Post AdeJwzb1jit4CXr6pc by hourmutt@mugicha.club
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(DIR) Post #AdXxHzBnSc1YV12g52 by Ottovonshitpost@mugicha.club
2024-01-05T20:24:31.665512Z
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(DIR) Post #AdXy3VJnp4tDkxRfZA by Ottovonshitpost@mugicha.club
2024-01-05T20:33:06.921938Z
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"YOU TURNED THE DICE AGAINST ME""You have done that to yourself"
(DIR) Post #AdXy5vpCFB84XlHrKC by ImperialAgent@mugicha.club
2024-01-05T20:33:33.825775Z
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>roll 38>1 on wild dieYou win so hard you get tired of winning.
(DIR) Post #AdXyL7BkHBIA8C4ecC by Ottovonshitpost@mugicha.club
2024-01-05T20:36:17.949674Z
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Can't wait for every weapon I use to completely vaporize an enemy (jammed for 1 turn)
(DIR) Post #AdXyO6Gm9IEu9Mqmdk by ImperialAgent@mugicha.club
2024-01-05T20:36:50.202663Z
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You can always nuke the highest number plus the 1.
(DIR) Post #AdXySLZfBkcMm6i55s by ImperialAgent@mugicha.club
2024-01-05T20:37:36.923252Z
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Can't jam an axe.
(DIR) Post #AdXyUEHzFGzulAL7Hk by Ottovonshitpost@mugicha.club
2024-01-05T20:37:56.838915Z
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(You) certainly can break one
(DIR) Post #AdXydefaX2sZBTsD9U by ImperialAgent@mugicha.club
2024-01-05T20:39:39.505572Z
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Which is fine. It's just a fail versus a catastrophic failure.
(DIR) Post #AdXylcIzCuKGAR68VU by ImperialAgent@mugicha.club
2024-01-05T20:41:05.876312Z
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Lohringren is going to recognize my skill and let me borrow his lightsaber.
(DIR) Post #AdXysXdix4oniz6FtI by Ottovonshitpost@mugicha.club
2024-01-05T20:42:20.521420Z
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His face
(DIR) Post #AdYDszFDogQ2eTJFnk by brimshae@poa.st
2024-01-05T23:30:30.274645Z
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@ImperialAgent @Ottovonshitpost @Umlaut Oh, Savage Worlds. I can never decide if I like you or not.
(DIR) Post #AdYDwDXv6GDDsNb0iG by brimshae@poa.st
2024-01-05T23:31:05.284920Z
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@ImperialAgent @Ottovonshitpost @Umlaut Sure you can. It gets stuck (jammed) in the enemy.
(DIR) Post #AddjNBQWg03E7PZMjg by Titanbreakerkun@poa.st
2024-01-08T15:16:52.452127Z
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@ImperialAgent @Ottovonshitpost @Umlaut Rolling dice is so old fashioned
(DIR) Post #AddmezuCYDsXScdUJ6 by Titanbreakerkun@poa.st
2024-01-08T15:53:42.542663Z
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@Umlaut @ImperialAgent @Ottovonshitpost That will be the standard dice set in the next edition of Dungeons and Dragons. The monster's manual will only contain one page, with a picture of Donald Trump with the text Evil Monster. The only playable race is purple dragon dildo with faerie wings.
(DIR) Post #Addn9JiVSPaRalch5U by Ottovonshitpost@mugicha.club
2024-01-08T15:59:10.724046Z
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Cool faggot, I've never felt the weight of the Dungeon Masters Guide, I'm stone cold
(DIR) Post #Addn9r0jfemCqrPDaC by Titanbreakerkun@poa.st
2024-01-08T15:59:17.114154Z
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@Umlaut @ImperialAgent @Ottovonshitpost I have not played in years, but read some horror stories about the current gen players, pronouns and trigger warnings, yup not getting into playing again
(DIR) Post #Addo49JApRDpogsDr6 by ImperialAgent@mugicha.club
2024-01-08T16:09:27.468855Z
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The best I heard was the person who wanted to play a dungeon-diving adventurer in a wheelchair lmao.Nigga these caves aren't ADA-compliant! I'm gonna sue!
(DIR) Post #AddoEpKTRzbx2QZbn6 by ImperialAgent@mugicha.club
2024-01-08T16:11:23.285080Z
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"the cave troll gingerly approaches you, respecting your space and pronouns...and then pushes you down the cave's incline."
