Post AdLcRcHV3bbHPewRPs by jack_of_sandwich@mastodon.sdf.org
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(DIR) Post #AdGvhf0p47ITirTAJM by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-12-28T15:16:32Z
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Reasons why you should support my Patreon:-Every dollar you give me is another dollar that Elon Musk won't get his greedy hands on.-Every dollar you give me is another dollar that Donald Trump won't get his despicable little hands on.-Every dollar you give me is another dollar that my neighbor Harold won't get his dirty, filthy hands on. I am begging you to wash your hands Harold. The whole neighborhood knows you don't wash your hands.https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #AdGwOb1Zlfc5o4IM40 by ApproachingSteed@mstdn.social
2023-12-28T15:24:21Z
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@lowqualityfacts So true. Also, to make things worse, I heard Elon and Donald spend 80% of their time washing money at private laundry mats.
(DIR) Post #AdH3nTblB737iw1yJU by SkipHuffman@astrodon.social
2023-12-28T16:47:06Z
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@lowqualityfacts is that Harold the surgeon? Or Harold the chef?
(DIR) Post #AdHF45X72ZkjTWyrYm by eb5@mas.to
2023-12-28T18:53:31Z
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@lowqualityfacts I can get behind this reasoning.
(DIR) Post #AdHIxyasKMiY25581w by wkfry@mastodon.social
2023-12-28T19:37:13Z
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@lowqualityfacts Look, the more we pay LQF to do this job, the less likely they are to become a Financial Advisor.This is the best possible outcome. 🤔
(DIR) Post #AdLcRcHV3bbHPewRPs by jack_of_sandwich@mastodon.sdf.org
2023-12-30T21:34:21Z
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@lowqualityfacts we know where those hands have been, Harold