Post AdCd8TimTfyAlHGUkq by prettyhuman@piipitin.fi
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 (DIR) Post #AdCd8Reo9TbSMNOIHg by prettyhuman@piipitin.fi
       2023-12-26T10:55:57Z
       
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       1000 richest people are approched. "The end of the world is here. Time to go to your doomsday bunker", they are told. The billionaires nodded. They knew this was coming. They were prepared. So they gathered their loved ones and locked themselves in luxury bunkers. No contact to outside world.10 years later they emerge. The world has healed. The air is breathable, people are happy. "What was the catastrophy?" they ask the first person they meet. She screams: "THEY GOT OUT!!!"#microfiction
       
 (DIR) Post #AdCd8TimTfyAlHGUkq by prettyhuman@piipitin.fi
       2023-12-26T12:40:45Z
       
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       Guys, the retoots are getting out of hand. Please calm your tits. :blobcateyes:
       
 (DIR) Post #Amh2wwiQ6BgKgdTy3E by Archivist@social.linux.pizza
       2024-10-05T10:29:15Z
       
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       @prettyhuman nho
       
 (DIR) Post #AqGgR7MpcFEJJjlYJc by amiserabilist@med-mastodon.com
       2023-12-28T00:32:32Z
       
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       @prettyhuman they were preparing for a digital future that had less to do with making the world a better place than it did with transcending the human condition altogether.https://www.theguardian.com/news/2022/sep/04/super-rich-prepper-bunkers-apocalypse-survival-richest-rushkoff
       
 (DIR) Post #AqGgR8bl0ElNAJkzDc by amiserabilist@med-mastodon.com
       2023-12-28T00:34:15Z
       
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       @prettyhuman making guards wear disciplinary collars.
       
 (DIR) Post #AqGgR9LUGDLJS99VUu by amiserabilist@med-mastodon.com
       2023-12-28T00:36:11Z
       
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       @prettyhuman