Post AihzITRCBVc54iE1OS by ospalh@chaos.social
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 (DIR) Post #AihsaoPiEekXfGKRfc by foone@digipres.club
       2024-06-08T04:38:11Z
       
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       Oh come on, America! It's not THAT bad of a programming language!
       
 (DIR) Post #Aihski3ciruOqYiTU8 by andxor@mstdn.social
       2024-06-08T04:40:13Z
       
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       @foone they like COBOL more
       
 (DIR) Post #Aiht8TBLgGJpf4ewWu by crazybutable@mastodon.social
       2024-06-08T04:44:15Z
       
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       @foone perl: very fun to write, not fun to read
       
 (DIR) Post #AihtMaoy4kv7PKvRGS by Christopher@mastodon.coffee
       2024-06-08T04:47:22Z
       
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       @foone Only if the strict pragma is enabled.
       
 (DIR) Post #AihuHcIzEKMqW79pKq by mu@ni.hil.ist
       2024-06-08T04:57:35Z
       
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       @foone US v. PHP
       
 (DIR) Post #AihvAw8zAiPhyMrGwy by DrewNaylor@mastodon.online
       2024-06-08T05:07:39Z
       
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       @foone Now Java on the other hand...
       
 (DIR) Post #Aihwlxk8HyoXbKS7eq by ricci@discuss.systems
       2024-06-08T05:25:21Z
       
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       @foone first they outlaw C and now this
       
 (DIR) Post #AihzITRCBVc54iE1OS by ospalh@chaos.social
       2024-06-08T05:53:43Z
       
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       @foone I did find one U.S. v Perl case.You know, your typical case: One guy decides to shoot out some Soviet diplomats' windows, changes his mind, then just fires some blanks. And the guy who got him the gun goes to court for it, because the FBI made the first guy wear a wire.https://casetext.com/case/united-states-v-perl-2
       
 (DIR) Post #AiiPnh2KGv272K8j7Q by dryak@mstdn.science
       2024-06-08T10:49:02Z
       
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       @foone also, it would be discriminatory against cats (on keyboards).
       
 (DIR) Post #Aiij7cHZYUl1DFU7ma by jack@social.jacklinke.com
       2024-06-08T14:26:14Z
       
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       @foone Wrote my first cgi script in Perl, and have been trying to relive that high for over 20 years 😪
       
 (DIR) Post #AijOzwpNTsXmgtK4zQ by shammers@mastodon.coffee
       2024-06-08T22:16:21Z
       
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       @foone I expect the outcome of this case to be universally CPAN'd
       
 (DIR) Post #AijTNAsfnUx8kkC9lw by k8rgrl@transfem.social
       2024-06-08T23:02:07.074Z
       
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       @foone@digipres.club let's just wait till befunge v united states lol
       
 (DIR) Post #AijTNBqEE4ajjS3ibI by foone@digipres.club
       2024-06-08T23:04:55Z
       
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       @k8rgrl oh I so want Brainfuck to get involved in a supreme court case.Or better yet, dickcode, the Brainfuck dialect where all the operators are ascii penises