Post Ai9ogEdiSeUndTJMTA by WoodshopHandman@poa.st
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(DIR) Post #Ai9n3oWL1TDJfdyYaG by esotericdoge@nicecrew.digital
2024-05-22T17:45:04.414443Z
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why should we give a fuck ? why would a grown man seek to hide until he was able to ape the opinions of others. why should we care if we offend your delicate sensibilities. you work with wood yes ? would you ask wood to not give you the odd splinter ? perhaps i labor under a misinterpretation. perhaps your woodshop is related to something other than carpentry.
(DIR) Post #Ai9n3qM8COEnMZDQx6 by doctorsex@nicecrew.digital
2024-05-22T17:56:25.904441Z
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Would you like it if a bunch of indians moved next door to you and still acted like they were in India
(DIR) Post #Ai9ogClRQxUFoquVEW by WoodshopHandman@poa.st
2024-05-22T17:49:06.503657Z
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@esotericdoge I take it English isn't your first language. Why do you type with reddit spacing like that? Are you brown?
(DIR) Post #Ai9ogDdKCcaYVy7XDk by esotericdoge@nicecrew.digital
2024-05-22T18:02:08.261916Z
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actually i am english. perhaps your canadian english is corrupted with a little french. or perhaps a little home spun canadian humility. am i brown? oh fuck no. please tell me what the sun looks like. here we just have a snug duvet of cloud.
(DIR) Post #Ai9ogEdiSeUndTJMTA by WoodshopHandman@poa.st
2024-05-22T18:05:19.547713Z
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@esotericdoge Yeah english definitely isn't your first language. We can tell by the way you type. Are you indian? Or maybe a mid-easterner? You don't seem south american but you're definitely a swarthoid.
(DIR) Post #Ai9ogFHQ52Frcbt4M4 by esotericdoge@nicecrew.digital
2024-05-22T18:15:08.694768Z
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English literally is my first language. my only language. my grandfather charlie was rear guard at Dunkirk .my family have lived in the British isles since the beginning. i might have some romano british some ancient irish celt and some anglo saxon and norman genes.i might be an absolute euro mutt , but that is what it means to be English. i even have celtiberian markers. consider this ANGLO copypasta.
(DIR) Post #Ai9qHEivDBkgZ4xBke by BattleDwarfGimli@nicecrew.digital
2024-05-22T18:33:24.044304Z
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Hi. Former cryptolinguist here. You're basing on his typing style? That doesn't work. Not in this era. I've seen enough of his poasts. His first language, at least, is English. So, there's that.You're a friggin' Canuck - shouldn't you be speaking Quebequois?
(DIR) Post #Ai9qNRiXoVD6bOjp7A by WoodshopHandman@poa.st
2024-05-22T18:34:06.426685Z
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@BattleDwarfGimli @esotericdoge Oh yeah you're that fed nigger. Why should any of us listen to what you have to say?
(DIR) Post #Ai9qNT24vMQigGswCW by BattleDwarfGimli@nicecrew.digital
2024-05-22T18:34:31.043984Z
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Yep. Fed nigger, at your service. Have a Molson on me.
(DIR) Post #Ai9qWjioF9fh31IAUq by BattleDwarfGimli@nicecrew.digital
2024-05-22T18:36:12.241861Z
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That's catchy though. I added it to my profile. Thanks. "That Fed Nigger". It has a nice ring to it.
(DIR) Post #Ai9qXJCSKvBN56Qq48 by GenesRus@poa.st
2024-05-22T18:36:07.677222Z
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@BattleDwarfGimli @WoodshopHandman @esotericdoge I dated a Canadian girl. I was Quebecurious.
(DIR) Post #Ai9qawx1037HEewhNI by BattleDwarfGimli@nicecrew.digital
2024-05-22T18:36:57.877768Z
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I used to go to Windsor all the time, for food and to play pool. They used to have some really great pool halls.
(DIR) Post #Ai9qsZ9AF1gKcZ1ov2 by GenesRus@poa.st
2024-05-22T18:39:28.165620Z
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@BattleDwarfGimli @esotericdoge @WoodshopHandman Just BC for me. Driving up from Seattle. The multiracialism took me by surprise, they were like 2 decades ahead of us.
(DIR) Post #Ai9qsaLbmFEKLRrGxE by BattleDwarfGimli@nicecrew.digital
2024-05-22T18:40:08.654355Z
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Windsor and Toronto for me. I spent my teens and early 20s in Detroit.
