Post AcoRNvRexH9fNxb2R6 by wayne636@twit.social
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(DIR) Post #Ac5U56FxCKLUYzOkd6 by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-11-23T04:53:08Z
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I never knew this.https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #Ac5VIJUjOBq5L9AtY8 by independentpen@mas.to
2023-11-23T05:06:42Z
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@lowqualityfacts#lawnsNotFood
(DIR) Post #Ac5VN2e5SeQ0X0o0JM by mcSlibinas@river.group.lt
2023-11-23T05:07:32Z
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@lowqualityfacts only by mov lawn. Grass roots produce oxygen, but green parts eating later, so you just move lawn and save the planet.
(DIR) Post #Ac5WPWyBms2X76xVho by MegaMichelle@a2mi.social
2023-11-23T05:19:14Z
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@lowqualityfacts That is certainly what the NIMBYs in my town seem to believe.
(DIR) Post #Ac6H53WoEisvr8tILw by Draxton67@kolektiva.social
2023-11-23T14:01:54Z
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@lowqualityfacts DELETE
(DIR) Post #Ac6HBTAZobaN7RY9xI by lePetomaneAncien@fosstodon.org
2023-11-23T14:03:16Z
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@lowqualityfacts High Quality Fact. Replace the lawn with native grasses. The longer, more extensive roots sequester considerable carbon, reduce the need for watering and lower dependence on fossil fuels for lawn maintenance. A ΒΌ acre native grass lawn can provide 90% of the oxygen needed by a family of four. Family pets can get 100% of their nutrition by preying on the small mammals living in the grasses.Full disclosure: I made some of this up so it would still be funny.
(DIR) Post #Ac7ShKM1Q3zVhPFzCi by EDVARDS@musicians.today
2023-11-23T05:53:31Z
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@lowqualityfacts The Suburban Lawns are saving the planet!I love the Suburban Lawns...All action is reactionExpansion, contractionMan the manipulatorUnderwater, does it matter?Antimatter, nuclear reactorBoom boom boom boomWho's your mother? Who's your father?I guess everything's irrelativeWho's your mother? Who's your father?I guess everything's irrelativeI'm a janitor, oh my genitalsI'm a janitor, oh my genitalsOh my genitals, I'm a janitorhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mcg3ngRrq_8
(DIR) Post #AcoJUrONcfjJD2rGZk by dimi@techforgood.social
2023-12-14T19:56:28Z
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@lowqualityfactsA good proof of that is that there is no lawns on the moon and there is no oxygen. Coincidence? I think not.
(DIR) Post #AcoRNvRexH9fNxb2R6 by wayne636@twit.social
2023-12-14T21:23:44Z
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@lowqualityfacts While lawns can produce some oxygen through photosynthesis, their contribution is minimal compared to major producers like oceans and rainforests.The largest contributor to the planet's oxygen is phytoplankton, microscopic marine organisms found in the oceans. They are estimated to produce about 50-70% of the world's oxygen.Tropical rainforests, with their diverse vegetation, are another significant source of oxygen, contributing roughly 25-30%.