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 (DIR) Post #AjCKT32xIcT0gRmGLw by futurebird@sauropods.win
       2024-06-22T21:13:05Z
       
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       "EDC" (Every Day Carry) has become a catch all term for men's accessories, jewelry, cool knives, ninja stars and ... fidget spinners? It's a very strange market niche, and a premium item are fancy decorative beads. Here are some of the currently popular motifs. Zombi TrumpEinsteinJesusThe Late Great Hannibal LecterI'm very confused. This reminds me of how a certain kind of boy in college always had a poster of "Scarface" in their room. Is that what "Silence of the Lambs" has become?
       
 (DIR) Post #AjCKgGUEdnvK8Dq74y by futurebird@sauropods.win
       2024-06-22T21:15:29Z
       
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       Part of me thinks this has something to do with not getting rid of all the hang up around men wearing jewelry.  Everyone like pretty beads. So you have to have "men's beads"I don't know what to make of zombie Trump. I guess it's a bit of ambivalence? Hopefully? There used to be just plain Trump beads but you don't see those anymore. It's all this half monster face look.
       
 (DIR) Post #AjCKyhtxS4eMMzfIMS by futurebird@sauropods.win
       2024-06-22T21:18:48Z
       
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       I guess, like "Scarface" this is stuff that young men might like, because their dad liked those things, and it has a certain tough maturity in their mind. I would like a Sigourney Weaver bead, but you never see stuff like this in the "decorate your knife" niche.
       
 (DIR) Post #AjCL7UYsQ2cHbQzefQ by mhoye@mastodon.social
       2024-06-22T21:20:22Z
       
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       @futurebird I'm discomfited by the creeping militarism of the EDC crowd, it's got sort of the same flavor as soap with tactical grips. Like I'm looking at an externalized inner struggles of people whose strictly enforced gender roles demand this joyless performance they can't bring themselves to escape.
       
 (DIR) Post #AjCL9J9bnqXynn2ZTE by Seruko@mstdn.social
       2024-06-22T21:20:29Z
       
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       @futurebird maybe a wrist band that just reads "don't break quarantine"? Or "she was right, don't break quarantine"
       
 (DIR) Post #AjCLSjtebAm5FFqLOi by billyjoebowers@mastodon.online
       2024-06-22T21:24:14Z
       
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       @futurebird It's been weird for a while, one of those obsessive crowds that keeps mutating and climbing up their own butts. Like the custom keyboard crowd that has for quite a while been making elaborate custom keys that aren't actually usable as keys and come in display cases.
       
 (DIR) Post #AjCLqHVhn17m9lrplg by kevinriggle@ioc.exchange
       2024-06-22T21:28:29Z
       
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       @futurebird I’m guessing that’s a reference to Two-Face from Batman, and specifically for this crowd the version from the Christopher Nolan THE DARK KNIGHT ? Not a … hopeful … message, to me, although on some level more honest than pretending that Trump’s ‘whole’ face is his only face
       
 (DIR) Post #AjCMBpH1SDCux7GyMi by LockEx@ioc.exchange
       2024-06-22T21:30:43Z
       
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       @mhoye @futurebird This mental vector runs rampant in Locksport too.We have been actively fighting that tide as the genter conformity of militarization leads to a lack of inclusion.
       
 (DIR) Post #AjCMG3sf5SzVPitjPM by CoolerPseudonym@wandering.shop
       2024-06-22T21:33:02Z
       
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       @futurebird Are they like netsukes?
       
 (DIR) Post #AjCMJUYUMsPp0q682K by BLTpizza@mastodon.social
       2024-06-22T21:33:41Z
       
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       @futurebird weird. These beads would be a fashion statement worn by teenage  edge-lords or goth kids. But what do I know about jewelry for men? I haven't worn any accessories since the 90s when neohippie  girlfriends made me stuff
       
 (DIR) Post #AjCMLBz2O92bzaKJUm by billiglarper@rollenspiel.social
       2024-06-22T21:34:01Z
       
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       @futurebird TIL that knife beads are a thing.Wtf. "Every Day Carry" is already a cringe name to make jewelry acceptable for insecure dudes.
       
 (DIR) Post #AjCMkJNg1QtOAspTZA by Klaxun@mastodon.social
       2024-06-22T21:36:54Z
       
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       @mhoye @futurebird Everyone should know that a towel is the most important part of your EDC.
       