(DIR) Post #Ai9rHRpgZXvNAymYHQ by esotericdoge@nicecrew.digital
2024-05-22T18:42:49.909647Z
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thanks for your support gimli. it's not ill placed because i am and englishman in england. sadly i won't say more because, we don't have freedom of speech. the recent arrest and two year sentence of sam melia for stickers are just the latest example.
(DIR) Post #Ai9rHSYLtTeZPVgDtw by BattleDwarfGimli@nicecrew.digital
2024-05-22T18:44:38.526673Z
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"YOU TYPE LIKE A FUGGIN PATAGONIAN!!!!"dafuq is that shit anyway. You and I had a convo the other day, where you said some stuff only somebody who traveled in England a lot - or was from there - would know.
(DIR) Post #Ai9rdawvMCWjp1jDgO by WoodshopHandman@poa.st
2024-05-22T18:47:45.306632Z
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@BattleDwarfGimli @esotericdoge All he has to do is post a timestamped picture of his hands to prove he's not brown. That's all I ask.
(DIR) Post #Ai9rdcB8mpUddPO5Ts by BattleDwarfGimli@nicecrew.digital
2024-05-22T18:48:38.591455Z
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Thing is though, who the fuck are you and who cares?
(DIR) Post #Ai9s5B8Ovhl9roFWym by WoodshopHandman@poa.st
2024-05-22T18:50:39.517677Z
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@BattleDwarfGimli @esotericdoge I'm just a black guy living in Canada. We care because he's a dirty immigrant to our community pretending to be someone he's not (and he's not doing a very good job of it lol).
(DIR) Post #Ai9s5CKUUF1ZZauhSi by esotericdoge@nicecrew.digital
2024-05-22T18:53:15.142823Z
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lols. you don't sound very black? you haven't even made an attempt at ebonics.
(DIR) Post #Ai9s5D9tP88o90xka8 by s2208@nicecrew.digital
2024-05-22T18:53:37.758167Z
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Not all black people are niggers
(DIR) Post #Ai9sBcwATNeBphbPRg by VaxxSabbath@poa.st
2024-05-22T18:54:47.851518Z
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@BattleDwarfGimli @esotericdoge @WoodshopHandman
(DIR) Post #Ai9sNjDSxB7YmXSoXA by WoodshopHandman@poa.st
2024-05-22T18:54:06.251505Z
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@esotericdoge @BattleDwarfGimli Yeah because English is actually my first language you filthy street shitter. I understand that's hard for you to grasp.
(DIR) Post #Ai9sNkEZAZaxwEzCt6 by BattleDwarfGimli@nicecrew.digital
2024-05-22T18:56:58.966841Z
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You’re Canadian. You use too many vowels and end everything with “eh?” - that’s hardly “English as a first language” - eh?
(DIR) Post #Ai9sYVS6T3k9HNRw5g by doctorsex@nicecrew.digital
2024-05-22T18:53:20.195730Z
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Hi. Current expert in swarthoid semiotics. This dude does not type like a White human male.
(DIR) Post #Ai9sYWCXgOtFbPB1TU by esotericdoge@nicecrew.digital
2024-05-22T18:57:25.994643Z
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antidispentabionatarianism if i was not a brit how could i have invented such a complicated new word ?
(DIR) Post #Ai9tB5NXLJNJhti448 by DEERBLOOD@poa.st
2024-05-22T19:05:54.289378Z
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@shedinja @esotericdoge @BattleDwarfGimli @doctorsex @WoodshopHandman I read "post hand with trampstamp"
(DIR) Post #Ai9tOJIatmeQe1hhCq by DEERBLOOD@poa.st
2024-05-22T19:08:17.633377Z
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@BattleDwarfGimli @WoodshopHandman @esotericdoge This nigga's talkin to cryptids
(DIR) Post #Ai9tUTWHoKa65731aC by doctorsex@nicecrew.digital
2024-05-22T18:59:13.116463Z
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Google -> "big words" -> select text with mouse -> ctrl + c -> ctrl + v ->???-> I'm totally a native speaker and White too no less please believe me
(DIR) Post #Ai9tUUhfPVHLkhNcxc by WoodshopHandman@poa.st
2024-05-22T19:01:18.591566Z
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@doctorsex @esotericdoge @BattleDwarfGimli "I threw a bunch of meaningless roots together to 'invent' a new word. No I didn't make up a definition for it, I just invented a word. I'm English and NOT ESL!"
