Post AdUDjP38F4Un9lFFbs by NIH_LLAMAS@mastodon.social
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 (DIR) Post #AciGXkjLNlmabcalF2 by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
       2023-12-11T21:55:12Z
       
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       That's why pasta is banned in all prisons.https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts
       
 (DIR) Post #AciH2yGv5LNpa6BOim by peemee@aus.social
       2023-12-11T22:00:45Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts No doubt by getting wet and swelling to force the lock internals out of alignment. #MakesSense
       
 (DIR) Post #AciHCgPaLO0r5Iroo4 by g4T@mastodon.social
       2023-12-11T22:02:36Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts This goes without saying.
       
 (DIR) Post #AciIjKcEVAnCznumCe by jstritch@mas.to
       2023-12-11T22:19:42Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts That's a mob secret. Be careful.
       
 (DIR) Post #AciIkT0mls1dKDwNBw by JPK_elmediat@c.im
       2023-12-11T22:19:55Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Uncooked elbow macaroni are deadly miniature boomerangs, favoured by Ninjas.  When they are cooked in Kung Fu kitchens, they are flavoured with cheese and sauce.
       
 (DIR) Post #AciNixUAzvrz1wmuMC by gnutelephony@floss.social
       2023-12-11T23:15:37Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts this is a skill mastered by new Pastafarian initiates to earn their colander.
       
 (DIR) Post #AciUrM4MBE33Gqf5iC by gregsdennis@dotnet.social
       2023-12-12T00:35:36Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts I need the lock picking lawyer's opinion on this one
       
 (DIR) Post #Acj2RdtYg7YlT8WPjM by quietfanatic@mstdn.party
       2023-12-12T06:51:56Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts It keeps breaking inside for me, rendering the lock unusable.  Am I doing something wrong?
       
 (DIR) Post #AdU2PIgL6lV27VnObY by monsoonrains@mastodon.social
       2024-01-03T23:02:56Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Except the one to my heart.Because I don't have one.Because I sold it.For drugs.
       
 (DIR) Post #AdUDjP38F4Un9lFFbs by NIH_LLAMAS@mastodon.social
       2024-01-04T01:09:48Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts A trick famously employed by mobster Alfonse Dente.
       
 (DIR) Post #AdV8O72hgtyIcC27Um by wauz@mastodon.bayern
       2024-01-04T11:44:44Z
       
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       @lowqualityfactsif you're not too picky!