Post AdZlAd26d1Wqcc9dw0 by cosmiclibrarian@universeodon.com
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(DIR) Post #AdZVjofHm5BFZBEmPI by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2024-01-06T14:25:06Z
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That's terrifying.https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #AdZWFTvoOdmQWt4CCO by RufusJCooter@mstdn.social
2024-01-06T14:30:54Z
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@lowqualityfacts Eh. We've had it coming for a while now.
(DIR) Post #AdZWZkc65Bti3kVhU8 by tersenurse@mastodon.social
2024-01-06T14:34:29Z
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@lowqualityfacts no more mojitos... the survivors would envy the dead.
(DIR) Post #AdZXCZgwciyLToI3iS by glennsills@dotnet.social
2024-01-06T14:41:33Z
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@lowqualityfacts This is not right. If limes went extinct mankind would be destroyed by roaming zombie mojito addicts, who, unable to get their mojito fix, would go wild and eat the faces of every human they see. It isn't a pretty sight - so protect limes and simple syrup at all costs.
(DIR) Post #AdZXoizqTcKhLIK31M by mbrailer@mstdn.social
2024-01-06T14:48:27Z
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@lowqualityfacts What's worse, we can't even hold them all!
(DIR) Post #AdZYVD98loqR0svfCS by themodestokid@zirk.us
2024-01-06T14:56:07Z
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@lowqualityfacts sailors in the British Navy were known as "citrus dies" throughout the 17th c
(DIR) Post #AdZettGyOeR0LBkBua by ryan2one3@mstdn.ca
2024-01-06T16:07:49Z
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@lowqualityfacts I'd probably off myself from the lack of proper mojitos. ðŸ˜
(DIR) Post #AdZlAd26d1Wqcc9dw0 by cosmiclibrarian@universeodon.com
2024-01-06T17:18:01Z
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@lowqualityfacts ...or forced to eat kumquats instead.
(DIR) Post #AdZmB9Z5m6xxTLOiTQ by OrionFed@mas.to
2024-01-06T17:29:22Z
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@lowqualityfacts Nah... Life will always give you lemons