 (DIR) Post #AjCMkKjgz464NS8ZWK by futurebird@sauropods.win
       2024-06-22T21:38:38Z
       
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       @Klaxun @mhoye My EDC:Tubes for catching queen ants. (you never know when you might see one!)Fancy Fountain Pen.Very Nice Leather Notebook.Gadgets Galore.
       
 (DIR) Post #AjCMmGrIN3TqvmcL20 by GinevraCat@toot.community
       2024-06-22T21:38:46Z
       
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       @futurebird I keep trying to sell my son on the myriad Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson 3D models to decorate his crocs. So far he's not going for it. I bet you could get a Sigourney Weaver bead printed!
       
 (DIR) Post #AjCN8RsE68E5Sqczse by futurebird@sauropods.win
       2024-06-22T21:42:56Z
       
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       @Taweret @erosdiscordia But Walter White is miserable and basically wanted to just die since he felt so sad and small.And Hanibal ... he eats people. Anyone could be a huge problem if you just think people are a different kind of food. It would not be that hard.Interesting they like the original movie and not the reboot. Maybe it has too much gay tension. (so much so tumblr don't even want to ship it because what is the point?)
       
 (DIR) Post #AjCNcmhdDiPOkh8b0y by tob@hachyderm.io
       2024-06-22T21:48:27Z
       
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       @futurebird Some of The Youth seem to place a premium on a sort of post-ironic faux sincerity that could be thought of as "deniable plausible deniability."I carry this Zombie Trump head because I like/hate/don't care about Trump. It's cool/terrible/funny that you like/hate/don't care about my Zombie Trump head.Like schrodinger's cat, these states all exist in superposition until something happens that forces them into momentary alignment.
       
 (DIR) Post #AjCNmQhdrzjpPtk33Q by Klaxun@mastodon.social
       2024-06-22T21:50:10Z
       
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       @futurebird @mhoye My EDCTowelLucky Poker ChipKeysMoney Clip Chip DipShoulder ChipChip ClipFlip PhoneSkipping Stone
       
 (DIR) Post #AjCOggCNRbEngzwKZs by holsta@helvede.net
       2024-06-22T22:00:20Z
       
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       @futurebird I like practical and functional things, but I have no interest in guns and such.So I coined Every Dad Carry and I have a fablous bag with a pink death metal unicorn patch and I have the contents documented here:https://holsta.dk/2019/03/21/every-dad-carry.html
       
 (DIR) Post #AjCOofjp2Z6wa4OWvo by dogfox@mastodon.social
       2024-06-22T22:01:48Z
       
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       @futurebird You're not going to carry a fancy light anymore, nobody smokes...
       
 (DIR) Post #AjCOshz2dLpYhfRDMW by GGMcBG@mstdn.plus
       2024-06-22T22:02:30Z
       
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       @futurebird From Pandora, the charming people who let you customize how you advertise your life's loves and accomplishments on your wrist, we now offer something for the primal tough guys that like jangly things, too, but need to keep it cool. Introducing, BRONUTS.
       
 (DIR) Post #AjCP5u3F4rERtZh7Tc by futurebird@sauropods.win
       2024-06-22T22:04:57Z
       
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       @GGMcBG Human beings have loved pretty beads probably since before we were even modern humans. To cut one sex off from the bead fun is ... cruel. The need for the bead is primal.
       
 (DIR) Post #AjCPVOpPmoZeaWNtvE by cthululemon@social.cthululemon.com
       2024-06-22T22:09:31Z
       
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       @futurebird @GGMcBG I feel the need…the need for bead![ Top Gun high-five ]
       
 (DIR) Post #AjCPsvfFruML5Vqt96 by nazokiyoubinbou@mastodon.social
       2024-06-22T22:12:12Z
       
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       @erosdiscordia @billyjoebowers @futurebird Yeah.  I think some stuff like the obsession towards silent builds arises in part because of a kneejerk reaction to how other people react -- which in turn is unfairly biased primarily because the most famous line is admittedly quite obnoxious.  I used to have Kailh Pinks which felt really good and had a much more satisfying click sound, but I knew even they wouldn't be tolerated just on principle even though membrane keyboards make a sound too.
       
