Post Adef6zyYyWKExsBNIW by awl@shitposter.club
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(DIR) Post #Aded0UrjWsKcpflAq8 by hidden@cawfee.club
2024-01-09T01:40:10.384476Z
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You ever have matches that just don't light no matter what
(DIR) Post #AdedG804JJlIY870rY by Leaflord@leafposter.club
2024-01-09T01:43:04.616308Z
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>she holds the match wrong
(DIR) Post #AdedLo7L9AjMccDn4C by hidden@cawfee.club
2024-01-09T01:44:00.846419Z
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@Leaflord I SWEAR IT'S THE MATCHES COME ONNN ʷʰᵃᵗ'ˢ ᵗʰᵉ ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ʷᵃʸ ᵗᵒ ʰᵒˡᵈ ᶦᵗ
(DIR) Post #AdedZ0GVIE6O3uneuu by Leaflord@leafposter.club
2024-01-09T01:46:29.364438Z
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Leaf Lord's illustrated guide on how to strike a matchleft : badright : good
(DIR) Post #AdedaQxRXIjn8ZZC40 by not_benis@cawfee.club
2024-01-09T01:46:28.485993Z
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@hidden @Leaflord grasp them firmly by the shaft, so as not to just rub them gently against the box
(DIR) Post #Adedi3ysqZwEC0sWTg by hidden@cawfee.club
2024-01-09T01:48:02.467677Z
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@not_benis @Leaflord Ah okay that's what I thought just hard to hold it close enough without burning myself cuz they're paper and crumple up so easily
(DIR) Post #AdedjYR56P9sw6mLCa by rher@mugicha.club
2024-01-09T01:48:19.992836Z
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Show us the cool kid's version and not the sensible person's version
(DIR) Post #Adee0jZ2ypKoNDhEye by Leaflord@leafposter.club
2024-01-09T01:51:29.604866Z
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Wait, paper match?Flip your matchbook all the way open so that the front flap touches the striker, place your matchhead between the two and squeeze them together with your thumb and forefinger, then drag the match out quickly. It will be lit once it clears the paper
(DIR) Post #Adee5TDbBIrr7pvGMa by hidden@cawfee.club
2024-01-09T01:52:18.245553Z
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@Leaflord @not_benis HOLY FUCK OH MY GOD THANK YOU IT FINALLY FUCKING WORKED
(DIR) Post #Adee9WPJGcNKAqKexs by not_benis@cawfee.club
2024-01-09T01:52:57.888352Z
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@hidden @Leaflord wood is guaranteed to satisfy your need, flaccid paper just can't compare
(DIR) Post #AdeeAK2KkJho63y15s by Leaflord@leafposter.club
2024-01-09T01:53:13.919329Z
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Anytime.
(DIR) Post #AdeeFP3dVOun7K00MC by hidden@cawfee.club
2024-01-09T01:54:04.859980Z
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@not_benis @Leaflord Yes well I had like 150 of these because my aunt worked at the co-op and they kept giving her matches for Christmas and she kept giving them to us
(DIR) Post #AdeeOCZjHfPr0gCpXs by not_benis@cawfee.club
2024-01-09T01:55:34.340606Z
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@hidden @Leaflord your aunt must be a woman of discerning taste, if she can't stand the limpness of paper ones between her fingers
(DIR) Post #AdeeQZydFRgGATzIGm by Leaflord@leafposter.club
2024-01-09T01:56:10.004382Z
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You can also just hold the head closer and strike it without folding the matchbook, but you might burn youw widdle fingies on theiw widdle tips
(DIR) Post #AdeeRR5tl9z6uMnLSC by hidden@cawfee.club
2024-01-09T01:56:15.273466Z
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@not_benis @Leaflord She drank so much straight vodka that she fell out of her third story apartment window I think she was just too drunk to dare using a match
(DIR) Post #AdeeWPHZvGKsjmd1Q8 by not_benis@cawfee.club
2024-01-09T01:57:08.797606Z
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@hidden @Leaflord ah, whiskey match, a common problem.
(DIR) Post #AdeeXaLKHli1KXwXtg by Leaflord@leafposter.club
2024-01-09T01:57:25.666522Z
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Anyways, enjoy your arson
(DIR) Post #AdeeZulXKEElFXJVk8 by hidden@cawfee.club
2024-01-09T01:57:47.205842Z
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@Leaflord @not_benis Thank you I will enjoy my candles
(DIR) Post #AdeeaH3MSdZENBp3a4 by dicey@seal.cafe
2024-01-09T01:57:53.743008Z
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It won't light itself
(DIR) Post #Adef6zyYyWKExsBNIW by awl@shitposter.club
2024-01-09T02:03:50.359878Z
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@hidden yeah. On a few occasions whilst winter camping.