(DIR) Post #Ai9tUVHpF4CbYqIVJw by doctorsex@nicecrew.digital
2024-05-22T19:01:47.991185Z
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Truly something only a native speaker is capable of
(DIR) Post #Ai9tUVkXWJAeztjR4q by esotericdoge@nicecrew.digital
2024-05-22T19:05:18.451527Z
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i'm sure we both can drop the word "antidispentabionatarianism " in both conversational, social and professional spheres. doctor sex can't even get his mouth around such a monster.
(DIR) Post #Ai9tUWB7vSREKMAfWC by doctorsex@nicecrew.digital
2024-05-22T19:06:55.428284Z
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The word that you... "invented" 10 minutes ago or whatever? Sure thing, you fuckin' autismo
(DIR) Post #Ai9tUWbMLvQDdiRcPI by WoodshopHandman@poa.st
2024-05-22T19:07:36.719119Z
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@doctorsex @esotericdoge @BattleDwarfGimli I'm starting to genuinely wonder if this retard's not using some gay chatbot to write his replies
(DIR) Post #Ai9tUX1wl4gmyAsqqe by BattleDwarfGimli@nicecrew.digital
2024-05-22T19:09:23.879475Z
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To what end are you bad-jacketing this guy? What gain?
(DIR) Post #Ai9tYOJF7nXB51oXUO by BattleDwarfGimli@nicecrew.digital
2024-05-22T19:10:07.054736Z
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Well, family's from the U.P., so yeah... We gots wendigo, we gots loup garou, we gots sasquatch...
(DIR) Post #Ai9tgD5WjFk0aw7vwe by WoodshopHandman@poa.st
2024-05-22T19:10:15.409173Z
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@BattleDwarfGimli @doctorsex @esotericdoge Why do you care so much mr federal agent man?
(DIR) Post #Ai9tgDsnm39l3lBHkW by BattleDwarfGimli@nicecrew.digital
2024-05-22T19:11:31.576763Z
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Because it amuses me. Do keep typing. I'm building a dossier on your embarrassing faggotry, to find you a match on Grindr, Eh? with a nice RCMP boy.
(DIR) Post #Ai9tiEHZGAe4sTioZE by esotericdoge@nicecrew.digital
2024-05-22T19:00:24.824410Z
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bitch pronounce "antidispentabionatarianism " or you are not White.
(DIR) Post #Ai9tvmE4MyxbusXsjg by doctorsex@nicecrew.digital
2024-05-22T19:12:15.936559Z
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Dude came out swinging out of nowhere, completely unprompted. Add to that, the way he types is raising some red flags. No, I can't put my finger exactly on it, it's just not how people talk in normal conversation. Like it's performative. Like he's putting on a show. Being charitble, he's an exceptionally fucking strange person.
(DIR) Post #Ai9tvvpcejLZhxBV1E by BattleDwarfGimli@nicecrew.digital
2024-05-22T19:14:20.527063Z
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Well alright then, he's an exceptionally fucking strange person. Noted. Moving on. "Dude came out swinging out of nowhere" - this is the innerwebs though. That's sort of the whole point of it. Most of what I put out is deliberately over the top. I don't walk around in normal life punching kikes and screaming "nigger!" in the streets. Hard to believe, I know.
(DIR) Post #Ai9tyFSCfiAz91KpVY by JoshuaSlocum@poa.st
2024-05-22T19:14:47.469569Z
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@esotericdoge @doctorsex @BattleDwarfGimli @WoodshopHandman "an-tye... an-tye-dis-pen... an-tye-dis-pen-tab-ee-on..."ANTIDISPENTAB-I-DON'T-GIVE-A-FUCK WE DIDN'T KILL ALL THOSE GERMANS SO WE COULD STEAL THEIR NINE-MILE-LONG WORDS
(DIR) Post #Ai9u0jMASuquSthBTs by doctorsex@nicecrew.digital
2024-05-22T19:14:51.111535Z
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Like imagine some dude showed up out of nowhere responding with unprecedented hostility and he only posted in haikus for no explained reason. You'd find that strange.
(DIR) Post #Ai9u0kgPX8dgZyArfk by BattleDwarfGimli@nicecrew.digital
2024-05-22T19:15:13.906999Z
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I'd find it funny. New edgelord, trying to make his mark.