 (DIR) Post #AjCPsx3OhdGVOg9gPo by futurebird@sauropods.win
       2024-06-22T22:13:47Z
       
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       @nazokiyoubinbou @erosdiscordia @billyjoebowers I was really happy when I could simply buy a nice mech board and NOT need to build it from scratch since that is a lot of work. There are many great ready made mech boards to choose from now. That was not true 10 years ago, and so if you cared about that kind of thing you had to learn to build.
       
 (DIR) Post #AjCQ0pDthVcpQYoxX6 by GGMcBG@mstdn.plus
       2024-06-22T22:15:12Z
       
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       @futurebird I am absolutely a 'shiny bauble in my pocket' kinda guy. I am a crow for oddbits. lol
       
 (DIR) Post #AjCQ48rL9Nz1CFqqyO by nazokiyoubinbou@mastodon.social
       2024-06-22T22:15:49Z
       
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       @futurebird @erosdiscordia @billyjoebowers Yeah, when I built mine I had to put it together (there is no ready-made version of what I wanted) but it came with a pre-soldered PCB so I didn't have to solder anything (unless I wanted LEDs under the keys, but I don't) and a case that had to be screwed together.  I had to get the switches and caps separately and put it all together.  Took a while, but really wasn't hard.  Many people have to get custom PCBs from printers and solder everything!
       
 (DIR) Post #AjCQ6616gogwxaLrUm by EVDHmn@ecoevo.social
       2024-06-22T22:16:02Z
       
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       @futurebird @GGMcBG Beads perhaps,🤔 are known to be one of the first external hyperlinks to memories of the beholder, and spaces in time. A calendar of memories in the mind.If you have them cherish them, for they represent a shared bond between our memories and the now strengthening that bond, between you and the bead.
       
 (DIR) Post #AjCQb1IQI6ahIQCG8G by Red_Shirt_no2@c.im
       2024-06-22T22:21:46Z
       
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       @GGMcBG @futurebird  But Man does not live by bead alone
       
 (DIR) Post #AjCSJhfUDKxjPFr4Km by BLTpizza@mastodon.social
       2024-06-22T22:41:02Z
       
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       @futurebird @Taweret @erosdiscordia I noticed that the EDC  people never mentions first aid stuff.
       
 (DIR) Post #AjCSmRYhBiMbqENo9Y by lawyersgunsnmoney@mstdn.social
       2024-06-22T22:46:14Z
       
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       @futurebird @GGMcBG There is an EDC subreddit if that means anything. The idea has kind of morphed and there is more bling. My EDC is: phone, keys, watch (sometimes pocket sometimes wrist), wallet, pocket knife of the day, pepper spray. If I’m walking the dog also a flashlight. Less like jewelry, but I’m older.
       
 (DIR) Post #AjCbf2J5ZeUJ5KcrjM by justafrog@mstdn.social
       2024-06-23T00:25:43Z
       
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       @futurebird Wish we could just let people wear whatever.It really doesn't impact my life if some guy is wearing more gold than Mr T and Thelonius Monk combined.Same for lacy frills or any haircut or hair dye.This idea that things people wear need a gender check really has to go.
       
 (DIR) Post #AjCgWHZrvcSNbv7UP2 by jeffc@mastodon.online
       2024-06-23T01:20:12Z
       
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       @futurebirdI'm more than a little confused about this celebrity totem bead thing. (People put Jesus beads on knives? I... have some theological questions about that.) But definitely Sigourney Weaver over Hannibal Lecter; any of her characters would have left him whimpering.
       
 (DIR) Post #AjDSt93KaKmXdDrsEy by RosyMaths@mathstodon.xyz
       2024-06-22T22:09:29Z
       
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       @holsta @futurebird I feel that this page requires a photo of the pink death metal unicorn, at least.
       
 (DIR) Post #AjDStAHY0xkRRbWk2S by holsta@helvede.net
       2024-06-23T09:29:28Z
       
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       @RosyMaths @futurebird I have attached said picture. As a peace offering I also include a photo of my favourite coffee cup.
       
 (DIR) Post #AjDSvG9v8QtIFaxUCO by futurebird@sauropods.win
       2024-06-23T10:22:22Z
       
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       @holsta @RosyMaths That patch is *amazing*