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(DIR) Post #AiipJajLkc5LbDZSBE by ZachWeinersmith@mastodon.social
2024-06-08T15:37:28Z
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Suppose you cut Wolverine in half, top to bottom. What happens:A) Half dies, other half livesB) Both regenerate into new WolverineC) Half dies, other half lives, but the regenerated Wolverine has problems related to having two right or two left hemphispheresD) Both regenerate, but with the problem described in C.
(DIR) Post #AiipOku3MAmkb52WI4 by demofox@mastodon.gamedev.place
2024-06-08T15:38:23Z
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@ZachWeinersmith maybe E) since you can't get 50% exactly, the larger half regrows and the smaller half dies.
(DIR) Post #AiipXsGxKJoo3j6Hvk by NanoBookReview@zirk.us
2024-06-08T15:40:02Z
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@ZachWeinersmith Each half is able to recognize the potential problems associated with the situation and elect to fuse back together.
(DIR) Post #AiipbTfoj9CwvPRn8q by floby@mastodon.social
2024-06-08T15:40:42Z
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@ZachWeinersmith D) one gets hard into theoretical astrophysics and the other one becomes a painter. Both abandon violence as a channel for their rage
(DIR) Post #AiipblADhMd1AcnoOG by pixelscience@mastodon.social
2024-06-08T15:40:43Z
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@ZachWeinersmith How about a single drop of blood? https://screenrant.com/wolverine-regenerates-drop-blood/
(DIR) Post #Aiipc3Ko8jnDWftWOO by lorddimwit@mastodon.social
2024-06-08T15:40:47Z
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@ZachWeinersmith He goes on to become a magician with an amazing teleportation trick and ends up in a feud with Christian Bale.
(DIR) Post #AiiphxL9L9XMfirxjs by joelanman@hachyderm.io
2024-06-08T15:41:52Z
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@ZachWeinersmith B seems most sensible, and means you can get new wolverines from cuttings like rosemary
(DIR) Post #AiipjdSWEFE7ah7JfE by AlexanderKingsbury@mastodon.social
2024-06-08T15:42:12Z
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@ZachWeinersmith It's an impossible question; you can't cut him in half, because his skeleton is covered in an indestructible substance. The most you could do is halve his flesh, and maybe get the skeleton to go with one half like a peach pit when you bisect the fruit.
(DIR) Post #AiipllDWM5f6EP7Cc4 by aizuchi@hachyderm.io
2024-06-08T15:42:33Z
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@ZachWeinersmith E) Each half gets its own title for at least 12 issues, followed by a tearful reintegration story when the fans get bored
(DIR) Post #AiipqBApn6JptPxvSy by ArneBab@rollenspiel.social
2024-06-08T15:43:21Z
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@ZachWeinersmith E: both are drawn towards each other with infinite force and destroy the universe in the process ☺
(DIR) Post #AiipwCRjyKTLZrkC6S by cwdolunt@dice.camp
2024-06-08T15:44:26Z
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@ZachWeinersmith Maybe why they included the whole adamantium skeleton thing, so people couldn't cut him in half?
(DIR) Post #AiipxfK65vQfQVrsK8 by bodhipaksa@mastodon.scot
2024-06-08T15:44:37Z
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@ZachWeinersmith The Ship of Theseus, Mutant Edition!
(DIR) Post #Aiiq2mF5nQmWKmxr28 by mistersql@mastodon.social
2024-06-08T15:45:38Z
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@ZachWeinersmith There have been cases of a kid where 1/2 of the brain (1 hemisphere) failed to materialize and the other half of the brain rewired to take over all functions, to no ill effect. Hemispherectomy is a thing, fixes seizures. https://www.uclahealth.org/medical-services/pediatric-neurosurgery/conditions-treatment/pediatric-epilepsy-surgery/epilepsy-treatment/hemispherectomyI've half a mind to research this further, later on.
(DIR) Post #Aiiq7CmD5K4vmqZAh6 by paurea@mathstodon.xyz
2024-06-08T15:46:23Z
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@ZachWeinersmith Nothing can cut adamantium, so your cutting device (laser or whatever) is so powerful you cut space-time. You end up with a quantum superposition of two Wolverines, one with two left hemispheres, the other with two right hemispheres. He regenerates twice as fast but has strange problems because he coexists in two universes with a duplicated half brain.
(DIR) Post #AiiqJ0kPdNa9xFM4WG by mechawatts@toot.community
2024-06-08T15:48:32Z
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@ZachWeinersmith 2 Wolverines. Comic switches to semi monthly publication.
