Post AdVjfahGO4ItoSCalk by MeBigbrain@poa.st
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(DIR) Post #AdUNAxGA3a7SfCYHB2 by moomin@poa.st
2024-01-04T02:55:45.151768Z
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you drop in 4 quarters, and press one of the buttons. the machine roars to life and you hear something mechanical drop and it makes its way down to the collection tray. what did you get? :trollface:
(DIR) Post #AdUNECRS4Ba6cQNdBI by graf@poa.st
2024-01-04T02:56:18.595749Z
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@moomin nothing and the extra quarter that i put in because the machine hasn't been restocked in 30 years
(DIR) Post #AdUNHGVbOznQ6Jmd1s by Leaflord@leafposter.club
2024-01-04T02:56:53.288714Z
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A pipe bomb
(DIR) Post #AdUO54ViHkijMtaJvM by moomin@poa.st
2024-01-04T03:05:53.621490Z
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@graf you take a closer look at the quarter you got back and it has a hobo art map of europe carved on the back, you look even closer at the map: this isn's a vending machine at all, you're playing hearts of iron.
(DIR) Post #AdUP7pTOkZVlYONfEm by Forestofenchantment@clubcyberia.co
2024-01-04T03:17:33.011733Z
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@moomin A gun from COD
(DIR) Post #AdVf4dA5rNLgvVo8m0 by moomin@poa.st
2024-01-04T17:51:00.621707Z
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@Forestofenchantment you retrieve it from the collection tray, and hold it in your hand, it is made of wood, and intricately carved with runes, you see the grip on one side is a sliding cover, which you slide down, in it is a rolled up piece up paper, telling you of the origin of the word gun, Gunnhild the Norse Mother of Kings, the Sorceress from the Icelandic Sagas, and her call towards war for all Germanic people.en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gunnhild,_Mother_of_Kings
(DIR) Post #AdVfZTa5WyDeBoftk8 by moomin@poa.st
2024-01-04T17:56:35.095480Z
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@Leaflord you retrieve it from the collection tray, but on closer expection you see it is far too light for that, and is actually a tube of pervitin, you bout to blitz and macht snell mein neger. The Third Reich was the first country to legalize all drug use and even kids could buy pervitin over the counter. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drug_policy_of_Nazi_Germany
(DIR) Post #AdVfyG8aeOTvjcd8ls by rightwingsjw@poa.st
2024-01-04T18:01:03.914568Z
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@moomin a strange figurine
(DIR) Post #AdVfz7lPGo1U3MCO8G by IsraelDelendaEst@poa.st
2024-01-04T18:01:13.313460Z
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@moomin @Leaflord That was a holdover from the Weimar Republic, wasn't it? Depends if you consider them the same regime or not. I come down on the side of "no, but we've better things to do than really annoy people with war wounds and stop junkies from killing themselves".
(DIR) Post #AdVgaFoAK82PiXC61w by PanzerTan@poa.st
2024-01-04T18:07:55.444514Z
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@moomin Limited Edition Halo 3 Mountain Dew
(DIR) Post #AdVh0gDekZhP9viaAq by moomin@poa.st
2024-01-04T18:12:40.110817Z
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@rightwingsjw you lift up the old figurine from the collection tray, a carving of a large hat made from mammoth ivory, immediately you notice the base has 9 prongs in a circle on the base of the hat. you remember seeing a matching steel ring on the side of the vending machine, as you insert the hat figurine into the matching holes you intuitively turn it, a mechanism clicks inside the vending machine and you can hear it doing something within, a steel tray drops down on the side of the vending machine and it has a golden hat in it. it is nearly 3 feet long and made of solid gold. you notice a pattern on it that looks like a calendar and wonder how old it could be. you put in your head and the weight is very noticeable on your neck. this must be the best way to join thick neck gang. it now also make you look very tall. dashing you think to yourself, suddenly you start to see glints in your vision far away and you instinctively know they are pointing to treasures as a sort of augmented magical homing beacon that is tracking them.en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Berlin_Gold_Hat
(DIR) Post #AdVhGoWLeYpjXU9d8y by moomin@poa.st
2024-01-04T18:15:37.295600Z
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@IsraelDelendaEst @Leaflord in weimar all drugs and substances were illegal. Hitler made everything legal as he had the attitude that every German has the right to choose for themselves what they put in their body. and the addicts are a self solving problem if you wield the Faustian Aryan Spirit.
(DIR) Post #AdVhQDuccLestazkQ4 by IsraelDelendaEst@poa.st
2024-01-04T18:17:19.414833Z
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@moomin @Leaflord Bollocks.