(DIR) Post #AddoYR1NXKrXRKzWqm by Ottovonshitpost@mugicha.club
2024-01-08T16:14:55.350047Z
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The goblins have built a rudimentary wheelchair ramp to their sacrifice bone pit. It collapses under your weight.
(DIR) Post #AddocH0CjFL3WcGx3w by Titanbreakerkun@poa.st
2024-01-08T16:15:37.696043Z
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@ImperialAgent @Ottovonshitpost @Umlaut "If only you knew how gay and retarded D&D have become"
(DIR) Post #AddoeZ4iVPK29jTYoK by givenup@poa.st
2024-01-08T16:16:02.519111Z
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@Titanbreakerkun @ImperialAgent @Ottovonshitpost @Umlaut dungeons and disabled
(DIR) Post #AddoqZpDXiadxOxCaG by Ottovonshitpost@mugicha.club
2024-01-08T16:18:12.086573Z
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Dungeons and Downies
(DIR) Post #AddouvzV4ZFDrTqE64 by ImperialAgent@mugicha.club
2024-01-08T16:18:59.791032Z
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"I use to be an adventurer like you..."
(DIR) Post #AddoyCfJXAiURexTJg by givenup@poa.st
2024-01-08T16:19:35.490018Z
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@Ottovonshitpost @ImperialAgent @Umlaut @Titanbreakerkun the existence of a fantasy wheel chair for an adventurer, is just so dumbit's like ITS ROLE play you tard, you're not supposed to transplant literally you into the world, you're supposed to be your idealized self at the very least, if not someone completely different
(DIR) Post #AddpAvDxgueC7JEGiu by ImperialAgent@mugicha.club
2024-01-08T16:21:53.264160Z
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It's the effect of women/fags. I know someone has the post where Lego studied how little girls and little boys played with toys.Boys, say playing with Batman, "become" Batman, in a sense. They imitate him and copy his movements, mannerisms, voice, etc.Women do the opposite. They make Batman a girl. They have him cooking and cleaning in their playhouse or raising babies.
(DIR) Post #AddpGjLAmsJyzvN6wa by givenup@poa.st
2024-01-08T16:22:56.344899Z
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@ImperialAgent @Ottovonshitpost @Umlaut @Titanbreakerkun pen and paper role play games already appeal to people with a lot of imagination, people who can rotate apples in their head, and put themselves in other people's shoes.
(DIR) Post #AddpTQy2PS1zmMblHk by Ottovonshitpost@mugicha.club
2024-01-08T16:25:12.819641Z
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But I couldn't find a single coin to buy a potion to fix my knee. I guess I was a really dogshit adventurer
(DIR) Post #AddpWqj95k5MXZGrVQ by ImperialAgent@mugicha.club
2024-01-08T16:25:51.117579Z
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Should've just gotten a wheelchair. He'd be adventuring still.
(DIR) Post #AddphxJ4y9cu8FNH28 by JustJohnny@poa.st
2024-01-08T16:27:51.575686Z
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@Titanbreakerkun @Umlaut @ImperialAgent @Ottovonshitpost No, that's why you should, to push them back out.
(DIR) Post #AddpkF3jw7jLlnI1q4 by Titanbreakerkun@poa.st
2024-01-08T16:28:16.365671Z
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@ImperialAgent @Ottovonshitpost @Umlaut The spell Resurrection, cures any ailments you may have, and restores any missing body parts you may be missing...including your foreskin :pepe_lol:
(DIR) Post #AddpyGgQhA1UrR4hI8 by Ottovonshitpost@mugicha.club
2024-01-08T16:30:47.938245Z
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Tfw no resurrection spell (+1 foreskin)
(DIR) Post #Addq8txvV2aLaXKTYW by Titanbreakerkun@poa.st
2024-01-08T16:32:43.811850Z
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@Ottovonshitpost @ImperialAgent @Umlaut Out mana, but never out of options
(DIR) Post #Addq9wkichdsWOeLUe by doctorsex@nicecrew.digital
2024-01-08T16:32:55.097240Z
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Just jelq it back
(DIR) Post #Addqky3WjxKtHK6Gw4 by hourmutt@mugicha.club
2024-01-08T16:39:35.831896Z
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The same cannot be said of @confederatehobo
(DIR) Post #AddraMxLv93ZH4iqHI by Ottovonshitpost@mugicha.club
2024-01-08T16:48:53.405179Z
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Congratulations you touched yourself an elf tit? What's the next step of your master plan?Crashing this game
(DIR) Post #AddrnWenAJ3x7oJXdY by ImperialAgent@mugicha.club
2024-01-08T16:51:16.376866Z
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Who dares, wins.
