Post AhzI2EvIqaWGomp5aC by overholt@glammr.us
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 (DIR) Post #AhzFZWCxIvKG7TFyyG by clive@saturation.social
       2024-05-17T15:53:53Z
       
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       Struggling to remain strong enough not to mouse over onto this clickbaitbut I'm losing the battlei'm losing
       
 (DIR) Post #AhzFnb9xgseVWzZQ0W by artcollisions@vis.social
       2024-05-17T15:57:16Z
       
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       @clive what's the answer? Save the rest of us.
       
 (DIR) Post #AhzFucd4cpPO7FXJHE by clive@saturation.social
       2024-05-17T15:58:27Z
       
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       @drdrowland I love all those ideas!Me, as a teenager, I used 'em as guitar picksI'd run out of picks, it was time for band rehearsal, I'd grab a bread clip and trim it into a pick-like curveworked great!
       
 (DIR) Post #AhzG9H2fAVOZVYUZE0 by jason@logoff.website
       2024-05-17T15:59:04Z
       
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       @clive this feels like a valid use of AI
       
 (DIR) Post #AhzGOCh3cOKGMhVO6q by jason@logoff.website
       2024-05-17T16:00:01Z
       
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       @clive weirdly, it autocompleted “a bread clip in my wallet” when I typed “why should I always keep”
       
 (DIR) Post #AhzGOEUMwXMfvvaHbs by clive@saturation.social
       2024-05-17T16:01:05Z
       
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       @jason I think that might qualify as AGI honestly
       
 (DIR) Post #AhzGgqi5Zm1fgesXD6 by clive@saturation.social
       2024-05-17T16:00:30Z
       
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       @artcollisions I accidentally closed the tab before I could click!when I reopened it, it served a different adso now I'll never know
       
 (DIR) Post #AhzHRiFspS9t4i22hU by artcollisions@vis.social
       2024-05-17T16:15:44Z
       
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       @clive Honestly, that's kind of a relief. I'm sure it will come around again though.
       
 (DIR) Post #AhzHoynPUrmv2GoB9s by gannet@wandering.shop
       2024-05-17T16:18:54Z
       
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       @clive I also struggled with that one
       
 (DIR) Post #AhzI2EvIqaWGomp5aC by overholt@glammr.us
       2024-05-17T16:22:18Z
       
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       @clive If you end up caving, can you see if it also says why I should put an empty toilet paper roll under the toilet seat?
       
 (DIR) Post #AhzIWbmuOxeOQ2NTQO by EricCarroll@cosocial.ca
       2024-05-17T16:10:57Z
       
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       @cliveYou will be amazed by this one simple trick...
       
 (DIR) Post #AhzJvPi2Xve89TUa2q by meetar@mastodon.xyz
       2024-05-17T16:43:31Z
       
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       @clive [horrible tiny gnome voice from your modem] there's a Snopes for that
       
 (DIR) Post #AhzKtkyib6p9UX4DvE by glennf@twit.social
       2024-05-17T16:54:25Z
       
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       @clive WHY HANG PENNIES IN A BAG WHEN ALONE, CLIVEEEEEE
       
 (DIR) Post #AhzLW8KyCLBQwSm5OS by freddy@computerclub.social
       2024-05-17T17:00:28Z
       
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       @clive TELL ME WHY
       
 (DIR) Post #AhzM5Xuf6GxqOnM5Gi by Artsandsocks@ottawa.place
       2024-05-17T17:07:44Z
       
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       @clive Snopes says, no, don't bother to carry a bread clip when travelling. https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/bread-clip-wallet/
       
 (DIR) Post #AhzNE5CbJafpumNer2 by LilPecan@mastodon.social
       2024-05-17T17:20:27Z
       
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       @clive They make good screw drivers. Also, if you can hold them down long enough, they can be used to seal someone's mouth shut.
       
 (DIR) Post #AhzQJt77TKJ81VHCKm by LikeItOrLumpIt@mstdn.social
       2024-05-17T15:57:05Z
       
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       @drdrowland Do you have any of these saved? @nlarson830 (this is a joke because it's the first thing he mentioned when we met 11 months ago today)
       
 (DIR) Post #AhzQJu8ve5LhDP89nE by nlarson830@techhub.social
       2024-05-17T17:35:59Z
       
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       @LikeItOrLumpIt @drdrowland I have a good few saved up! 😆None in my wallet tho... 🤔 must consider...
       
 (DIR) Post #AhzQJuz2WL25p1Vm1A by clive@saturation.social
       2024-05-17T17:54:09Z
       
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       @LikeItOrLumpIt @drdrowland @nlarson830 seriously thinking of amassing a few
       
 (DIR) Post #AhzQM9g2rRQjyMh4D2 by MugsysRapSheet@mastodon.social
       2024-05-17T16:30:34Z
       
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       @drdrowland #ICYMI: #MugsysHouseholdTips:Those plastic bread clip colors aren't random.    Monday – Blue    Tuesday – Green    Thursday – Red    Friday – White    Saturday – YellowMost bread bakeries take a production break on Wednesday and Sunday.
       