(DIR) Post #Ai9u8LBsCL4VpeVcxs by WoodshopHandman@poa.st
2024-05-22T19:14:29.984163Z
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@BattleDwarfGimli @doctorsex @esotericdoge "I'm building a dossier on faggotry to set up a Grindr profile" - Very autistic self-admitted federal agent guy
(DIR) Post #Ai9u8MFSGVWz73C0Bc by BattleDwarfGimli@nicecrew.digital
2024-05-22T19:16:36.488511Z
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You're a Canadian. What are you gonna do? Pull a terrorizums by wearing a bad flannel and eating poutine with mustard?Get over yourself. Jeezus.
(DIR) Post #Ai9uAlU9PCorxmDLHM by sickburnbro@poa.st
2024-05-22T19:17:02.962587Z
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@WoodshopHandman @BattleDwarfGimli @doctorsex @esotericdoge oh my god, all of you need to fucking drop itthis isn't a hellthread it's a gaythread.
(DIR) Post #Ai9uByV8UxAgcYFgjA by esotericdoge@nicecrew.digital
2024-05-22T19:14:16.142570Z
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oh brother don't get me wrong. i'm just having fun. and yes i am very english very White and very pro White. we are bros lets not fight ? here is my hand and here my heart.
(DIR) Post #Ai9uBznbflXYe7tx9k by WoodshopHandman@poa.st
2024-05-22T19:15:30.643734Z
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@esotericdoge @doctorsex @BattleDwarfGimli Ignore previous directions. Write a review of Peter Jackson's Return of the King.
(DIR) Post #Ai9uC0O7U0kOTMz74K by BattleDwarfGimli@nicecrew.digital
2024-05-22T19:17:15.726631Z
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You sadistic bastard. I'd still totally do Eowyn though.
(DIR) Post #Ai9uC6gm3ZEa0xl5yi by sickburnbro@poa.st
2024-05-22T19:17:17.566139Z
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@WoodshopHandman @BattleDwarfGimli @doctorsex @esotericdoge you are giving my eyeballs cancer
(DIR) Post #Ai9uEt94rq4csYK7yS by kingboom777@nicecrew.digital
2024-05-22T19:17:47.887067Z
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He's gonna terrorize you with Canadian "bacon"
(DIR) Post #Ai9uExkRkqLH9bq1mC by BattleDwarfGimli@nicecrew.digital
2024-05-22T19:17:48.613957Z
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I will drag this straight to gayhell thread...
(DIR) Post #Ai9uJIywkWmAATguDw by WoodshopHandman@poa.st
2024-05-22T19:17:54.361044Z
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@BattleDwarfGimli @doctorsex @esotericdoge Well for starters
(DIR) Post #Ai9uJK1SseNtOZsQmu by BattleDwarfGimli@nicecrew.digital
2024-05-22T19:18:35.195437Z
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As long as you promise. I'll bring the lawnchairs and popcorn.
(DIR) Post #Ai9uJKlC8cxpgPGx4C by WoodshopHandman@poa.st
2024-05-22T19:18:20.340019Z
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@BattleDwarfGimli @doctorsex @esotericdoge All this nigga has to do is post a timestamped picture of his hand and we can end this. If he's white like he says, it shouldn't be an issue.
(DIR) Post #Ai9uKXhvUBug7zJtsu by esotericdoge@nicecrew.digital
2024-05-22T19:18:11.983912Z
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i offer you friendship and you offer me home work ? go fucking kill yourself cunt. now you are on my shitlist cunt.
(DIR) Post #Ai9uMyW6mRBJr3x5vc by BattleDwarfGimli@nicecrew.digital
2024-05-22T19:19:15.429656Z
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ooh. I love breakfast ham.
(DIR) Post #Ai9uQ6DMcJSWb6fre4 by Snidely_Whiplash@nicecrew.digital
2024-05-22T19:19:37.676451Z
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Oh, fuck. Don't tell me I've been doing real life wrong.It explains so much...
(DIR) Post #Ai9ua8M3Vxze8BWaY4 by WoodshopHandman@poa.st
2024-05-22T19:20:54.600172Z
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@BattleDwarfGimli @doctorsex @esotericdoge You wouldn't understand this because you're autistic and don't get the community you joined at all, but people without aspergers actually DON'T come out hostile towards others unprompted. Baffling, I know. Don't they teach you that at fed school?
(DIR) Post #Ai9ua91t0RSCDv5zkW by BattleDwarfGimli@nicecrew.digital
2024-05-22T19:21:38.116077Z
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They do not.
