Post AhXMi6VhTZWwHMBgf2 by DaddyO@noauthority.social
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(DIR) Post #AhXJGaG2yxDmZJ3GMq by DaddyO@noauthority.social
2024-05-04T04:24:29Z
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Thus far I have written 66 cheesy Star Wars jokes for my kids on May the 4th. I'm struggling to come up with another 6 jokes or so for tomorrow/today.I have to confess, the quality is definitely dropping over time.
(DIR) Post #AhXJRr22xMM7mIsS5g by cosullivan@mastodon.sdf.org
2024-05-04T04:26:28Z
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@DaddyO may the froth be with you?May the farts be with you?
(DIR) Post #AhXJXZorrhkU8ERRKq by leyonhjelm@breastmilk.club
2024-05-04T04:27:33.554337Z
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@DaddyO Why does Harrison Ford play so much solitaire?He likes to play his hand solo
(DIR) Post #AhXJdlYr7f6gHlu4gq by fuknukl@noauthority.social
2024-05-04T04:28:40Z
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@DaddyO https://punandjokes.com/may-the-4th-jokes/
(DIR) Post #AhXJyse5yg5CL5QF5k by DaddyO@noauthority.social
2024-05-04T04:32:29Z
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@fuknukl Man, after reading some of those I feel a LOT better about the lame jokes I made up!
(DIR) Post #AhXK8vq0xonD8Sn3fE by DaddyO@noauthority.social
2024-05-04T04:34:18Z
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@cosullivan Some of the better ones I've come up with in years past:Did you hear what Yoda said when he first saw himself on a 1080p television screen?HD Am I?Did you hear about the Jawa that became an intergalactically famous escape artist?His name was Harry Utinni!Why do Star Wars fans always remember Liam Neeson?Because he's Qui-Gon but not forgotten!
(DIR) Post #AhXLsXwmDoaUJXGfVg by cosullivan@mastodon.sdf.org
2024-05-04T04:53:43Z
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@DaddyO but you're a dad, your jokes don't have to be above a groan.
(DIR) Post #AhXM5VI9PBoTqMRZoG by DaddyO@noauthority.social
2024-05-04T04:56:05Z
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@cosullivan I did just come up with this groan-worthy one:What ship does Sherlock Holmes fly in the Star Wars universe?The 221B-WingI have an arcane knowledge of Star Wars trivia locked in my brain that I made no effort to accumulate but which lives there none-the-less. I also came up with this one (which only makes sense to Star Wars nerds):What's the name of the Death Star garbage compactor monster's wife?Diane Oga
(DIR) Post #AhXMP9cTgvmsQ7K0au by cosullivan@mastodon.sdf.org
2024-05-04T04:59:36Z
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@DaddyO I can't comment, I know next to nothing about the franchise. I am not a good test audience.
(DIR) Post #AhXMi6VhTZWwHMBgf2 by DaddyO@noauthority.social
2024-05-04T05:03:04Z
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@cosullivan They were some of the few movies I had on VHS (taped it off HBO and the Movie Channel when my dad was stealing them during the few years we lived in Montana). I have no idea how many times I watched the original movies as a kid - an unhealthy amount no doubt.Nothing like passing on one's psychosis to one's children. Although at least I pass it on with tongue firmly in cheek - and they are aware of that.
(DIR) Post #AhXNSze2oqUeb3RtlA by cosullivan@mastodon.sdf.org
2024-05-04T05:11:31Z
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@DaddyO you're typing to someone whose child wanted to watch " The Rink" 32 times, leading her to wonder if she could watch a Chaplin film and enjoy it again.
(DIR) Post #AhXNzCLJ915XFF2dJA by DaddyO@noauthority.social
2024-05-04T05:17:22Z
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@cosullivan In his defense, the Rink is pretty dang good.Although I don't know if I could handle 32 times.
(DIR) Post #AhXqHQK8hOdAXGyRRA by TerrorOfDemons@rcsocial.net
2024-05-04T10:34:23Z
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@DaddyO Here's one I used to tell in the third grade. My classmates liked it, but they were an easy audience:Q. Why should you never punch Darth Vader?A. Because the Empire Strikes Back.