(DIR) Post #AiiqNdGYMjECZkamK8 by vanderZwan@vis.social
2024-06-08T15:49:18Z
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@ZachWeinersmith does the Banach–Tarski paradox apply here in any way? (assume spherical Wolverine)
(DIR) Post #Aiiqb16J3mCeGKBJaK by MicrobeRust@c.im
2024-06-08T15:51:46Z
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@ZachWeinersmith Top half begins to regrow the bottom half, and for a time Wolverine toddles around on tiny little baby legs. Bottom half simply heals over the wound and scampers away into the woods as an animated lower torso, the source of bigfoot legends in the Marvel Universe. This was all very clearly discussed in X-Uberant Hootenany Annual #7.
(DIR) Post #AiirOpIpCP3I9Nmuoq by mausmalone@mastodon.social
2024-06-08T16:00:47Z
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@ZachWeinersmith Could go the route Heroes did with Claire where if something blocks regeneration then they stay dead until the block can be removed. In her case it was a tree branch in the base of her skull, in this case it would be distance. Reunite the two halves and he comes back to life.
(DIR) Post #AiirW55wsk8P9lDzE0 by SkipHuffman@astrodon.social
2024-06-08T16:02:08Z
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@ZachWeinersmith why stop at two? Use a grenade to get an instant army.
(DIR) Post #AiirWceU7MMtEQdX8a by djwtwo@mastodon.social
2024-06-08T16:02:15Z
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@ZachWeinersmith B, but both have balance issues due to only half of their skeleton being weighed down by a layer of adamantium. Followed by a 24-issue run of Deadpool attempting to do the same thing to himself as a buddy comedy.
(DIR) Post #AiirwCmSvf7qWSZIlk by TheDailyBurble@mastodon.social
2024-06-08T16:06:52Z
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@ZachWeinersmith One goes aquatic and becomes a wolversubmerine.
(DIR) Post #AiisYv1gsDLGkg9Lhg by engravecavedave@mastodon.social
2024-06-08T16:13:52Z
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@ZachWeinersmith E) both are alive and keep asking you to reattach them together so it can heal
(DIR) Post #Aiiu4KKivsTgAgaorY by yantor3d@mas.to
2024-06-08T16:30:44Z
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@ZachWeinersmith Both halves heal but due to conservation of mass, the new copies are 1/2 size.
(DIR) Post #AiiuLjrfGEwyHJIrVg by tinheadned@dice.camp
2024-06-08T16:33:53Z
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@ZachWeinersmith E - nothing that Auric Goldfinger expects
(DIR) Post #AiiueVEvrLb2QG8Mk4 by TomF@mastodon.gamedev.place
2024-06-08T16:37:15Z
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@ZachWeinersmith Both regen, but one is called Wolf, and the other is called Erin.
(DIR) Post #AiiulOhkYVMcBHtuRU by jonhendry@iosdev.space
2024-06-08T16:38:31Z
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@ZachWeinersmith Wolverine is a flatworm. This is canon now.
(DIR) Post #AiiurjMkeN53zy6Bm4 by FionaCraig@mastodon.scot
2024-06-08T16:39:41Z
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@ZachWeinersmith F) Before you can get to the bottom of the cut, the top has reannealed into one very annoyed Wolverine. You die by being cut into several pieces as he snarls, "How do you like it, huh?" [Go to page 47 to try again.]
(DIR) Post #Aiiv8RCzPcqSbhV1OK by TechnicalAdept@awscommunity.social
2024-06-08T16:42:40Z
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@ZachWeinersmith Let me guess, how someone with a adamantium skeleton should be cut into two equal halves is left as an exercise for the reader.
(DIR) Post #AiiwdA2pNRfiIzxaDI by ardouglass@mastodon.social
2024-06-08T16:59:27Z
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@ZachWeinersmith I’m pretty sure it would be A. He’s been destroyed down to like a few cells still attached to his adamantium skeleton and eventually came back very confused. Hard to retain your memories when you’re just a few cells. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
(DIR) Post #Aiix3AftemkHmydXua by Merovius@chaos.social
2024-06-08T17:04:08Z
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@ZachWeinersmith I think what happens is that both die.Wolverine has adamantium surrounding its skull precisely because destroying his brain would still kill him. I think that has even been established in canon.
