Post AcpwmRK8UIQ8QoWUm8 by bdiederik@mastodon.online
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(DIR) Post #AcpwfpVeAS0tPmktnM by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-12-15T14:50:15Z
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Trying to find my people on Mastodon. Please boost and follow me if you:-Believe that mozzarella sticks are a right, not a privilege.-Mentally greet each dog you see just in case they are telepathic.-Think that airplanes are too heavy to fly and refuse to listen anytime someone attempts to explain the physics of it to you.-Don't see why the government can't abolish Mondays.-Want cats to eligible to run for president.
(DIR) Post #AcpwmRK8UIQ8QoWUm8 by bdiederik@mastodon.online
2023-12-15T14:51:23Z
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@lowqualityfacts good i follow you already.
(DIR) Post #AcpwoXz4hCPZfQg1dQ by JoeyBoughtACola@mstdn.social
2023-12-15T14:51:49Z
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@lowqualityfacts The times when the dogs answer back are magical.
(DIR) Post #Acpwshqpx57ZQao5c8 by fox@cytag.nl
2023-12-15T14:52:29Z
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@lowqualityfacts Hmmm. *squint* I think you are a cat, posting on the internets.
(DIR) Post #AcpxLXMA3AyvHECq2K by Drosmel@qoto.org
2023-12-15T14:57:43Z
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@lowqualityfacts Cats already run the government. Didn't you know? They work in the shadows and manipulate their human puppets.
(DIR) Post #Acpxfzls7AyHC9zH9c by phi1997@mastodon.social
2023-12-15T15:01:18Z
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@lowqualityfactsCongratulations. Mondays have been abolished. The week is now 6 days, but the work week remains 5 days. See you in the office on Sunday.
(DIR) Post #AcpynUgtecK94Xne8e by Tertle950@mastodon.social
2023-12-15T15:14:03Z
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@lowqualityfacts okay these jokes are getting old. Find new material
(DIR) Post #Acpyw38BUT4ICedvFo by Nak@infosec.exchange
2023-12-15T15:15:32Z
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@lowqualityfacts Monday has been abolished many times throughout history it soon reappears as it was long ago established as an eternal punishment
(DIR) Post #AcpzGLV2uCpwxr0wXg by klefstadmyr@social.vivaldi.net
2023-12-15T15:19:14Z
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@lowqualityfacts You lost me at cats.
(DIR) Post #Acq0wZMzpK0O6Awl96 by nembutalsodium@mastodon.social
2023-12-15T15:38:04Z
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@lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #Acq42RSeRavLAb5FXU by IAmDannyBoling@mstdn.social
2023-12-15T16:12:47Z
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@lowqualityfacts I do like the way you think! 😉
(DIR) Post #Acq4psABxEKMAv1HnM by DrVeronikaCH@dair-community.social
2023-12-15T16:21:40Z
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@lowqualityfacts I'm super confused I apparently wasn't following you already, I see your posts all the time
(DIR) Post #Acq5CSqSFlzOJPYo2S by dougiec3@libretooth.gr
2023-12-15T16:25:46Z
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@lowqualityfacts Unfollowing you, NOW!
(DIR) Post #Acq9HIwUtjEArewypc by Buthowhighishigh@mastodon.social
2023-12-15T17:11:27Z
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@lowqualityfacts I also greet all crows and nod at them, some are smarter than people
(DIR) Post #AcqFVz3VibljFsc6Bk by karlauerbach@sfba.social
2023-12-15T18:21:22Z
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@lowqualityfacts I pet the noses of toy and bronze animals. And I wonder who winds the clock that's inside the crocodile that is chasing Captain Hook.
(DIR) Post #AcqFeS41kZ7zXVtQNk by SETIEric@qoto.org
2023-12-15T18:22:53Z
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@lowqualityfacts All dogs are telepathic. Most are just too stuck up to reply.
(DIR) Post #AcqHX7Cz5l0yjqiD2G by Irelephant@mastodon.social
2023-12-15T18:43:57Z
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@lowqualityfacts Hey, you can't force the entire fediverse to boost this post!
(DIR) Post #AcqJFk561bqTzorl4q by ericfrey@cupoftea.social
2023-12-15T19:03:04Z
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@lowqualityfacts BBC Cabin pressure, Arthur: “No, never! It's just always exciting, that amazing moment when twelve tons of metal leaves the earth ... and no one knows why! “
(DIR) Post #AcqKLkyViNFGSZDXmK by m0nkeyh0use@twit.social
2023-12-15T19:15:24Z
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@lowqualityfacts You've got it backwards... the cats are telepathic and the dogs should be eligible to run for president.Silly...
(DIR) Post #Acra1ATvTlWzuX4n4K by martinneujahr@mastodon.social
2023-12-16T09:45:46Z
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@lowqualityfacts It is a pleasure following you. I hope you will be up on bsky soon.
(DIR) Post #AcsDXpSMZFxqTFuTpY by fkamiah17@toot.wales
2023-12-16T17:08:42Z
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@lowqualityfacts My friend's daughter used to say hello to every cat she saw when she was younger, in case it was that professor whatshername from Potter.
(DIR) Post #AcvexBybFxnfn8BeN6 by jalfro@mindly.social
2023-12-18T08:59:57Z
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@lowqualityfacts Monday was abolished centuries ago. Not by government (duh!) but by working people, followers of Saint Monday. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saint_Monday Governments and employers cut their losses by making Saturday part of the weekend, because we were starting to honour Saint Tuesday, so we could recover from Monday's excesses. This meant we had to recover on the sabbath instead. Saint Monday still has followers https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g200iZQtldI Get with the programme!
(DIR) Post #AcwGyNb1KwKoNR9Qlk by smilingheretic@mas.to
2023-12-18T16:05:54Z
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@lowqualityfacts @DavidBHimself I figured it out at last! You ARE a cat! Only a cat would want/think/do ALL of these things.YOU ARE DISCOVERED!Time for a nap.....