Post AdGtGoRLhm7vEewmdU by brad@twit.social
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(DIR) Post #AcVTh47UXckR64wCI4 by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-12-05T17:51:17Z
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I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #AcVVXUZRXiEm94Zgki by 0x575446@mastodon.social
2023-12-05T18:11:45Z
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@lowqualityfacts This explains why I got hit by that goose driving that car.
(DIR) Post #AcVWNg0aGL7yg39Xge by Schnuckster@beige.party
2023-12-05T18:21:24Z
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@lowqualityfacts Welcome back!
(DIR) Post #AcVe1jnkHN4PhfCJJA by cosmiclibrarian@universeodon.com
2023-12-05T19:47:03Z
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@lowqualityfacts ...And if you had a major stroke in your left side brain in the thalamus, you may have no feeling head-to toe on your right side. Thank goodness I still have my critical thinking AND I can discern the difference between car honks and goose honks....And my sense of humor.😁 True story.
(DIR) Post #AdGrKfOH5qbOQ1DeAC by dizzy_devil@mastodon.social
2023-12-28T14:27:35Z
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@lowqualityfacts I panic when I hear one, and the other is a car horn.
(DIR) Post #AdGrbyf2hQZZ6kJglk by 1morumotto@mastodon.social
2023-12-28T14:30:41Z
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@lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #AdGrq09vvScvoCS848 by gnutelephony@floss.social
2023-12-28T14:32:52Z
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@lowqualityfacts if you suddenly wake up in the morning, but only one hemisphere is awake, you are known as a half-wit for the rest of the day.
(DIR) Post #AdGtGoRLhm7vEewmdU by brad@twit.social
2023-12-28T14:49:15Z
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@lowqualityfacts This must explain why I keep getting run over by flocks of geese.
(DIR) Post #AdILLme2nafSzS0ITI by Octale@nerdculture.de
2023-12-29T07:38:40Z
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@lowqualityfacts ooh, I know this one. Canadian Geese don’t honk “La Cucaracha”. Only cars and Mexican Geese do.