Post Ad8dpJbLCarJC8N61Y by NovemberMan@mastodon.social
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(DIR) Post #AcNYY7UvYeIJTQm2ue by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-12-01T22:07:48Z
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That makes sense.https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #AcNYxfCbNmoxFINmGO by LiveByReason@universeodon.com
2023-12-01T22:12:32Z
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@lowqualityfacts Do you collect your LQF's from around the internet, or make them up yourself?
(DIR) Post #AcNZKc4fB8zaCkc1x2 by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-12-01T22:16:37Z
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@LiveByReason I make them all up myself! Except the one about how the Titanic was two miles long. My girlfriend taught that to a group of children she was tutoring without realizing how incredibly wrong it was.
(DIR) Post #AcNZXJUlZAUgLbsUOu by gdinwiddie@mastodon.social
2023-12-01T22:19:02Z
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@lowqualityfacts That's because the earth is rotating beneath them.
(DIR) Post #AcNZm94Kc5zqM2aMvQ by kinyutaka@mstdn.social
2023-12-01T22:21:41Z
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@lowqualityfacts I mean, obviously, because of the spin of the Earth.
(DIR) Post #AcNa2HgAMuRXgxyhjU by sushilibre@nerdculture.de
2023-12-01T22:24:35Z
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@lowqualityfacts Wait. Even in Russia?
(DIR) Post #AcNdMCZXMi4JVW4BP6 by bks@mstdn.social
2023-12-01T23:01:50Z
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@lowqualityfacts cool! Iām going to throw away my compass and take a long hike in an unfamiliar forest!
(DIR) Post #AcNeMUyD3uXMWPJQ2a by fkamiah17@toot.wales
2023-12-01T23:13:07Z
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@lowqualityfacts If the lumberjack did it wrong, but nobody saw it, would anyone find out?
(DIR) Post #AcNk0FhJlOsAVdBcqO by reziplikativ@social.tchncs.de
2023-12-02T00:16:17Z
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@lowqualityfacts But only in the northern hemisphere. In the southern hemisphere it is opposite due to the coriolis power.
(DIR) Post #AcNo4jQvY55vhvuZcG by cetan@toot.community
2023-12-02T01:01:45Z
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@lowqualityfacts at the North Pole so many scientists came to test this theory they accidentally cut down all the trees and never solved the mystery.
(DIR) Post #AcOVmKV7u58v9UuYDI by ThirteenthWorrier@mstdn.social
2023-12-02T09:11:41Z
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@lowqualityfactsThat's only in the northern hemisphere.
(DIR) Post #Ad8dpJbLCarJC8N61Y by NovemberMan@mastodon.social
2023-12-24T15:18:17Z
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@lowqualityfacts š
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(DIR) Post #Ad8egy6tK0LaB8iFxw by dascandy42@mastodon.social
2023-12-24T15:28:13Z
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@lowqualityfacts Earth's rotation, obviously
(DIR) Post #Ad8fO3OzWQt32kivVQ by gnutelephony@floss.social
2023-12-24T15:35:52Z
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@lowqualityfacts timberjacks shimmy their way up trees to get to the leaves, and when they slide back down they call that shiver me timbers!
(DIR) Post #Ad8gJ0GvpdUxqH6qfY by xyaneon@mastodon.social
2023-12-24T15:46:09Z
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@lowqualityfacts This is useful to know if anybody still needs to cut down a Christmas tree. š
(DIR) Post #Ad8iLOQRCX7HEvp5Oa by riotbeaver@mastodon.social
2023-12-24T16:08:52Z
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@lowqualityfacts Not true. Trees always fall to the East because of the Earth's 23.5Ā° Eastern tilt. I just remember to never cut on the North side otherwise I'll get moss stuck in my teeth.
(DIR) Post #Ad9Enf8nqMoTiw69Zo by JKirkpatrick@mastodon.social
2023-12-24T22:12:50Z
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@lowqualityfacts Are you sure you're not alternative facts?