Post Ad1cgv02X4eHAdH8fA by johntimaeus@infosec.exchange
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 (DIR) Post #Ad1aBtU9udSVaZRT84 by mjg59@nondeterministic.computer
       2023-12-21T05:33:16Z
       
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       Ok I now have *redundant* mechanisms for triggering alerts that there's a bear hanging out outside the cabin when I'm in SF and allowing the playing of loud music to encourage the bear to maybe be somewhere else
       
 (DIR) Post #Ad1aO3qDEh75BJYjBY by mjg59@nondeterministic.computer
       2023-12-21T05:35:55Z
       
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       This is just not a problem I was imagining having to solve 18 months ago
       
 (DIR) Post #Ad1aWFp2Zg1Kemuxt2 by stark@mastodon.mit.edu
       2023-12-21T05:36:35Z
       
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       @mjg59 bears in SF often tend to be attracted to loud music though
       
 (DIR) Post #Ad1aeqBnFMKFlPeeDA by liamo@mastodon.social
       2023-12-21T05:36:44Z
       
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       @mjg59 this sounds like the set up to a "how I came home to a party of bears having a forest rave outside my cabin" story
       
 (DIR) Post #Ad1aphD8y4I56USjFg by GustavinoBevilacqua@mastodon.cisti.org
       2023-12-21T05:37:24Z
       
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       @mjg59 It would be nice to have a cam to see the bear, too.
       
 (DIR) Post #Ad1b01drrPwbMht6lE by SteveSyfuhs@hachyderm.io
       2023-12-21T05:37:52Z
       
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       @mjg59 it's all fun and games until the bear decides it likes the music
       
 (DIR) Post #Ad1bAFi2PhzXtEiOHY by Npars01@mstdn.social
       2023-12-21T05:38:24Z
       
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       @mjg59 Strobe lights work too.
       
 (DIR) Post #Ad1cgv02X4eHAdH8fA by johntimaeus@infosec.exchange
       2023-12-21T06:01:14Z
       
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       @mjg59 Have you tried Nickleback?
       
 (DIR) Post #Ad1d7HeGwlj0wafLEG by andrewd18@hachyderm.io
       2023-12-21T06:06:05Z
       
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       @mjg59 Give the bare some clothes, it'll go away.
       
 (DIR) Post #Ad1gNMA0Ev1bQtra0e by jeeger@mastodon.social
       2023-12-21T06:42:24Z
       
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       @mjg59 Isn't there a big dog and a mysterious hacker person as well? That should dissuade the bears!
       
 (DIR) Post #Ad1gWmMGCrpfI25cC8 by mjg59@nondeterministic.computer
       2023-12-21T06:44:17Z
       
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       @jeeger Oh this is for when we're not there, the bear seems to know enough to leave well alone while people are actually present and that there are easier targets
       
 (DIR) Post #Ad1hMOTKG8rsGc0RTk by jeeger@mastodon.social
       2023-12-21T06:53:54Z
       
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       @mjg59 ah, it sounded like a permanent thing.what I wouldn't give for a cabin in the woods...
       
 (DIR) Post #Ad1hp2fSPFq92XLCxU by mjg59@nondeterministic.computer
       2023-12-21T06:59:11Z
       
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       @jeeger It's on national forest land, we're actually required to prove we have a permanent home somewhere else
       
 (DIR) Post #Ad1kUdIPKOsGQCWGwq by ceri@toot.wales
       2023-12-21T07:28:42Z
       
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       @mjg59 Whst if they bring friends and a keg?