(DIR) Post #AiiytpeycV3LulsgxE by pludikovsky@chaos.social
2024-06-08T17:24:51Z
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@ZachWeinersmith Apparently, that already happened: https://imgur.com/motherfucker-threw-legs-four-miles-ultimate-wolverine-vs-hulk-1-wpUAkfYVia https://www.reddit.com/r/Marvel/comments/4kojsn/comment/d3gnqfz/
(DIR) Post #Aiiz4VrcYsW3hgt8ZU by agocke@hachyderm.io
2024-06-08T17:26:46Z
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@ZachWeinersmith Banach-Tarski-Wolverine
(DIR) Post #Aij00hkcWWj7MnMUZk by heathborders@hachyderm.io
2024-06-08T17:37:19Z
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@ZachWeinersmith F) the top half of Wolverine regrows out of the bottom half
(DIR) Post #Aij0cEFCg3G6rDYlAu by johnhattan@dobbs.town
2024-06-08T17:44:06Z
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@ZachWeinersmith I'm with demofox on this one. As long as Wolverine is careful and makes sure he is made up of an odd number of molecules, he could never be clove exactly in twain.
(DIR) Post #Aij2C2uKP7HG4nREAa by Woodswalked@mstdn.party
2024-06-08T18:01:45Z
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@ZachWeinersmith A) WolverineB) MadCapC) DeadpoolD) Krakoa
(DIR) Post #Aij2CWLyvNd3OxbDnc by bbbhltz@framapiaf.org
2024-06-08T18:01:50Z
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@ZachWeinersmith This is post-Magneto-adamantium-removal?In the Old Man Logan series he tries to end his life many ways and somehow always regeneratesIn one issue of Wolverine, when he still had adamantium, Hulk tore him in half at the waist and threw the pieces apart in opposite directions. The top half had to crawl to the bottom half and wait to fuse.In a "What if..." Kitty phases her hand into his brain and leaves it there to kill him...
(DIR) Post #Aij2RGq2tKlBcsh8YS by drakenblackknight@mastodon.online
2024-06-08T18:04:31Z
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@ZachWeinersmith Probably create an "Evil Wolverine" like how there's an "Evil Deadpool."https://marvel.fandom.com/wiki/Evil_Deadpool_(Earth-616)
(DIR) Post #Aij44RTFOWpXqjH0Qi by Basic_Bench@mstdn.social
2024-06-08T18:22:46Z
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@ZachWeinersmith I dont think his skeleton regenerates.
(DIR) Post #Aij6TEd8TL4dAnqf5s by Infrogmation@mastodon.online
2024-06-08T18:49:40Z
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@ZachWeinersmith Just slap some glue on the inside of one half, put 'em back together, and he'll be good as new. Just like in the film. https://youtu.be/GcgdH63oybM?si=B57J0cTunW_hPs_s&t=322
(DIR) Post #Aij7q9m2nHZQj5VcRc by AndresCaicedo@mathstodon.xyz
2024-06-08T19:04:59Z
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@ZachWeinersmith
(DIR) Post #AijHI2YY7bSI2LZG5I by PeterH@iosdev.space
2024-06-08T20:50:54Z
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@ZachWeinersmith they did this story with deadpool, result was a second deadpool and they have the same power, so yep! Two Wolverines and one is prob evil.
(DIR) Post #AijKGXfpkx8TpTx64O by Gobabu@mastodon.social
2024-06-08T21:24:17Z
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@ZachWeinersmith How do you cut adamantium covered bones?
(DIR) Post #AijKLtghKv5zYIuTVg by Gobabu@mastodon.social
2024-06-08T21:25:15Z
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@ZachWeinersmith B : X-23 & Wolverine
(DIR) Post #AijOJLBh2GZ1n1RayG by si_fuller@aus.social
2024-06-08T22:09:36Z
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@ZachWeinersmith This was sort-of answered recently in the comics, and it's totally stupid. Wolverine pulled his own hands and feet off, then a week or something later got them sewed back on to no ill effect. So both halves would just go on living as halves, probably indefinitely. Though presumably, the half with the brain would be the only half able to move around and stuff.
(DIR) Post #AijQzsfT9AJfhJmfLs by BigT383@techhub.social
2024-06-08T22:39:37Z
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@ZachWeinersmith Both halves exist until one is observed and the wave function collapses.
(DIR) Post #AijW3HP08nhh38WNsm by sidb@mastodon.cloud
2024-06-08T23:36:19Z
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@ZachWeinersmith @lisamelton Left half lives. The right side lacks a heart.
(DIR) Post #Aiku4QixYm5EJBtjua by griibor@mas.to
2024-06-09T15:40:11Z
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@ZachWeinersmith Nothing until you pair the two sides up again, I guess.Realistically, it's whatever the author wants at that point.
(DIR) Post #Aimpu5yfpTHnZGz6cy by gutsquasher@mastodon.social
2024-06-10T14:02:53Z
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@ZachWeinersmith my buddy and I were going through the thought experiment of "would you still love them were they turned into a worm", which naturally lead to "what would happen if worm-spouse was cut in two, are you wed to both?"