Post AcpmSassEZOSkUfZho by clive@saturation.social
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(DIR) Post #AcoMfC7xgUa2HDnXWK by clive@saturation.social
2023-12-14T20:31:09Z
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I just received a pitch email with the title "Your Writing on Teeth Whitening!"It begins ..."Hi Clive,I’m reaching out to you because I noticed you wrote about teeth whitening in the past. I felt you might be interested in learning about us because we are known to have a best-selling whitening strip product on Amazon and are changing the oral care industry!"I get a lot of positively *unglued* pitches, but this one made my day
(DIR) Post #AcoNHuTvE0BUqKWxxA by blogdiva@mastodon.social
2023-12-14T20:34:02Z
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@clive Clive Thompson, teeth whitening writer 🤓
(DIR) Post #AcoNUj7klNpJNnGzGy by samlitzinger@journa.host
2023-12-14T20:37:16Z
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@clive Sorry - forgot to include a photo of our catalogue:
(DIR) Post #AcoNeIBpl6ROkAk7Si by clive@saturation.social
2023-12-14T20:34:34Z
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@blogdiva I am *this* close to starting a blog on it, just so I can make this guy's wish true
(DIR) Post #AcoO2U3XIB4qUoOfmS by blogdiva@mastodon.social
2023-12-14T20:42:49Z
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@clive LMAO do it, do iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit 😈
(DIR) Post #AcoO4cGBlDd8WHKdpQ by clive@saturation.social
2023-12-14T20:39:33Z
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@samlitzinger 😂
(DIR) Post #AcoOCy9iEmEikCHmeO by clive@saturation.social
2023-12-14T20:44:10Z
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@blogdiva what would the URL be?There are some *nutty* TLDs out there now
(DIR) Post #AcoOD2jJEN5SvkyGgq by clive@saturation.social
2023-12-14T20:47:10Z
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@blogdiva
(DIR) Post #AcoOTwRpq7oSN2r6x6 by clive@saturation.social
2023-12-14T20:49:17Z
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@blogdiva I think this one might be better
(DIR) Post #AcoOcYZlxrSIwIfzSi by anildash@me.dm
2023-12-14T20:52:55Z
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@clive @blogdiva * The Molar Majority* Gums, Germs & Steel* Plaque the Planet* Enamel of the State* The Whole Tooth* Dental Breakdown* Incisor Wit* Odontological Fallacy
(DIR) Post #AcoOkfwATnFA5Q1Thg by samlitzinger@journa.host
2023-12-14T20:50:15Z
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@clive Those pitches can be disconcerting. “Wait — maybe I DID write a story about salmon farming. Is that possible?!”
(DIR) Post #AcoOzjp2JkVOTlryG8 by clive@saturation.social
2023-12-14T20:55:30Z
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@anildash @blogdiva Anil you should not be giving away this sort of branding expertise for free man
(DIR) Post #AcoPMSbcUfybkBQeSu by blogdiva@mastodon.social
2023-12-14T20:56:01Z
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@clive there has to be a toothstrippers with a sexy molar as a mascot, LOL
(DIR) Post #AcoPVtib3k9cREBz3g by maria@thelife.boats
2023-12-14T20:58:33Z
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@clive @anildash @blogdiva Forward their email to Zadie Smith so everyone can have a ball
(DIR) Post #AcoPcCjrFsULAMn0oC by clive@saturation.social
2023-12-14T20:58:54Z
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@blogdiva I have ChatGPT open and have input the instructions "design me the mascot for a web site devoted to reviewing tooth strips, with the mascot being a sexy molar" but my finger trembles o'er the "ENTER" key
(DIR) Post #AcoPidpJSIvkupPVCq by blogdiva@mastodon.social
2023-12-14T20:58:51Z
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@clive @anildash am dyslexic, so the Molar Majority totally flattened me when i gave it the obligatory insta-re-read.