(DIR) Post #AdVhWUPuAPDzoycD32 by MeBigbrain@poa.st
2024-01-04T18:18:27.365148Z
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@moomin YOOOOOOO
(DIR) Post #AdVhvgNQpvMM9dTI3M by DocScranton@roysbeer.place
2024-01-04T18:22:59.331042Z
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@IsraelDelendaEst @Leaflord @moomin that man worships his own skin
(DIR) Post #AdViKHj7cdq0wWLe5I by moomin@poa.st
2024-01-04T18:27:27.236263Z
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@PanzerTan as you lift up the can in the collection tray it starts wriggling and dancing, it is actually an automaton, and if recounting the origin of the Halo, on statues and in concept. "The original halo was a flat bronze disc fitted to the top of statues to prevent rain from washing away the paint on statues as well as protect the statues from birds manure. this disc was also polished to reflect light down on the statue and give it an ethereal quality when looked at. many ancient statues have a hole at the top of the statue where this rod and disc would have been mounted. later on through cultural association of what is esteemed this started being used with religious statues without understanding the real intent of the iconography. many things are like this. habits performed without knowing the real lost intent." As you see the can slowing its dancing you notice it has the whole halo soundtrack on it, which it starts playing.en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Halo_%28religious_iconography%29
(DIR) Post #AdVjBK8fNvwXltaTOC by moomin@poa.st
2024-01-04T18:37:02.330662Z
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@MeBigbrain as you retrieve the can from the collection tray, you notice this one is a limited edition nanobots genetic alteration CRISPR can. As you open it without a second throught and start chugging down you notice that you suddenly feel very light on your feet. you try jump and you effortlessly vault up 50 feet into the air and slowly and safely float down. you're now scared to jump as high as you can.
(DIR) Post #AdVjMsiZA45uCZtFke by Eiregoat@nicecrew.digital
2024-01-04T18:39:07.752083Z
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A strange purple bottle...
(DIR) Post #AdVjWq2lxTrsnv5bPM by moomin@poa.st
2024-01-04T18:40:55.306995Z
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@IsraelDelendaEst @Leaflord you retrieve the bollocks from the collection tray. screw red bull and taurine, you're gonna get the real thing. you pull out a pan from your backpack and make a small fire and cook the bull testicles. you cut them up right in the pan and take a bite, they're surprisingly good and you feel your confidence stat suddenly spike.
(DIR) Post #AdVjfahGO4ItoSCalk by MeBigbrain@poa.st
2024-01-04T18:42:30.503670Z
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@moomin Don't tell me how to play my character [jumps as high as I can]
(DIR) Post #AdVjkA6YgPgumrDHzE by monsterislandcolonizer@poa.st
2024-01-04T18:43:20.154217Z
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@moomin RC Peach cola
(DIR) Post #AdVjrq7OsNCB7JGgNs by vic@seal.cafe
2024-01-04T18:44:40.287649Z
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@MeBigbrain @moomin
(DIR) Post #AdVkC9SAhMt0sJfY3M by Daedalus@arasaka.vip
2024-01-04T18:48:21Z
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@moomin @Leaflord @IsraelDelendaEst Weimar had very lax drug laws, Nazis kept them virtually unchanged.
(DIR) Post #AdVkDOmjBK56iMsYHg by sapphire@shortstacksran.ch
2024-01-04T18:48:33.702280Z
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@MeBigbrain @moomin
(DIR) Post #AdVkHLbWwthQ0aWZLU by moomin@poa.st
2024-01-04T18:49:20.060487Z
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@Eiregoat you retrieve the bottle from the collection tray, it is strangely warm, and without thinking you pop the top and down the bottle, as you are finishing the last bit you see the label on the bottle says GAMER GURL BATHWATER. you feel sparkles over your whole body and instantly get infinite luck in any game, gamble, lottery or bet.
(DIR) Post #AdVkSGI72lQciPe7ZQ by Eiregoat@nicecrew.digital
2024-01-04T18:51:18.313681Z
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I immediately empty the nearest fruit machine, then use the money to buy a ticket to vegas.I manage to win 30 consecutive games of blackjack before the security beat me to death in the car park.
(DIR) Post #AdVkdlemlcDVBCjnOq by moomin@poa.st
2024-01-04T18:53:23.144546Z
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@DocScranton @Leaflord @IsraelDelendaEst you get a promotional nivea body lotion figurine that loudly says "I love my skin" every time you press the nivea button. instant max confusion stat on all enemies in any situation.
(DIR) Post #AdVkmgsjtCxeycWFQO by moomin@poa.st
2024-01-04T18:54:59.886349Z
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@vic @MeBigbrain you pick up the surge can and open it and down it, you never have to pay for power utility bill wherever you go again.
(DIR) Post #AdVl1htIQ7agRwwL32 by feralphilosophernc@nicecrew.digital
2024-01-04T18:57:42.791134Z
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Guess the luck has limits🤷🏻♂️
(DIR) Post #AdVl3wfGSlxSqgRayW by moomin@poa.st
2024-01-04T18:58:06.768396Z
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@monsterislandcolonizer you down the can and gain the ability that every woman will now know your name and call you ROYAL PEACH KING from now on. +5 Rizz stat
(DIR) Post #AdVzXONlt1T4ZQCIkq by Leaflord@leafposter.club
2024-01-04T21:40:18.379617Z
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