Post AdScEyHxHcPm0dqPom by skoombidoombis@masto.ai
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 (DIR) Post #AcgOYMFaIKCeHzYH8i by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
       2023-12-11T00:15:32Z
       
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       Welcome to Mastodon! It's a laid back place. But here's a few simple rules you must follow:1. Never assume that a user is human. This can be very offensive to non-humans.2. Do not make jokes about peanut allergies,  anything that could be deemed a hobby, or anyone who passed away more recently than the year 1300.3. Always use the hashtag #notascam. Otherwise, we will assume you are swindling us.4. Tell three of your friends to join. Yes, it's a pyramid scheme.
       
 (DIR) Post #AcgP5EnP20CMj333nU by DakkiReads@jorts.horse
       2023-12-11T00:21:27Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts if this was #bluesky  it wouldnt be low quality facts, it would just be facts
       
 (DIR) Post #AcgPs15ilzewPYsOBc by EricWayneS@mstdn.social
       2023-12-11T00:30:18Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Shhh, don't tell anyone but, I will do all of those things because I believe your rules are a treasure map that will lead me to the answer to the ultimate question.
       
 (DIR) Post #AcgQ8lDl22qi74cSp6 by ids1024@fosstodon.org
       2023-12-11T00:33:18Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts But what *can* I post about? Oh well, guess I'll just have to make fun of Eric II of Norway (1268-1299).But that may require some research. And learning Norwegian. That must be required here.
       
 (DIR) Post #AcgSDf7jKQjaYjGUzo by steeph@todon.eu
       2023-12-11T00:56:35Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts I'll have to make three friends first.
       
 (DIR) Post #AcgTOTqpgCx4jn5Fzs by JosephALangley@mastodon.social
       2023-12-11T01:09:44Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts 5. Content warnings should be used on any text or image that could be offensive, unwanted, controversial, alive, irritating, uninteresting, political, opinionated, not useful, fear-inducing, or nonsensical... or follow standard practice on your instance.
       
 (DIR) Post #Ach72cBG1j50MmlXoO by raichu@hachyderm.io
       2023-12-11T08:34:01Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts can confirm, it odd being called hooman :blobfox_w_:
       
 (DIR) Post #AdSVvCKEmlY01k6G4u by imbou@mastodon.sdf.org
       2024-01-03T05:24:13Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts what about the flapjacks? Someone promised me there would be flapjacks here!
       
 (DIR) Post #AdScEyHxHcPm0dqPom by skoombidoombis@masto.ai
       2024-01-03T06:35:01Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts I thought it was an MLM scheme. Shoot. Can i speak with the manager, please? #notascam
       
 (DIR) Post #AdSfVAZRgb4qb6ROVs by Grandtheftautism@freespeechextremist.com
       2024-01-03T07:11:40.709267Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts seems fair. You forgot to collect a credit card number, expiration date, and cvv to receive blue verification checkmark though
       
 (DIR) Post #AdTPDdGcqmsCHEDJ5c by kimlockhartga@beige.party
       2024-01-03T15:43:40Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts all the qualities of a cult with none of the benefits.
       
 (DIR) Post #AdTPEVvxbK1Tp3y50y by kierkegaank@mastodon.sdf.org
       2024-01-03T15:43:57Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts always use content warnings for pictures of pets, especially if they are looking at the camera. Not everyone has pets or eyes.