(DIR) Post #AcoPiezz673qYDPXTk by clive@saturation.social
2023-12-14T20:59:17Z
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@blogdiva @anildash truly
(DIR) Post #AcoPrRcmBzKHg3kCTA by blogdiva@mastodon.social
2023-12-14T20:54:22Z
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@anildash @clive ihatechu for making me laugh so hard. am not completely over COVID yet, LMAO
(DIR) Post #AcoPrSMVRxuDxt8ikS by clive@saturation.social
2023-12-14T20:55:37Z
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@blogdiva @anildash lolol
(DIR) Post #AcoRpDSY5PDt4h1djM by Zotmeister@mastodon.online
2023-12-14T21:29:03Z
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@clive I'm not (yet) of an occupation to get pitches, but I am reminded of when UnitedHealthcare sent me a letter correctly noting that I had not had a PAP smear done and recommended I did so.TWICE. Two separate letters. Several months apart, at least.I'm with Neighborhood Health Plan of RI now. I prefer insurers that have my basic physiology correct.
(DIR) Post #AcoScHj30tvKUm8lma by atthenius@fediscience.org
2023-12-14T21:37:53Z
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@clive Daily mail of every scientist ...($a$testament $scientific publishing$)today one snuck through the spam filter for oncology"Dear Dr. A N ,… heartily congratulate you on your publication ___Your’e invited to submit to ____ a new journal dedicated to the various topic in ___. ... Using our network of 233M users, articles will be processed rapidly… we will waive the publication fee if you submit before… to share your work with our extensive readership, send your manuscripts to ___”
(DIR) Post #AcoSji5zMvbAJ8PaPA by clive@saturation.social
2023-12-14T21:38:26Z
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@maria @anildash @blogdiva Lol yes
(DIR) Post #AcoSpbKTRH3t3kzo9o by clive@saturation.social
2023-12-14T21:38:56Z
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@samlitzinger I know seriously it makes me doubt my understanding of myself
(DIR) Post #AcoSyLEWeWLnkGNi8O by clive@saturation.social
2023-12-14T21:39:16Z
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@Zotmeister Yes!
(DIR) Post #AcoTXwoIvxKaQL5woK by samlitzinger@journa.host
2023-12-14T21:48:18Z
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@clive Well, I certainly enjoyed that story you did on Latvian zinc mining…
(DIR) Post #AcoTv7pk7FK1Gvot3g by clive@saturation.social
2023-12-14T21:52:33Z
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@samlitzinger Thank you! Personally I prefer my London Review of Books essay on skin moisturizer
(DIR) Post #AcoU3AxSNozPHMGarQ by clive@saturation.social
2023-12-14T21:53:12Z
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@atthenius "we will waive the publication fee"why HOW KIND OF YOU
(DIR) Post #AcoU9lQHiiTY6utNRI by jalcine@todon.eu
2023-12-14T21:07:48Z
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@anildash @clive @blogdiva ha now one of these are an actual book title! sneaky sneaky
(DIR) Post #AcoU9mGOay9wiXGzfE by clive@saturation.social
2023-12-14T21:53:38Z
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@jalcine @anildash @blogdiva he's good
(DIR) Post #AcoWTRoOXkjszIgPlA by clive@saturation.social
2023-12-14T22:21:04Z
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@artbyailbhe @Zotmeister it is an intriguing thing to ponder
(DIR) Post #AcohoPlAT10YCUNFho by tchauhan@mastodon.mit.edu
2023-12-15T00:28:12Z
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@clive It's likely written by AI and probably sent out by one too.
(DIR) Post #AcolSSGwqPIpRH1Vs8 by clive@saturation.social
2023-12-15T01:09:04Z
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@tchauhan Quite possibly
(DIR) Post #AcpEY9y8hpgd52IYS0 by alesssia@mas.to
2023-12-15T06:35:04Z
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@clive @samlitzinger now I need to read it
(DIR) Post #AcpkKxjpBC21P8fc4O by clive@saturation.social
2023-12-15T12:29:18Z
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@alesssia @samlitzinger 🤘🏻
(DIR) Post #AcpmSZMDuTgM0wNzAu by anildash@me.dm
2023-12-15T12:30:16Z
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@beep @clive @blogdiva I am inordinately proud of “Gums, Germs & Steel”, I will admit
(DIR) Post #AcpmSaE6g8mei3b1A8 by beep@follow.ethanmarcotte.com
2023-12-15T12:38:56Z
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@anildash @clive @blogdiva I mean hell yeah that’s the clear winner
(DIR) Post #AcpmSassEZOSkUfZho by clive@saturation.social
2023-12-15T12:54:44Z
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@anildash @beep @blogdiva Unarguable
(DIR) Post #Acqj4yJBNzAvkAynzs by clive@saturation.social
2023-12-15T23:50:38Z
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@delibrarian Oh man