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(DIR) Post #Acbz0rCfQmVQxKHCpU by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-12-08T21:10:29Z
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That's why I never bother to adjust my clocks.https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #Acbz4w0hV6GJ1Tcino by tryst@meow.social
2023-12-08T21:11:13Z
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@lowqualityfacts This one is actually true
(DIR) Post #Acbz8ijomxOH1AX3c8 by Jon_Kramer@mastodon.social
2023-12-08T21:11:45Z
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@lowqualityfacts I just note that it is always after 9:00 a.m. someplace in the world, so it is time for a scotch.
(DIR) Post #AcbzApSelMV6RsVhYG by adaliabooks@ohai.social
2023-12-08T21:12:17Z
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@lowqualityfacts It's worse than that, time doesn't even exist.
(DIR) Post #AcbzED5tLx4Mc5TUDw by aidenfoxivey@mastodon.social
2023-12-08T21:12:51Z
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@lowqualityfacts Clock overton window
(DIR) Post #AcbzJYxXUBelsK7VIW by fmhilton@mastodon.sdf.org
2023-12-08T21:13:51Z
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@lowqualityfacts I prefer this time.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUAYeN3Rp2E"25 or 6 2 4" -Chicago
(DIR) Post #AcbzKoFG8gaDZa0F6m by TheGreatLlama@kolektiva.social
2023-12-08T21:14:06Z
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@lowqualityfacts This is exactly how the blockchain works...
(DIR) Post #AcbzTAJlxNyoLa6A3k by jpm@aus.social
2023-12-08T21:15:33Z
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@lowqualityfacts not even the majority of clocks - it’s just one clock somewhere in London that everyone has decided is the correct time
(DIR) Post #Acbzwp93F36bMsE4AK by jaycee@toot.community
2023-12-08T21:20:59Z
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@lowqualityfacts now you’ve let me down, this toot is actually correct!
(DIR) Post #Acc5RCgim04UqNHQye by tstrike78@mastodon.social
2023-12-08T22:22:25Z
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@lowqualityfacts Technically, this isn't a low-quality fact. It's just a fact. Time as we know it is an entirely human, entirely arbitrary concept.
(DIR) Post #Acc6y7U7EvkiDTdxs8 by roller@twit.social
2023-12-08T22:39:38Z
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@lowqualityfacts getting some blowback on this one #mediumqualityfacts.
(DIR) Post #Acc9lGR6wktk4pne52 by Merk_94@mastodon.social
2023-12-08T23:10:53Z
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@lowqualityfacts Time was invented by the elites to help them more efficiently exploit the labor of the masses.Wake up, sheeple! Or don't! Live on your own schedule! But not because anyone else told you to!
(DIR) Post #Acc9utYWs0Yi0irV1k by kia@mstdn.ca
2023-12-08T23:12:35Z
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@lowqualityfacts Every four years, the clocks all disagree and we get a leap year.
(DIR) Post #AccBN0a8RQXbrbaAhU by joevh@mstdn.social
2023-12-08T23:28:55Z
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@lowqualityfacts Leap seconds and leap years is the time humans use to make the leap of faith to believe time is real.
(DIR) Post #AccNTdUxrW43kU5gNE by jackcole@mstdn.social
2023-12-09T01:44:39Z
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@lowqualityfacts A man that has more than one clock never knows what time it is.
(DIR) Post #AccU1nA52a3xHzzZxY by boxoboo@mastodon.social
2023-12-09T02:58:00Z
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@lowqualityfacts Sundials are always more accurate than analog and digital clocks, although sundials are harder to accurately read.
(DIR) Post #AdM6xBCWH2YdJfZwHY by ColesStreetPothole@weatherishappening.network
2023-12-31T03:16:11Z
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@lowqualityfacts As I was walking down the street one day…
(DIR) Post #AdM7LYwVec9ftriVFI by NIH_LLAMAS@mastodon.social
2023-12-31T03:20:36Z
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@lowqualityfacts We're always demanding clocks tell us the time, and then twice a year we're like "no, I'm gonna tell YOU what time it is you stupid ticking piece of shit."
(DIR) Post #AdM8G74Xwpmty4RQWm by davidnewman@mastodon.social
2023-12-31T03:30:46Z
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@lowqualityfacts This is literally how the Network Time Protocol (NTP) works.#intersectionalgorithm
(DIR) Post #AdM8hKzcIepAxb7KCG by Sadsquatch@mastodon.social
2023-12-31T03:35:46Z
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@lowqualityfacts see, I think this one is true
(DIR) Post #AdMAhWLSIBu84pXycq by MegaMichelle@a2mi.social
2023-12-31T03:58:11Z
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@lowqualityfacts If people aren't going to follow the government propaganda on "whether it's a good idea to get a vaccine", I don't see why they'd follow the government propaganda on "what time it is".
(DIR) Post #AdMBMKZ4zo5HPjNa76 by hoco@tribe.net
2023-12-31T04:05:34Z
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@lowqualityfacts Someone with two watches never knows what time it is. Of course, having one watch just gives you the illusion of knowing what time it is, but it isn't more likely to be accurate than having two... but it is simpler to reach a wrong conclusion, so that's a plus.
(DIR) Post #AdMBdr5vIvddE56956 by Arapalla@mastodon.social
2023-12-31T04:08:43Z
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@lowqualityfacts clocks are right twice a day.
(DIR) Post #AdMCLEPOUzyBz9tAG0 by davewordnerd@masto.ai
2023-12-31T04:16:34Z
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@lowqualityfacts Actually, this is kind of a high-quality fact.
(DIR) Post #AdMF51Xsr6ihJvp5VI by AnnaG31@mastodon.social
2023-12-31T04:47:16Z
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@lowqualityfacts Its always later than you think.............
(DIR) Post #AdMFMLbvVU6cTTyTui by mxu@fosstodon.org
2023-12-31T04:50:24Z
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@lowqualityfacts And, this is one of the several definitions of Einstein's theory of relativity. For example, my boss might say it's 9:35 a.m., but I say that I'm right on time, etc ! 😃
(DIR) Post #AdMY10WUc5Mw7VyFCi by fjmostert@mastodon.nl
2023-12-31T08:19:23Z
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@lowqualityfacts Some have got the time written on a piece of paper... http://whattimeisiteccles.com/
(DIR) Post #AdMZUPM9SlKTUViVMW by guyjantic@mstdn.social
2023-12-31T08:35:52Z
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@lowqualityfacts this one is difficult to fully disprove
(DIR) Post #AdNAawENqS9FUY3oB6 by zenheathen@mstdn.ca
2023-12-31T15:31:43Z
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@lowqualityfacts Old #Zen saying:A man with one watch knows what time it is.A man with two watches is never sure.
(DIR) Post #AdSI3GLWK18hSIeRxh by zendao42@universeodon.com
2024-01-03T02:48:49Z
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@lowqualityfacts I only use my alarm clock for white noise
(DIR) Post #AhwoTrjbGoDG4CgbnU by caylin@enby.army
2023-12-10T04:25:04.299143Z
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@lowqualityfacts this is too close to a high quality fact