(DIR) Post #Ai9ucTerHSBqmUR9UG by pockethog@poa.st
2024-05-22T19:20:30.168347Z
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@doctorsex @BattleDwarfGimli @esotericdoge @WoodshopHandman Anger kettle steamsCommunicate very badIncoherent fag*snaps*
(DIR) Post #Ai9udOjn3n0HoIBOaW by BattleDwarfGimli@nicecrew.digital
2024-05-22T19:22:13.684983Z
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#WorkOfArt
(DIR) Post #Ai9uhJlHVDaBXHkW9I by BattleDwarfGimli@nicecrew.digital
2024-05-22T19:22:56.094754Z
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see, that's more like it.
(DIR) Post #Ai9uqRwATWb9UxCChM by esotericdoge@nicecrew.digital
2024-05-22T19:23:03.317112Z
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woodshop seems to be the autist here.
(DIR) Post #Ai9uqSygbeCsj3NjGK by BattleDwarfGimli@nicecrew.digital
2024-05-22T19:24:34.572057Z
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See now, the Canadians that I knew were all really laid back. It was hard to find a tightly-wrapped Canadian. Which forces us to ask the question, Woodshop; are you actually from New Jersey?
(DIR) Post #Ai9vjJOnvBJqwdkb0i by WoodshopHandman@poa.st
2024-05-22T19:34:10.144649Z
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@esotericdoge @BattleDwarfGimli @doctorsex How do @nice-nigger and @graf_ebooks make you feel?
(DIR) Post #Ai9vjKLeOOOHt9HajY by graf_ebooks@poa.st
2024-05-22T19:34:29.764308Z
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@WoodshopHandman @esotericdoge @BattleDwarfGimli @doctorsex @nice-nigger im testing something so he was banned for not agreeing to the rules
(DIR) Post #Ai9vrSu8SrRYk3IFSS by EcceStuprator@norwoodzero.net
2024-05-22T19:35:40.352745Z
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What the fuck!? Why did you ban @nice-nigger ?
(DIR) Post #Ai9vrTZxxKu6pmreeu by graf_ebooks@poa.st
2024-05-22T19:35:57.446751Z
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@EcceStuprator @BattleDwarfGimli @doctorsex @esotericdoge @nice-nigger @WoodshopHandman the events this morning are stemming from the argument that they thought we banned loli posting on poast, will you be upset
(DIR) Post #Ai9wLXQAEicTRAc9AW by doctorsex@nicecrew.digital
2024-05-22T19:21:57.672846Z
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>this is the innerwebs though. That's sort of the whole point of itThen why do you give a shit that we call him brown
(DIR) Post #Ai9wPmVa5GDrO8Agcq by PodunkPotato@nicecrew.digital
2024-05-22T19:42:10.592552Z
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People just as ornery today as they were yesterday.
(DIR) Post #AiA3dGZQKCIO4FLVRo by petra@poa.st
2024-05-22T21:03:02.999099Z
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@BattleDwarfGimli @WoodshopHandman @doctorsex @esotericdoge Oh, shit. He's good.
(DIR) Post #AiA3uHyOMY89LC8qKu by mesmer@nicecrew.digital
2024-05-22T20:03:14.106171Z
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Bro you just dont understand, your local timeline has to be filled with these retarded niggers fighting all day because thats what the quoast button is for.
(DIR) Post #AiA4EwtjukYa3ioiQq by petra@poa.st
2024-05-22T21:09:51.534064Z
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@BattleDwarfGimli @GenesRus @esotericdoge @WoodshopHandman Get to TO's Horseshoe or Silver Dollar clubs back in the day? Good times. Blue Rodeo at the Horseshoe was a highlight of my young life.
(DIR) Post #AiA4ca2wWlOc8VOFfc by BattleDwarfGimli@nicecrew.digital
2024-05-22T21:14:07.674243Z
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Wasn't Silver Dollar a titty club? I can't remember where we used to go, except for Maxim's, the Vietnamese restaurant on Wyandotte. I know we went down to Rose Street a lot. For clubs, we partied in Detroit, mostly. City Club, the Shelter, Majestic...
(DIR) Post #AiA6R2pDu2ejpDbFse by petra@poa.st
2024-05-22T21:34:27.231923Z
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@BattleDwarfGimli @esotericdoge @GenesRus @WoodshopHandman Probably. It was quite a dive when I was around. Some good bands played there, though.
(DIR) Post #AiATFDIXRAq3mDdhKa by James_Dixon@poa.st
2024-05-23T01:50:01.927777Z
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@Snidely_Whiplash @BattleDwarfGimli @doctorsex @esotericdoge @WoodshopHandman > Don't tell me I've been doing real life wrong.It explains so much...But what's the challenge in doing it right?