 (DIR) Post #AhzQMBFB2J7upc8dbk by clive@saturation.social
       2024-05-17T17:54:30Z
       
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       @drdrowland @MugsysRapSheet this is the best thing I have learned on the Internet so far in 2024
       
 (DIR) Post #AhzQU1i2Mwz7ZrNY48 by clive@saturation.social
       2024-05-17T17:55:21Z
       
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       @artcollisions almost certainly
       
 (DIR) Post #AhzQZrqjwL2YjgEbtA by clive@saturation.social
       2024-05-17T17:55:49Z
       
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       @gannet did you succeed? I accidentally closed the tab before I could click, so I sort of saved myself
       
 (DIR) Post #AhzQhEqWpzPe5MeOVU by clive@saturation.social
       2024-05-17T17:56:44Z
       
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       @fivetonsflax Correct
       
 (DIR) Post #AhzQntAdpEIut3EH3Y by clive@saturation.social
       2024-05-17T17:56:53Z
       
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       @meetar lol
       
 (DIR) Post #AhzQyOWS7BZ11DRNw0 by clive@saturation.social
       2024-05-17T17:58:13Z
       
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       @glennf Lolol
       
 (DIR) Post #AhzR4EkpLU9kScwybA by clive@saturation.social
       2024-05-17T17:58:48Z
       
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       @freddy tragically I closed the tab accidentally before I could clickWhen I reopened itA different ad
       
 (DIR) Post #AhzRArPmWGWy6NGTM8 by clive@saturation.social
       2024-05-17T17:59:02Z
       
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       @Artsandsocks Dammit
       
 (DIR) Post #AhzRHGeNbj6A6c9EjA by clive@saturation.social
       2024-05-17T17:56:31Z
       
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       @EricCarroll 😂
       
 (DIR) Post #AhzRNSLt0uTI8SRtDM by clive@saturation.social
       2024-05-17T17:56:18Z
       
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       @overholt I close the tab accidentally so now I’ll never know I am very curious about that empty toilet paper roll hack too
       
 (DIR) Post #AhzRbnLbkXTdJ29ihk by clive@saturation.social
       2024-05-17T17:57:36Z
       
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       @maximum_mew Isn’t it wild? The world is full of these crazy little fasteners and doohickeys
       
 (DIR) Post #AhzRdV26oUrZ5Fqe1o by clive@saturation.social
       2024-05-17T17:57:57Z
       
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       @samloonie I know “How to steal a Camaro with a bread clip”
       
 (DIR) Post #AhzVj2t6lkDDLaXQTw by RedStateExile@mastodon.social
       2024-05-17T18:55:41Z
       
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       @clive @artcollisionsDon’t worry, or maybe do, it will be back
       
 (DIR) Post #AhzY5euUHeQzYB5sdk by _nb@mamot.fr
       2024-05-17T19:22:13Z
       
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       @clive in a meta-clickbait power move, wikihow spoils all the fun here.
       
 (DIR) Post #AhzcnazcbnFDxYhYYK by gannet@wandering.shop
       2024-05-17T20:14:57Z
       
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       @clive I managed to avoid it by reminding myself that it’s not likely there would have been an actual answer when I clicked through.
       
 (DIR) Post #Ahzh4Wb6bTfx4DYuq8 by xsk8rat@mastodon.world
       2024-05-17T21:02:50Z
       
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       @clive  None of these existential struggles is the fault of Clive Paxton.
       
 (DIR) Post #AhznBc4rE9XtoZF2kS by freddy@computerclub.social
       2024-05-17T22:09:58Z
       
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       @clive Lynchian tragedy
       
 (DIR) Post #Ai0CdUxzkvKuivQQca by nlarson830@techhub.social
       2024-05-18T02:56:33Z
       
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       @clive @LikeItOrLumpIt @drdrowland I get tamales that come in a plastic bag, and they're closed with a sticky tape wrap.Once opened, no way to close the bad, so a spare bread tie is used.
       
 (DIR) Post #Ai0GRQpbhkKQEw0HQG by clive@saturation.social
       2024-05-18T03:39:13Z
       
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       @nlarson830 @LikeItOrLumpIt @drdrowland nice
       
 (DIR) Post #Ai0GYSjf1WdSAkZgga by clive@saturation.social
       2024-05-18T03:40:16Z
       
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       @gannet correct yes
       
 (DIR) Post #Ai0GfG46Wu8gu4NSV6 by Sector9@mastodon.social
       2024-05-17T22:05:30Z
       
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       @MugsysRapSheet @drdrowland Is this where this song title comes from???Blue Monday by #NewOrder #Synthpophttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2e2Nw8oTgc
       
 (DIR) Post #Ai0GfHRXPGThB2LgfI by clive@saturation.social
       2024-05-18T03:39:36Z
       
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       @Sector9 @MugsysRapSheet @drdrowland oohhhhhh
       
 (DIR) Post #Ai0GkxTqXZTd088V8K by clive@saturation.social
       2024-05-18T03:40:04Z
       
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       @RedStateExile @artcollisions prolly yeah
       
 (DIR) Post #Ai0GqN8WZy4C1IkDY0 by xsk8rat@mastodon.world
       2024-05-17T21:04:55Z
       
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       @clive I just found it funny that you shared the same first name as the inventor of the bread clip...
       
 (DIR) Post #Ai0GqOlCXebB3XqcTI by clive@saturation.social
       2024-05-18T03:40:48Z
       
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       @xsk8rat yess!
       
 (DIR) Post #Ai1w9VIakKga7Fee2K by abetterjulie@wandering.shop
       2024-05-18T03:54:04Z
       
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       @gannet @clive snopes says it's clickbait.https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/bread-clip-wallet/
       
 (DIR) Post #Ai1w9WmlDePcj6mFhQ by clive@saturation.social
       2024-05-18T23:01:17Z
       
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       @abetterjulie @gannet Ah, there you go