Post Acj3ZngsF86i7U2htI by TazPoltorak@fosstodon.org
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(DIR) Post #AciMBgS9CjPWh5PNb6 by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-12-11T22:58:26Z
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I am trying to find my people on Mastodon. Can you please boost this if you:-Believe that blueberries could be bigger and that farmers are simply not working hard enough to grow massive blueberries.-Lie awake at night wondering if squirrels are sad when they forget where they buried their acorns.-Think restaurants should legally be required to participate in Taco Tuesday.-Find Tilda Swinton to be terrifying yet oddly attractive.-Know that you could defeat 50 Smurfs in hand-to-hand combat.
(DIR) Post #AciMGNDKA7ScTNi9OS by Robotron@esoteric.party
2023-12-11T22:59:11Z
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@lowqualityfacts terrifying yet oddly attractive oh man i so see it
(DIR) Post #AciMY2gFFCDy0AfCzo by cetan@toot.community
2023-12-11T23:02:27Z
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@lowqualityfacts I've been training really hard but so far I can only defeat 42 smurfs. I'm willing to bet that if I had access to those super blueberries, I'd gain the strength needed to defeat all 50.
(DIR) Post #AciMZjqqDm5cBRQeae by zzt@mas.to
2023-12-11T23:02:46Z
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@lowqualityfacts universal taco tuesday is the only sustainable way to get the choco taco back
(DIR) Post #AciN35r7UJiypLYZhg by aurochs@todon.eu
2023-12-11T23:08:05Z
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@lowqualityfacts I am satisfied, I call them "bluetermelons". I also laugh at squirrels while I eat acorns.
(DIR) Post #AciOa2KjhklzPggL32 by jargoggles@mstdn.social
2023-12-11T23:25:15Z
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@lowqualityfacts Gigantic blueberries do exist, but *THEY* don't want you to have them. You know who I'm talking about.
(DIR) Post #AciOayyRgH01Hdhrzk by claire_parts@mstdn.social
2023-12-11T23:25:23Z
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@lowqualityfacts I believe in all of those, especially the part about Tilda Swinton.
(DIR) Post #AciPNcDx3LrYup9KFc by Turntwo363@mstdn.social
2023-12-11T23:34:10Z
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@lowqualityfacts Since you follow then unfollow accounts like you're some big deal (this is the SECOND time you've done this to me!!), I suggest you take your shit back to the #BirdApp buh-bye!
(DIR) Post #AciPjUfTpJavqsSSQ4 by specialmonkeytom@infosec.exchange
2023-12-11T23:38:10Z
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@lowqualityfacts -Blueberries *could* be bigger, but *should* they be? Massive blueberries would be terrifying!-Only red squirrels. Those bastard grey squirrels steal all the nuts from my birdfeeder-Taco, in Japanese, means octopus, so sure!-Tilda Swinton - I had to duckduckgo her but I recognise the face - good actress. Particularly good at looking surprised, yet unpeturbed. A good look!-Bring on the smurfs!
(DIR) Post #AciPx5NCfWs3SJOGTA by kirkiscool@mastodon.world
2023-12-11T23:40:36Z
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@lowqualityfacts -A local farm allows picking and there's different breeds. some are fat some are small. -I don't think they forget. It's in their DNA. -If they serve Tacos, then yes. -She is terrifying. I don't think she's attractive tho, just odd. -They would smurf my ass.
(DIR) Post #AciQ59JFuwnvyrOAjY by riggbeck@mastodon.social
2023-12-11T23:42:04Z
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@lowqualityfacts The Tilda Swinton thing was the clincher.
(DIR) Post #AciQDsMqHG7s2eEAvw by Leeisme@mastodon.xyz
2023-12-11T23:43:36Z
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@lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #AciQnySZ6UU5MU7LZA by reverendref@episcodon.net
2023-12-11T23:50:11Z
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@lowqualityfacts If blueberries were bigger, I could use them as camouflage when I attacked the smurfs.
(DIR) Post #AciQtqIYMQl3mqEUUq by Merk_94@mastodon.social
2023-12-11T23:51:12Z
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@lowqualityfacts Do the smurfs get time to prepare for the fight? Because that might be tricky actually.I could ambush a village of smurfs and crush them easily. 50-on-1 in a fair fight? Doable, but challenging. If they have time to prepare specifically to fight me, that could prove problematic.
(DIR) Post #AciS5u7K5WGF3mIMWO by jeffron@ohai.social
2023-12-12T00:04:35Z
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@lowqualityfacts farmers actively working with physicists to shrink blueberries for use in supercolliders in order to produce blueberry black holes
(DIR) Post #AciSbZ5Poc7D6JV3a4 by maddad@mastodon.world
2023-12-12T00:10:21Z
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@lowqualityfacts My only concern is with the 50 smurfs...I have tangled with them before.š³
(DIR) Post #AciVQcLdeEkrtTYl8q by Magooish@mas.to
2023-12-12T00:41:59Z
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@lowqualityfacts while I may not think these particular things, I thoroughly enjoy people who do. Will that work?
