Post AhSWMTbMjsbSQJsfdg by eled_nil@mstdn.social
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 (DIR) Post #AhSWMTbMjsbSQJsfdg by eled_nil@mstdn.social
       2024-05-01T20:53:44Z
       
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       Tesla Lays Off Entire Team Behind Brakes.“As the brakes never really worked anyway, we figured the team’s existence was redundant. Going forward, none of our models will be outfitted with brakes"At press time, Tesla staffers responsible for wheels were reportedly nervous after receiving an ominous meeting request from HR.https://www.theonion.com/tesla-lays-off-entire-team-behind-brakes-1851449223?utm_campaign=TheOnion&utm_medium=SocialMarketing&utm_source=bluesky&utm_content=#Musk #satire
       
 (DIR) Post #AhSWMUW5KzyPGEPy2y by stux@mstdn.social
       2024-05-01T20:57:26Z
       
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       @eled_nil A Testa doesn't need brakes anyways :bloblaugh: With such a gigantic mass it'll stop thanks to gravity!
       
 (DIR) Post #AhSetJzqGsEnp5VBuC by eled_nil@mstdn.social
       2024-05-01T22:33:01Z
       
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       @stux XD