Post AhmplaCzKKtrISqSWm by lobsterofrevenge@mastodon.social
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(DIR) Post #AhmKlhvfWadUfAK7X6 by futurebird@sauropods.win
2024-05-11T10:21:51Z
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We need to pass a law that says cats can't vote in US elections. Why won't they pass a law? Why? We all feel like cats are voting! (just look at them! You can feel it too, right???)yeah yeah ... it's already illegal for cats to vote... and I can't show any evidence of cats voting... but that's just because of UM uh because of..cancel culture. I can't even talk about this without everyone going nuts. Why *wouldn't* someone want such a law? hm? Unless they too are a CAT! Makes u think!
(DIR) Post #AhmLCtjvil2P6znYJM by kechpaja@social.kechpaja.com
2024-05-11T10:26:43Z
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@futurebird I think cats should be able to vote.
(DIR) Post #AhmLPzU3fyomgucLJ2 by nicksalt@mas.to
2024-05-11T10:29:07Z
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@futurebird I think a canine Orange Whale has hacked your mastodon account..
(DIR) Post #AhmQGRv5b2s7l6Wxea by gfidk@mastodon.social
2024-05-11T11:23:14Z
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@futurebird #OwnTheLib-Cats
(DIR) Post #AhmR0JBiOSQpzxAsm8 by StarkRG@myside-yourside.net
2024-05-11T11:31:41Z
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@futurebird Despite their constant napping, are cats woke?
(DIR) Post #AhmS7PsO1c2iis5S3U by glennsills@dotnet.social
2024-05-11T11:44:11Z
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@futurebird Cats will not replace us!
(DIR) Post #AhmUJlMSAbiajyAJzU by IngaLovinde@embracing.space
2024-05-11T12:08:45Z
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@futurebird I'd say something about it but I'm getting silenced by a catcel culture!
(DIR) Post #AhmVnG1hKuugCP5LkW by boulder@mastodon.social
2024-05-11T12:25:24Z
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@futurebirdThat would be a cat-astrophe. Someone order more catnip!!
(DIR) Post #Ahmd1Fyv00hdnFPKgy by WhiteCatTamer@mastodon.online
2024-05-11T13:46:13Z
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@futurebird On the contrary, I think we should allow them to vote!Consider the cat. When faced with a choice between something that it is freely offered - pets, treats, warm beds, breakfast - and something that is expressly forbidden - getting into the cabinets, eating the plants, scratching the ragged couch that’s right next to the scratching post - the cat will invariably choose the latter. Such is its nature.Therefore, by ALLOWING cats to vote, we ensure that they DON’T!
(DIR) Post #AhmoaVtWvRgkmItxHE by feld@bikeshed.party
2024-05-11T15:55:18.921814Z
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@futurebird "Do your own research"
(DIR) Post #AhmplaCzKKtrISqSWm by lobsterofrevenge@mastodon.social
2024-05-11T16:09:10Z
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@futurebird cats will always find a way around such a law, for instance by disguising themselves as dogs or knocking the voting machines off the counter.
(DIR) Post #AhnCyv4hM7WMisIPaK by lienrag@mastodon.tedomum.net
2024-05-11T20:29:15Z
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@futurebird Ever watched "Mouseland" ?https://video.liberta.vip/videos/watch/bd136698-230c-4adc-9a20-a767f20d8298
(DIR) Post #AhoBP4Ak9GmJiWQJPs by MostlyTato@mstdn.social
2024-05-12T07:46:20Z
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@futurebird I for one welcome our new feline overlords?