Post AhKKGcVSheDB8bm7aS by futurebird@sauropods.win
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 (DIR) Post #AhKJs2iY7797BsB3Oy by ktempestbradford@wandering.shop
       2024-04-27T21:21:10Z
       
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       Didn't realize that by coming to this airport I was entering the 3rd circle of hell....#WhyTho
       
 (DIR) Post #AhKJsCoEapdSUOujeS by ktempestbradford@wandering.shop
       2024-04-27T21:44:47Z
       
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       It got worse.
       
 (DIR) Post #AhKK1gtu5DY8QG5Z7g by futurebird@sauropods.win
       2024-04-27T22:01:38Z
       
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       @ktempestbradford I would totally eat those. I have this whole thing about terrible food disguised as some other terrible food. The famous icecream flavored bubblegum bubblegum icecreamAnd how can we forget the birthday cake flavored cookie cookie cake?
       
 (DIR) Post #AhKK6HPGIVNgnkwcQi by futurebird@sauropods.win
       2024-04-27T22:02:06Z
       
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       @ktempestbradford This is patriotic.
       
 (DIR) Post #AhKKBvL7Fq1q6FhFYm by futurebird@sauropods.win
       2024-04-27T22:03:28Z
       
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       @ktempestbradford icecream flavored bubblegum bubblegum astronaut icecream milkshake
       
 (DIR) Post #AhKKEXVKKWSD2pigy0 by beans_please@mastodon.social
       2024-04-27T22:03:32Z
       
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       @futurebird @ktempestbradford have you consulted a psychiatrist about this? I'm willing to pay for the first session.
       
 (DIR) Post #AhKKGcVSheDB8bm7aS by futurebird@sauropods.win
       2024-04-27T22:04:13Z
       
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       @beans_please @ktempestbradford *literally running away*
       
 (DIR) Post #AhKKNixL7bx3AUCb7w by beans_please@mastodon.social
       2024-04-27T22:05:34Z
       
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       @futurebird @ktempestbradford like when your pet has something in their mouth and you're like NO DON'T EAT THAT WHAT ARE YOU EATING as they scamper off to a corner
       
 (DIR) Post #AhKMX8Rnulnsk74DPk by amerika
       2024-04-27T22:29:51.175734Z
       
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       @ktempestbradford Like gum to help little kids pop their ears
       
 (DIR) Post #AhKR3fVOwOIULzWBH6 by liferstate@mas.to
       2024-04-27T23:20:22Z
       
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       @futurebird @ktempestbradford Have you had the fried chicken ice cream? It's literally just an ice cream bar shaped like fried chicken. (I do not know what flavor of ice cream or the name of the company that makes it, that's too much research.)
       
 (DIR) Post #AhKenMNjfmyLlf3Azw by ktempestbradford@wandering.shop
       2024-04-28T01:54:20Z
       
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       @futurebird ROFL
       
 (DIR) Post #AhKtnHRRXUWvl5CjnU by BLTpizza@mastodon.social
       2024-04-28T04:42:24Z
       
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       @futurebird @ktempestbradford nope nope.  That's way too far down the artificial, simulated  food path for me. That's gummy people food.
       
 (DIR) Post #AhLB28n3gYhUUVzEQq by bryan@soc.redeagle.me
       2024-04-27T22:12:22.984Z
       
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       @beans_please@mastodon.social @futurebird@sauropods.win @ktempestbradford@wandering.shop I agree. Why do that to yourself? Who hurt you?
       
 (DIR) Post #AhLB29KjfLdgAxk7vM by ktempestbradford@wandering.shop
       2024-04-28T01:51:27Z
       
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       @bryan @futurebird @beans_please I....Really on the fence here because I do enjoy meta-ness, yet also cannot imagine inflicting the gummy hot dogs on myself.
       
 (DIR) Post #AhLB29zVDmFUDOogT2 by beans_please@mastodon.social
       2024-04-28T03:28:59Z
       
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       @ktempestbradford @bryan @futurebird screaming "I'm doing this as a commentary about society" while stuffing gummy hotdogs into my mouth in the airport
       
 (DIR) Post #AhLB8XOJ8JnCWiSZTE by thepoliticalcat@mastodon.social
       2024-04-28T07:56:33Z
       
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       @futurebird @ktempestbradford 😳 😳
       
 (DIR) Post #AhLDOUb5UKjkP4AnYm by cetan@toot.community
       2024-04-28T08:22:00Z
       
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       @futurebird @ktempestbradford I was given the gummy hot dogs as a joke for Christmas and I did eat them. They are sort of mango-ish flavored and not hot dog flavored which was both a relief and a disappointment.
       
 (DIR) Post #AhLgLocVU6KIIyueTQ by vanderZwan@vis.social
       2024-04-28T13:46:29Z
       
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       @futurebird @ktempestbradford that last one is reaching "buffalo buffalo buffalo" territory for me
       
 (DIR) Post #AhMGIjNuuEBaAwv5WK by futurebird@sauropods.win
       2024-04-28T20:29:16Z
       
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       @ktempestbradford I think I have a soft spot for the lunchables because they are admitting their cheese and meats look like plastic/gummy candy by making this. There is an honesty there, you know?
       
 (DIR) Post #AhMMfNewRiGHBH4B4C by ktempestbradford@wandering.shop
       2024-04-28T21:40:28Z
       
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       @futurebird I can get behind this thinking.