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(DIR) Post #Adc9Pqrxm3MNinPrAu by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2024-01-07T20:59:10Z
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Trying to find my people on Mastodon. Please boost and follow me if you:-Believe that cheesecake is a right, not a privilege.-Mentally greet each bird you see just in case they are telepathic.-Think that cruise ships are too heavy to float and refuse to listen anytime someone attempts to explain the physics of it to you.-Don't see why the government can't criminalize "It's just a prank bro" Youtube videos.-Want inanimate objects with googly eyes to be eligible to run for president.
(DIR) Post #Adc9aQEd8lgIIm3hwW by thatguyoverthere@shitposter.club
2024-01-07T21:00:57.105903Z
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@lowqualityfacts wow these are some low quality facts. Birds aren't real
(DIR) Post #Adc9oBJPQ7LE4br4Jk by Oeltanks@troet.cafe
2024-01-07T21:03:34Z
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@lowqualityfacts Please share
(DIR) Post #Adc9vxzEqbCH3v8HR2 by bgtlover@linuxrocks.online
2024-01-07T21:04:56Z
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@lowqualityfacts what the hell dude? that post was awesome! 👍👍👍
(DIR) Post #AdcA8tMfLMsQUXFneq by HornedLivestock@mastodon.scot
2024-01-07T21:07:17Z
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@lowqualityfacts "-Want inanimate objects with googly eyes to be eligible to run for president."Sir, this has been done and resulted in Donald Trump, Boris Johnson, and Liz Truss.Nay, I say, nay!
(DIR) Post #AdcACeKFCUNt0UuejQ by teahands@mastodon.gamedev.place
2024-01-07T21:07:57Z
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@lowqualityfacts I don't really understand how buses, famously much longer vehicles than cars, can go round corners. If that counts for anything.
(DIR) Post #AdcAWfwmsfazpPUSbQ by fkamiah17@toot.wales
2024-01-07T21:11:36Z
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@lowqualityfacts I wouldn't joke about the last one, if I were you 😬
(DIR) Post #AdcDuPmouwN8WEq7TU by WackyIdeas@mastodon.social
2024-01-07T21:49:30Z
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@lowqualityfacts @DavidNielsen I keep a bag of googly eyes with me at all times #JustInCase
(DIR) Post #AdcFnVRDhqrJvcZNkO by timothyjohnson@mastodon.sdf.org
2024-01-07T22:10:38Z
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@lowqualityfacts Totally with you on the bird thing, but the rest is just silly.
(DIR) Post #AdcFwSNsQixL3yH35c by kandersonus@mastodon.social
2024-01-07T22:12:17Z
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@lowqualityfacts Wait, there are people on Mastodon?
(DIR) Post #AdcGpaOQM4JFpSokTo by cakelady@wehavecookies.social
2024-01-07T22:22:15Z
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@lowqualityfacts to be clear only baked cheesecake counts 🍰
(DIR) Post #AdcGs2xR7gdF04Mr9k by niclas@angrytoday.com
2024-01-07T22:22:46Z
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@lowqualityfacts The ship is still lighter than all the water it pushes away (and fills with air). How can that be hard to understand?
(DIR) Post #AdcGz2aOu253sIvaVM by thatguyoverthere@shitposter.club
2024-01-07T22:24:03.113536Z
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@niclas @lowqualityfacts > refuse to listen anytime someone attempts to explain the physics of it to you
(DIR) Post #AdcHiAGdBun0jFCJ9M by michaelcoyote@mastodon.social
2024-01-07T22:32:00Z
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@lowqualityfacts pretty much yes on all of those..
(DIR) Post #AdcIK4oDvtzOnwzJlw by RodneyPetersonTalent@mastodon.social
2024-01-07T22:38:58Z
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@lowqualityfacts It would be far better if the government went the extra mile and criminalized all social media “influencers”
(DIR) Post #AdcIYUMphlHK7t34CG by RodneyPetersonTalent@mastodon.social
2024-01-07T22:41:31Z
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@lowqualityfacts “But this ship can’t sink!”“She is made of iron sir. I assure you she can.”“Well Mr. Ismay I do believe you may get your headlines.”
(DIR) Post #AdcNgItOkd6EcppIYa by zagebo@mas.to
2024-01-07T23:39:00Z
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@lowqualityfacts unine luck
(DIR) Post #AdcTrlleKmaf5e3JmC by 3TomatoesShort@disabled.social
2024-01-08T00:48:20Z
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@lowqualityfactsI verbally greet each bird I see just in case they aren't telepathic :/(See also bees, spiders, and various bugs)
(DIR) Post #AdcUTuctqTphZN9Dyy by http_error_418@hachyderm.io
2024-01-08T00:55:13Z
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@lowqualityfacts ships don't float. It's just that the water sinks faster than they do.
(DIR) Post #AdcVmaMBX0Z0A1nVNg by sasha5113@theblower.au
2024-01-08T01:09:47Z
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@lowqualityfacts They already do.
(DIR) Post #AdcaNHxjHfVjdu7DyS by bassthang@mastodon.au
2024-01-08T02:01:07Z
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@lowqualityfacts you had me at cheesecake
(DIR) Post #Adccb73WpYRHmNY0rA by mastomuckle@mastodon.social
2024-01-08T02:24:48Z
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@lowqualityfacts As long as you’ll back me up on, “Listen, officer—if a monkey can drive a spaceship, then my dog can drive a car.”
(DIR) Post #AdclL8jHjwLLvKXMzA by MeatTankEnthusiast@mastodon.social
2024-01-08T04:04:06Z
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@lowqualityfacts The birds you DON'T see are the ones you have to worry about. 🐦👀
(DIR) Post #Add5GAbjKO2hNruY4G by valentyn@mastodon.nl
2024-01-08T07:47:15Z
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@lowqualityfacts is that AND or OR? And are you expanding your bubble? Or is this just you, asking for more you?
(DIR) Post #AddUrCGGdi3W58cmP2 by vilomah@mastodon.sdf.org
2024-01-08T12:34:07Z
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@lowqualityfacts I've made it a habit for years to gauge what the weather will do by what birds are out. Also, keeping eyes on crows. I think they're one species "practicing" to take over our evolutionary niche if we hominids don't get our collective act together.
(DIR) Post #AdenJFJgZ1VReRPgXo by lisasky@mastodon.world
2024-01-09T03:35:36Z
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@lowqualityfacts been trying to reply to this with an admittedly only tangentially related video for 2 days and... I don't think it's going to work.