Post Ad5Z2w18bJoarMEVLU by DrollTide@mastodon.social
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(DIR) Post #AcLVAwkAgeshHVF7BY by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-11-30T22:20:44Z
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They must be so clean.https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #AcLVGj58OWMoeBnuYy by mloxton@med-mastodon.com
2023-11-30T22:21:36Z
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@lowqualityfacts Talk about cultural immersion
(DIR) Post #AcLVNwic5kXuy4iFeq by RussCheshire@mastodon.scot
2023-11-30T22:23:08Z
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@lowqualityfacts Well, it's about the only thing it's useful for.
(DIR) Post #AcLVjFYLGGFFSl4CY4 by Jon_Kramer@mastodon.social
2023-11-30T22:26:58Z
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@lowqualityfacts This is why "I would drink her bathwater" doesn't translate well into French, because obviously every frenchman would. "I would eat the corn from her shit" seems to translate equally though.
(DIR) Post #AcLVsigoIknuR0XkkC by JSkier@social.linux.pizza
2023-11-30T22:28:41Z
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@lowqualityfacts Too bad flights there are expensive 😆
(DIR) Post #AcLWJ3CSfNpNZlu4em by whatstheruckus@mastodon.social
2023-11-30T22:33:26Z
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@lowqualityfacts I call it marinating but I have a thing for French cooking.
(DIR) Post #AcLWZLugrHKaFQMeoq by Deembe@mastodon.social
2023-11-30T22:36:23Z
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@lowqualityfacts Understandable with Merlot being a dry wine no towelling is needed after bathing.
(DIR) Post #AcLWgapDoakEWUG88G by bananabob@mastodon.nz
2023-11-30T22:37:41Z
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@lowqualityfacts Then they bottle it for export
(DIR) Post #AcLWqwEv3FAfpoDCgC by cweickhmann@qoto.org
2023-11-30T22:39:07Z
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@lowqualityfactsI lived in France and I approve this message.Addendum: one week per year it's not Merlot but Boujolais and instead of soap, Brie or Camembert are used.
(DIR) Post #AcLaGWzbqD0MvMwigq by TNLNYC@mastodon.social
2023-11-30T23:17:49Z
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@lowqualityfacts As someone born and raised in France, I want to say this fact is extremely low quality.....French people bathe in local wines depending on the region. Very few bathe in Merlot. Some bathe in Champagne, others in Bordeaux or Beaujolais...
(DIR) Post #AcLb3DtHeOmXs0CnTM by DesRoin@geekdom.social
2023-11-30T23:26:33Z
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@lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #AcLq4imPn06rH0AIOO by TheCuznEd@mastodon.social
2023-12-01T02:14:57Z
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@lowqualityfacts That’s why Paul Giamatti won’t drink it.
(DIR) Post #AcLuXX9sTcEnRb8Me8 by guyjantic@mstdn.social
2023-12-01T03:05:00Z
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@lowqualityfacts Cheap merlot is cheap because it's already been bathed in.
(DIR) Post #AcMdtBGJ3yShqGpxcu by FrenemyOfThePeople@mastodon.sdf.org
2023-12-01T11:32:56Z
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@lowqualityfacts It’s all merlot is good for anyway.
(DIR) Post #AcNZOsFQzGTLWbgMOO by donutage@mastodon.social
2023-12-01T22:17:12Z
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@lowqualityfacts This is almost literally true!
(DIR) Post #Ad5Z2w18bJoarMEVLU by DrollTide@mastodon.social
2023-12-23T03:40:53Z
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@lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #Ad65UxyY6vdPZgQsOe by mavu@mastodon.social
2023-12-23T09:44:29Z
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@lowqualityfacts it's actually where the "French people smell" comes from.
(DIR) Post #Ad6riZg02y5Y49JKLY by Edjo@mastodon.social
2023-12-23T18:44:31Z
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@lowqualityfacts it’s definitely cheaper than using bottled water