(DIR) Post #AciWeoPBiSVpITYIWu by coyoty@mstdn.social
2023-12-12T00:55:46Z
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@lowqualityfacts Chandlers are not big enough. I want blueberries that are too big to Chandlers.
(DIR) Post #AciWxamUaumYXpPLSS by bitcodavid@hachyderm.io
2023-12-12T00:59:08Z
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@lowqualityfacts I lie awake at night wondering why Gilligan didn't have a beard.
(DIR) Post #AciYIE6qBO3WGTKQvQ by MontgomeryGator@fouroclockfarms.club
2023-12-12T01:13:59Z
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@lowqualityfacts I know with strawberries, the bigger they are the less flavorful they are. Could also be the case with blueberries.
(DIR) Post #AciYc6Fz5VP1hb58Do by datakid@mstdn.social
2023-12-12T01:17:40Z
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@lowqualityfacts can't agree, Tilda Swinton is not oddly attractive, she is incredibly hot. Also terrifying. But just plain hot.
(DIR) Post #AciYlr0edDcXJFYvp2 by CWilbur@sfba.social
2023-12-12T01:19:26Z
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@lowqualityfacts āā¦and if you like PiƱa Coladasā¦ā
(DIR) Post #AciZuDEI0CLqUhUPfk by double_virgule@ioc.exchange
2023-12-12T01:32:06Z
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@lowqualityfacts I think only burger restaurants should be forced to participate in Taco Tuesday, just to really shake things up.
(DIR) Post #Acia8R3pNI3HRfNVom by greggle@ioc.exchange
2023-12-12T01:34:44Z
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@lowqualityfacts I agree mostly but you are flat out wrong about blueberries. Many blueberries are too damn big. Smaller blueberries are better all around. Better for baking, better to put in cereal or oatmeal. Perhaps not for snacking on all by themselves though. Also, many larger varieties of blueberries just don't taste good.
(DIR) Post #AcibnBYw09sRCmvIgK by m3@a2mi.social
2023-12-12T01:53:17Z
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@lowqualityfacts oh! So close! Iām only 4 out of 5 - Iām old and fat and pretty sure only 10-15 smurfs would be needed to take me out.
(DIR) Post #AcicYYvUx82XHH4I6q by kinyutaka@mstdn.social
2023-12-12T02:01:53Z
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@lowqualityfacts Could you imagine a blueberry the size of a hand fruit?
(DIR) Post #AcifKdeis6xDkoH2gq by SteveBologna@mstdn.social
2023-12-12T02:32:55Z
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@lowqualityfacts If Iām using my 3 iron I could do in 100 smurfs
(DIR) Post #AciiEhcFXEQgA2yhmq by deltest@mastodon.social
2023-12-12T03:05:25Z
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@lowqualityfacts Donāt encourage them, the blueberries they have now are already far too large to be practical.
(DIR) Post #AciipfnVG7IVEfs3XM by maisiesummers@mastodon.nz
2023-12-12T03:12:08Z
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@lowqualityfacts We cannot compete with squirrels. They are smarter, faster, and better at collecting nuts than we'll ever be.
(DIR) Post #AcimVxm96gGr1E5pUO by the5thColumnist@mstdn.ca
2023-12-12T03:53:26Z
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@lowqualityfacts Gotta disagree on the blueberries There is nothing like grown in the wild North Ontario blueberries, literally grown on the ricks in Sudbury, small berries (smaller than store bought ones) but big taste.
(DIR) Post #AcivWDqUG3aWRkK1bc by auscandoc@med-mastodon.com
2023-12-12T05:34:16Z
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@lowqualityfacts @Phil_Tanner I was hanging in there until you reached the Smurfs.
(DIR) Post #Acix0NeKTJ1PUiZzxQ by deetlebee@disabled.social
2023-12-12T05:50:56Z
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@lowqualityfacts yes, now I am, yes, I want to BE Tilda Swinton, yes, and I forgot the last one I was too distracted by the thought of Tilda Swinton playing a squirrel. A sexy alien squirrel.
(DIR) Post #AcixbuMjnQc3g1FJ6e by JKirkpatrick@mastodon.social
2023-12-12T05:57:46Z
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@lowqualityfacts I'll be your Huckleberry Tilda Swinton of the 80s, yeah. Today, Yikes.
(DIR) Post #Acj3ZngsF86i7U2htI by TazPoltorak@fosstodon.org
2023-12-12T07:04:35Z
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@lowqualityfacts blueberries start the size of a pumpkin but deflate as they ripen because they feel more and more blue
(DIR) Post #AcjF6u0grndMluIZ9s by DMAnemone@mastodon.social
2023-12-12T09:13:50Z
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@lowqualityfacts Wegmans actually sells big blueberries. They're not GIANT but they're bigger than usual and delicious
(DIR) Post #AcjGOJBCdkCfi84yWm by HighlandHen@mastodon.scot
2023-12-12T09:28:11Z
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@lowqualityfacts High quality fact: large cultivated blueberries don't taste very nice. The best variety of vaccinium are Scottish blaeberries and grow in the Highlands. Of course Highland smurfs are the scariest of all smurfs and they protect the blaeberries. It's a catch-22.
