Post Ad0mBiUbmuPDmsNGkq by MTP@musicians.today
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(DIR) Post #AcGcrniLrTnPcNyQOu by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-11-28T13:53:26Z
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Wow, I never knew this.https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #AcGjFLaUgfF53kuQwC by mrblissett@mastodon.social
2023-11-28T15:04:52Z
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@lowqualityfacts 🎼 What can I say except "You're Welcome"? 🎶
(DIR) Post #AcGjbnfwwAhyXmARhQ by lePetomaneAncien@fosstodon.org
2023-11-28T15:08:58Z
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@lowqualityfacts Bet you didn't know that it's French law that all taxis must have a functioning pine tree deodorizer hanging from the rear view mirror when on duty and the exhausts of all taxis must be tuned to make a "pet-pet-pet" sound. Both are intended to mask the driver's flatulence. Miranda's musical was a scathing exposé of the weak enforcement of these laws. Though not officially banned, it has never been performed in Paris. It is, however, the 153rd longest running play in London.
(DIR) Post #Ad0ltZovIDCTg6E6jI by ketmorco@fosstodon.org
2023-12-20T20:11:18Z
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@lowqualityfacts I bet it was a gas
(DIR) Post #Ad0mBiUbmuPDmsNGkq by MTP@musicians.today
2023-12-20T20:14:28Z
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@lowqualityfactsAre you holding your nose up at me!?ARE YOU HOLDING YOUR NOSE UP AT ME!?
(DIR) Post #Ad0miBUtU7iv0gzQAq by bmac@jawns.club
2023-12-20T20:20:25Z
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@lowqualityfacts How does a gas-bag, cabbie, man who had Italian for lunchDriving his hack thru traffic in the middle of the midtown rushGrumblin' and squirmin', burnin', lookin' for reliefPick up a fare who won't care when he hears the seat squeak?
(DIR) Post #Ad0w8vgRHsS1N3DYUC by bks@mstdn.social
2023-12-20T22:06:06Z
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@lowqualityfacts Are you tootin’ to me?
(DIR) Post #Ad10Nh3mL5woB2Qj7g by Oldfartrant@mstdn.ca
2023-12-20T22:53:37Z
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@lowqualityfacts Taxi Toot, soon to be a major motion picture