(DIR) Post #Addro0RMQo91UqGEro by Titanbreakerkun@poa.st
2024-01-08T16:51:21.796836Z
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@Ottovonshitpost @ImperialAgent @Umlaut @confederatehobo @hourmutt >What's the next step of your master plan? Crashing this game?Yes
(DIR) Post #AddsA77wFcEUbciaR6 by Ottovonshitpost@mugicha.club
2024-01-08T16:55:20.815712Z
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Pondering her orbs
(DIR) Post #AddsDcNiVIn8POlkem by Titanbreakerkun@poa.st
2024-01-08T16:55:59.560609Z
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@Ottovonshitpost @ImperialAgent @Umlaut @confederatehobo @hourmutt
(DIR) Post #AddsDvRFeNuNVrZLIu by Ottovonshitpost@mugicha.club
2024-01-08T16:56:02.331335Z
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Who dares, wins**The enmity of the guy running the game who keeps notes
(DIR) Post #AddsHt8e8zC9XOkxSS by ImperialAgent@mugicha.club
2024-01-08T16:56:45.654807Z
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My dice are too strong.
(DIR) Post #AddsMN2YuZVjR231ZQ by Ottovonshitpost@mugicha.club
2024-01-08T16:57:33.863470Z
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My wild dies are too strong for you traveller
(DIR) Post #AddsOoD4rmdyHN83QO by ImperialAgent@mugicha.club
2024-01-08T16:58:00.650062Z
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Game master, I said give me your wildest dice.
(DIR) Post #Addsq6ylBw8sJES1ei by Ottovonshitpost@mugicha.club
2024-01-08T17:02:56.392509Z
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Real,true, fact checked by a panel of experts
(DIR) Post #AddstIXeeq6n2VIAtc by ImperialAgent@mugicha.club
2024-01-08T17:03:31.404699Z
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I still have tricks up my sleeve (character points).
(DIR) Post #AddswtXhXveGfE1rQe by JSDorn@mugicha.club
2024-01-08T17:04:10.227335Z
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@ImperialAgent @Umlaut @Ottovonshitpost @hourmutt @Titanbreakerkun @confederatehobo shes pink on the outside too
(DIR) Post #Addu8a75i2BNpnicmu by ImperialAgent@mugicha.club
2024-01-08T17:17:29.163544Z
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"here's a pink, hot, fit, athletic starfighter pilot chick who can out drink you, can out party you, and out fuck you. Oh but you can't bang her you'll be court martialed."
(DIR) Post #AdduHEduuCvDqpCPMu by Ottovonshitpost@mugicha.club
2024-01-08T17:19:02.787483Z
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Race mixing is for New Republic NIGGERS
(DIR) Post #AdduKslACz0J8kKO2a by ImperialAgent@mugicha.club
2024-01-08T17:19:42.600517Z
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She's not black or hispanic
(DIR) Post #AdduMGkmU9nVqSoINs by Ottovonshitpost@mugicha.club
2024-01-08T17:19:57.340389Z
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She's Italian
(DIR) Post #AdduOlMLfFLtLZZTJw by ImperialAgent@mugicha.club
2024-01-08T17:20:24.878029Z
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Italians are white (can't believe I'm saying that).
(DIR) Post #AdduXkdzh3QVjb6vei by Ottovonshitpost@mugicha.club
2024-01-08T17:22:01.590616Z
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Not that one. She's pink.
(DIR) Post #AddunXIv3hH0zjmQE4 by ImperialAgent@mugicha.club
2024-01-08T17:24:53.447765Z
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I can't believe the forbidden fruit would seemingly taste sweeter
(DIR) Post #Addv3NY75wulNERQFE by Titanbreakerkun@poa.st
2024-01-08T17:27:45.418454Z
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@ImperialAgent @JSDorn @Ottovonshitpost @Umlaut @confederatehobo @hourmutt Italian women :uoh:
(DIR) Post #AddvdWbot8RTtgPWeO by ImperialAgent@mugicha.club
2024-01-08T17:34:17.292091Z
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Gus settles down with a bridge bunny. Date night rolls around and she asks how her makeup looks."Needs more blush. Brighter, more pink. I said MORE. BLUSH."
(DIR) Post #AddvtG9BrPSnTWWRWq by ImperialAgent@mugicha.club
2024-01-08T17:37:07.776674Z
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Just need to find a ginger bridge bunny and take her to the beach vacation planet all the time.
