Post AdTpTsCXgtvO2Hhzjk by bitprophet@social.coop
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 (DIR) Post #AdTpTsCXgtvO2Hhzjk by bitprophet@social.coop
       2024-01-03T19:46:56Z
       
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       TIL: you can burn your tongue on sufficiently acidic pineapple. Ow ow ow. There go my "finish the whiskey advent samples" plans for the afternoon.
       
 (DIR) Post #AdTpTt2eZ9bmdu5bxg by petrillic@hachyderm.io
       2024-01-03T19:49:51Z
       
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       @bitprophet pineapple has an enzyme (bromelain) that dissolves the proteins in your tongue and mouth. Ask me how I know.
       
 (DIR) Post #AdTpTuBuIEbYCtQW1Y by ParadeGrotesque@mastodon.sdf.org
       2024-01-03T20:38:08Z
       
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       @petrillic @bitprophet While you are trying to eat pineapple, pineapple is trying to eat YOU!!  🍍
       
 (DIR) Post #AdTrdUElqLumW6SkJk by bitprophet@social.coop
       2024-01-03T21:02:01Z
       
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       @ParadeGrotesque @petrillic knew I shoulda checked the label more closely! stupid Soviet pineapples!!