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(DIR) Post #Ahas2SMNd44ttCtP72 by ZachWeinersmith@mastodon.social
2024-05-05T21:38:12Z
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Every Chinese Food Recipe:Heat wok to 4 billion degrees.Add one atom of oil, any kind.Add garlic and onions.Add black sauce of doom 1.Black sauce of doom 2.Chilies.Black sauce of doom 3.Protein.Raise heat to 6 billion degrees.Plate.Garnish with scallions.
(DIR) Post #AhasFQSC1mRzk3nOnQ by ezwal@social.lol
2024-05-05T21:40:32Z
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@ZachWeinersmith Come on, to be fair, sometimes you add 1/4 C of water in the middle.
(DIR) Post #AhasVkF4DtGPkPRCq0 by zalasur@mastodon.surazal.net
2024-05-05T21:43:27Z
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@ZachWeinersmith It's necessary for those recipes that you want to cook in under one Planck unit of time
(DIR) Post #AhascTXwh98fziTfeq by HighlandLawyer@mastodon.social
2024-05-05T21:44:43Z
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@ZachWeinersmith You missed the ginger
(DIR) Post #AhasiJHpknLRuZiuno by Howtoread@mastodon.green
2024-05-05T21:45:45Z
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@ZachWeinersmith I read this and suddenly became hungry, so...
(DIR) Post #AhatP1I4XSvmY8CUoC by zakatak@kzoo.to
2024-05-05T21:53:28Z
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@ZachWeinersmith and when you aren’t looking, MSG!
(DIR) Post #AhauPckHNkW4fUFK5o by hhschu@mastodon.social
2024-05-05T22:04:48Z
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@ZachWeinersmith more like a shit ton of oil https://youtu.be/1Q-5eIBfBDQ?si=hpqpZKnfVewWfEOR&t=124
(DIR) Post #AhaueHbAHwKzQRyNaS by diazona@techhub.social
2024-05-05T22:07:27Z
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@ZachWeinersmith Not even kidding that sounds pretty good
(DIR) Post #Ahavo7IjWo5CL5bYEC by bobdc@mas.to
2024-05-05T22:20:26Z
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@ZachWeinersmith I just bought a new black sauce of doom at the Cville Oriental Market on 29 yesterday!
(DIR) Post #Ahaw3XtevdetASEXVg by Tactician_mark@mastodon.social
2024-05-05T22:23:13Z
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@ZachWeinersmith If you can't find black sauce of doom 2, sub with identical looking black sauce mixed with mystery ingredient you'll never find in any store
(DIR) Post #Ahax38bz2PhchYKqfY by oantolin@mathstodon.xyz
2024-05-05T22:34:20Z
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@ZachWeinersmith Hey, if it's consistently delicious, don't mess with the recipe!
(DIR) Post #AhaxHtFGS6CrO3k7n6 by JeanEvergreen@montereybay.social
2024-05-05T22:36:56Z
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@ZachWeinersmith Similar to Filipino cooking except replace black sauce of doom with fish sauce of doom and garnish with garlic crisps fried in the oil of the apocalypse.
(DIR) Post #Ahay0QAnO8AaFjt2eG by CrisLuengo@fosstodon.org
2024-05-05T22:45:03Z
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@ZachWeinersmith First I thought “4 billion degrees” was a bit excessive, but then I realized you’re American and are thinking of degrees Fahrenheit. So that’s probably fine then.
(DIR) Post #AhbCkomZcdmbFxZiM4 by Phosphenes@glasgow.social
2024-05-06T01:30:18Z
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@ZachWeinersmith Well that's fusion cuisine then.
(DIR) Post #AhrZ9kOcNHHkPe1N9U by ScriptFanix@maly.io
2024-05-13T22:56:42Z
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@ZachWeinersmithSauces of doom, I like that