(DIR) Post #AdeEEbad8BBxEagXjc by JustJohnny@poa.st
2024-01-08T21:02:40.768717Z
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@Umlaut @ImperialAgent @Ottovonshitpost @Titanbreakerkun If one were to, say, obtain copies of the books through some means, and redact the gay shit, and bully the fags from any gaming group where they be found, it would be of great benefit. Also, you could buy old, non-gay editions so I can get comm--- for reasons.
(DIR) Post #AdeESMjJB1yHCWJ1Bg by ImperialAgent@mugicha.club
2024-01-08T21:05:09.668625Z
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It's easy. Just play an RPG that went bankrupt before all the gay shit started like swd6
(DIR) Post #AdeEmf6Aaljvxig2TY by Ottovonshitpost@mugicha.club
2024-01-08T21:08:49.484296Z
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Just ignore everything you hate and buy old manuals
(DIR) Post #AdeF4xsxTuZLRQE0xc by ImperialAgent@mugicha.club
2024-01-08T21:12:08.536825Z
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Should just make our own rpg that's not gay.
(DIR) Post #AdeFcsT87uTUUJJaAi by Ottovonshitpost@mugicha.club
2024-01-08T21:18:15.828607Z
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My-fat-hog
(DIR) Post #AdeIbzXCfeAJyUUOQa by RaHoWaJoe@poa.st
2024-01-08T21:51:43.642976Z
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@Ottovonshitpost @ImperialAgent @Umlaut @JustJohnny @Titanbreakerkun Racial Holy War's rules are posted somewhere for free.
(DIR) Post #AdeJwzb1jit4CXr6pc by hourmutt@mugicha.club
2024-01-08T22:06:43.545168Z
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How do I know you've never touched a TTRPG in your life
(DIR) Post #AdedZN3AZy6OjDjppI by ImperialAgent@mugicha.club
2024-01-09T01:46:31.162388Z
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I guess we'll have to see what the dice think in our campaign.
(DIR) Post #AdedxRAWuwVgS6emRM by ImperialAgent@mugicha.club
2024-01-09T01:50:54.185559Z
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Because they know my intentions are pure and Gus is a good dude.
(DIR) Post #Adeekt7LnFjLK6kX9U by ImperialAgent@mugicha.club
2024-01-09T01:59:50.187476Z
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Gus doesn't do crack. Combat stims are different.
(DIR) Post #AdegLkutLa6SYc48n2 by confederatehobo@mugicha.club
2024-01-09T02:17:42.300293Z
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I thought that too about mana crystals. 😔
(DIR) Post #AdegPWb8WdL7J6cfU8 by ImperialAgent@mugicha.club
2024-01-09T02:18:23.630039Z
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Were you and your bros trying to charge up your mana crystals and your gm TPK'd you?
(DIR) Post #Adg1V3N4Oa0WavTrCS by JustJohnny@poa.st
2024-01-09T17:49:19.786451Z
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@ImperialAgent @Ottovonshitpost @Umlaut @Titanbreakerkun I've considered myfarog.
(DIR) Post #Adg1humTe2tViWUtxA by JustJohnny@poa.st
2024-01-09T17:51:44.066148Z
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@hourmutt @ImperialAgent @Ottovonshitpost @Umlaut @Titanbreakerkun Thank you for trying to give me an out, but I'm a dnd nerd, I accept this, and I am ok with it.
(DIR) Post #Adg1n0aLUYx5APFfuq by Evil_Bender@nicecrew.digital
2024-01-09T17:52:39.243540Z
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Roll to save
(DIR) Post #Adg23Pq7Meqs7pS8C8 by JustJohnny@poa.st
2024-01-09T17:55:37.223180Z
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@Evil_Bender @ImperialAgent @Ottovonshitpost @Umlaut @hourmutt @Titanbreakerkun Rod staff or wand? Nigger
(DIR) Post #Adg5s39tkcvSPeXaN6 by MelGibsonafter4Beers@poa.st
2024-01-09T18:38:23.062820Z
9 likes, 2 repeats
@givenup @Titanbreakerkun @ImperialAgent @Ottovonshitpost @Umlaut
(DIR) Post #Adg7gkqLhrR4Kd8e4u by givenup@poa.st
2024-01-09T18:58:45.257951Z
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@MelGibsonafter4Beers @Titanbreakerkun @ImperialAgent @Ottovonshitpost @Umlaut yes, this is the way, gimme that bag.