Post AdgkniSMsKP5AWEREW by lizziewriter@mstdn.social
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(DIR) Post #Adge7mLbQ3tNLfgedE by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2024-01-10T01:02:03Z
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Imagine being a musically talented oyster and trying to form a band with your oyster friends, only to find out that the name Pearl Jam has already been taken by HUMANS. I would be furious.
(DIR) Post #AdgeE5HBxHgnnDd9Xc by demofox@mastodon.gamedev.place
2024-01-10T01:03:13Z
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@lowqualityfacts thus was born the blue oyster cult
(DIR) Post #AdgeGuYyF8tPR2IK36 by k2052@mastodon.social
2024-01-10T01:03:35Z
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@lowqualityfacts fact: this is actually the cause of all those UAPs going in and out of the ocean. they are preparing for war
(DIR) Post #AdgeU0HKIxFsvSHhHU by ryan2one3@mstdn.ca
2024-01-10T01:06:06Z
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@lowqualityfacts this is dumb. Who even makes guitars for oysters?!
(DIR) Post #AdgebGeborGFjyde2y by dstephenlindsay@mastodon.social
2024-01-10T01:07:24Z
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@lowqualityfacts Not to mention Blue Oyster Cult.
(DIR) Post #Adgf4DD1hqktSEXSlM by MineMcG@mastodon.social
2024-01-10T01:12:39Z
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@lowqualityfacts They can call themselves Pearly Gate Crashers and do heavy metal covers.Like metal versions ofUnder The SeaOceans ApartAtlantis Is CallingRhyme of The Ancient MarinerAlso they can make musical moviesHello SailorNemo20 000 Leagues Under The Sea
(DIR) Post #AdgfAlsBjuv2hSv4Hw by HoustonDog@mastodon.world
2024-01-10T01:13:47Z
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@lowqualityfacts but imagine if your band of fellow seamen … learned that 😬
(DIR) Post #Adgfr7ZtQobkBAYXLs by neffo@mas.to
2024-01-10T01:21:27Z
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@lowqualityfacts unacceptable is what it is, it's clutch-ural appropriation
(DIR) Post #AdgfyZvqPUgA92Nai0 by jbsegal@mastodon.sdf.org
2024-01-10T01:22:30Z
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@lowqualityfacts more importantly as for as my tastes, the fact that there’s also Oysterband might figure in their response
(DIR) Post #Adggi4KqDcGjTBlNBY by LilPecan@mastodon.social
2024-01-10T01:31:04Z
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@lowqualityfacts It gets worse when, lacking a name to play under, they start calling you a cult.
(DIR) Post #AdgibQpEOzql6RwNiS by RealNameTBA@social.veraciousnetwork.com
2024-01-10T01:52:12Z
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@lowqualityfacts Fortunately they have Blue Oyster Cult to fall back on.
(DIR) Post #AdgjUkvBO4elMB6ZCC by RealNameTBA@social.veraciousnetwork.com
2024-01-10T02:02:15Z
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@lowqualityfacts IANAL, but I think they would be safe using it as long as they protect themselves through a shell company.
(DIR) Post #AdgkniSMsKP5AWEREW by lizziewriter@mstdn.social
2024-01-10T02:16:52Z
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@lowqualityfacts Just don't try commiserating with any Walruses or Carpenters.
(DIR) Post #AdglEnqWwcMbhfRwUy by TempusFugIt@mastodon.social
2024-01-10T02:21:48Z
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@lowqualityfacts **COUGH**Prairie Oyster*COUGH**
(DIR) Post #Adgn6G1L1WAQO1Ye7k by clifmo@c.im
2024-01-10T02:42:35Z
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@lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #Adgs11MEc0xdEVedTk by deansexsmith@mastodon.online
2024-01-10T03:37:44Z
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@lowqualityfacts Furious at first, but later relieved that they dodged a bullet by not naming themselves after human spooge.
(DIR) Post #AdgunOGOx3K65C7Nc8 by BillMcGuire@universeodon.com
2024-01-10T04:08:54Z
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@lowqualityfacts Even more pissed to find out that Pearl Jam was the best damn band of the 90's.
(DIR) Post #Adh0jhHKuZEDcjB3rc by meshe@mastodon.social
2024-01-10T05:15:26Z
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@lowqualityfacts Erm...we all remember Alice in Wonderland, right? The LAST time oysters were in a band didn't end well.
(DIR) Post #AdhGItrbbxJG6SO0Y4 by GuyWithLag@mastodon.world
2024-01-10T08:09:54Z
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@lowqualityfacts from an oysters perspective, isn't PEARL JAM equivalent to Kidney Stones Band?
(DIR) Post #AdhUgymKO7jBeeIGdU by jamesc@masto.ai
2024-01-10T10:51:06Z
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@lowqualityfacts The Pearl Necklaces.