Acrobat is the worst, every time I open a PDF (which is universally a format for simple documents), "DID YOU KNOW?" FUCK OFF. I don't need training from you. I just want to view the permission slip.
       
 (DIR) Post #AjFLJTR90dtF40yBvc by geordie@aus.social
       2024-06-24T08:06:48Z
       
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       I can't find in the preferences where the "shut the fuck up forever" checkbox is. I want apps to suggest nothing to me ever. I do not want their opinion. If I could smack them in the grin with a brick I would.
       
 (DIR) Post #AjFLQsk9Jop1ZsOLmC by geordie@aus.social
       2024-06-24T08:08:08Z
       
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       Whoever generated this menu I hope your wife leaves you for Elon Musk.
       
 (DIR) Post #AjFLkDhRcy5E4hLcWW by Cacotopos@aus.social
       2024-06-24T08:11:37Z
       
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       @geordie good reminder of this
       
 (DIR) Post #AjFLoBKaNNy1t2Xq2y by geordie@aus.social
       2024-06-24T08:12:21Z
       
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       @Cacotopos "enhance this PDF"It's a permission slip for if my kid is allowed to go to Luna Park from school on the last day of term. How are you enhancing it? I hope everyone you love joins a cult.
       
 (DIR) Post #AjFMiCCsJ8OYoqeDhY by shermozle@aus.social
       2024-06-24T08:21:41Z
       
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       @NewtonMark @geordie But you clicked "Maybe later" so you can't really complain!What's that, there wasn't a "fuck off forever" button? Well fancy that.PS @geordie you know there are other PDF readers than Adobe's abomination?
       
 (DIR) Post #AjFMiDObszNOVX96dE by geordie@aus.social
       2024-06-24T08:22:27Z
       
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       @shermozle @NewtonMark I don’t just read PDFs. I even digitally sign them. It’s an abusive relationship.
       
 (DIR) Post #AjFMyuan3B6971nwoK by Cacotopos@aus.social
       2024-06-24T08:25:29Z
       
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       @geordie remix the PDF! Get AI to summarise it! 😂
       
 (DIR) Post #AjFN1QmYLBCRWgVXns by geordie@aus.social
       2024-06-24T08:25:56Z
       
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       @NewtonMark @shermozle they have "an app" which is a glorified web browser. All of the primary functionality betrays that it's just a shim.
       
 (DIR) Post #AjFXVa53KhtsasAzQm by toddedwardson@mastodon.online
       2024-06-24T10:23:24Z
       
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       @geordie if i see the words “Got it” one more time…