(DIR) Post #AcjYaod3KweDtmDfI8 by unstaffed@social.vivaldi.net
2023-12-12T12:52:01Z
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@lowqualityfacts Now, I'm honestly not one for arguing on the internet, but I mildly dispute a few of your assertions.1. I already don't like the big blueberries we get in the grocery stores. Yes, they're big and juicy, but they've lost the flavor of the small wild blueberries.2. I feel like squirrels have ADHD and not only forget where they buried their acorns, but forget that they buried them at all, so I think they're probably not sad, except those few moments of lucidity when they remember, but it doesn't last long.3. Completely agree, but allow them to adapt the tacos to their flavor of food. Curry tacos? Schezuan tacos? Yeah, sign me up.4. No argument here at all.5. Gargamel had trouble with the Smurfs, and had more practice than I did, so I doubt I could defeat 50 of them, but I could kick quite a few before they got the best of me.
(DIR) Post #AcjpHNvI6Qsun54RV2 by PKYo@poweredbygay.social
2023-12-12T15:59:02Z
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@lowqualityfacts You like Tilde Swinton?She does look odd on the cover of the current issue of Vogue, in Britain.https://www.vogue.co.uk/article/tilda-swinton-guide-to-life
(DIR) Post #AcymUbRKt3a9TUO0cC by irenes@mastodon.social
2023-12-19T21:08:32Z
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@lowqualityfacts we were with you until the last one, there is no way we could take the Smurfs. their plucky, rag-tag camaraderie is too much.
(DIR) Post #AcyrnINkT2YddmROq0 by nagmay@mastodon.social
2023-12-19T22:07:55Z
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@lowqualityfacts have you seen the size of the Chandler variety of blueberries? Massive!Personally, Id prefer farmers focus on the taste vs the visual appearance of fruit. Otherwise you get abominations like Red "Delicious" apples.
(DIR) Post #AdOyEJ3C1glKTGBhia by MineMcG@mastodon.social
2024-01-01T12:21:38Z
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@lowqualityfacts You forgot to add to start a trust fund for those naked men and women in those books so that they can get clothes to wear
(DIR) Post #AdURawmmqAawXXSguu by DopeGhoti@infosec.exchange
2024-01-04T03:45:05Z
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@lowqualityfacts What sort of parent would name their child ~? (:
(DIR) Post #AdURxleCQ3UgefKJU0 by panton41@mastodon.social
2024-01-04T03:49:16Z
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@lowqualityfacts Tilda Swinton and Richard O'Brien need to do a "strange bald person" movie together.
(DIR) Post #AdUSCSvOJPXuvnNPG4 by EmbraceBecoming@kolektiva.social
2024-01-04T03:51:57Z
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@lowqualityfacts they should be bigger!
(DIR) Post #AdUUajvEy0kGVT0apc by stumblewyk@jawns.club
2024-01-04T04:18:44Z
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@lowqualityfacts boosted because of the Swinton thing, but honestly, I kinda think that's the whole vibe she's going for: weirdly hot, but also might eat you.
(DIR) Post #AdUVJKn1Fw5FafQZOa by notGordonAllport@hachyderm.io
2024-01-04T04:26:47Z
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@lowqualityfacts so close butā¦ sit down ā¦do not fight fifty Smurf. You canāt get them all & every death enrages the survivors
(DIR) Post #AdUi804FG7dlXZPVzs by I@tooot.im
2024-01-04T06:50:24Z
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@lowqualityfacts - Blueberries are easy to grow bigger, you just have to grow them at 0.6 atmosphere, and airplane pressure is only kept at 0.8, so you just need to convert an entire airplane into a greenhouse, so they can depressurise it to 0.6 for you, and keep it flying for 6 months of the year, and there you have it.- That's capitalist thinking. Squirrels are communists, they don't care if they collect one stash and find another when they need it.- Yes- oh Yes!- hell no.
(DIR) Post #AdUkaiZTaYLHaCq9AG by EVDHmn@ecoevo.social
2024-01-04T07:18:02Z
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@lowqualityfacts Boosted for believing that farmers can make bigger blue smurfs, and can defeat them in combat
(DIR) Post #AdUlJDXlnLKKNsGF3A by DanielleVossebeld@mastodon.social
2024-01-04T07:26:02Z
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@lowqualityfacts Here, hope this blueberry will make you happy.
(DIR) Post #AdUxnDJUPlX9o6eRCC by saintjunia@mastodon.social
2024-01-04T09:45:56Z
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@lowqualityfacts :thinkerguns: