Post AchmTJfd3FHitip4LI by TazPoltorak@fosstodon.org
 (DIR) More posts by TazPoltorak@fosstodon.org
 (DIR) Post #AbzCRwND90sKRtm5xI by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
       2023-11-20T04:07:20Z
       
       0 likes, 1 repeats
       
       This is good to know.https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts
       
 (DIR) Post #AbzCWzaUcaTjrjOcc4 by Grizzlysgrowls@twit.social
       2023-11-20T04:08:11Z
       
       0 likes, 0 repeats
       
       @lowqualityfacts That does work.  But I don't think they'll let me back in WalMart.
       
 (DIR) Post #AbzCXNskINL7DI7XOa by Edjo@mastodon.social
       2023-11-20T04:08:11Z
       
       0 likes, 0 repeats
       
       @lowqualityfacts Are you sure it’s not 42?
       
 (DIR) Post #AbzCZnJ8jZzAeIcDiq by jrod3737@mstdn.social
       2023-11-20T04:08:46Z
       
       0 likes, 0 repeats
       
       @lowqualityfacts Not if you’re in Minnesota. Then you have to shout Montana
       
 (DIR) Post #AbzLBKC8DuLIzgkCoa by Heinzenstein@troet.cafe
       2023-11-20T05:45:08Z
       
       0 likes, 0 repeats
       
       @lowqualityfacts You can Cure by singhing The Lovecats 37 times.#ThatsWhatIRead
       
 (DIR) Post #Ac05QCUfjWjhLSRp2m by ZoraSaidSo@mastodon.social
       2023-11-20T14:23:15Z
       
       0 likes, 0 repeats
       
       @lowqualityfactsand sneezes by saying, "Honolulu!"
       
 (DIR) Post #Ac0Mem4rvdsIytuhuK by DrHyde@fosstodon.org
       2023-11-20T17:36:20Z
       
       0 likes, 0 repeats
       
       @lowqualityfacts is breathing in between Minnesotas required? allowed? banned?
       
 (DIR) Post #Ac0OHKrf8j2TpUghSS by learnerkip@mastodon.social
       2023-11-20T17:54:34Z
       
       0 likes, 0 repeats
       
       @lowqualityfacts You can cure hiccups through stimulation of the vagus nerve via the facial nerves. Tap your face and breath naturally. Diaphragmatically.
       
 (DIR) Post #AchlP6HwlODqHXAh0q by jaycee@toot.community
       2023-12-11T16:06:12Z
       
       0 likes, 0 repeats
       
       @lowqualityfacts   WOW! It works. 😳😁
       
 (DIR) Post #AchlSxPfhhPXuhcjjc by quietmarc@kolektiva.social
       2023-12-11T16:06:57Z
       
       0 likes, 0 repeats
       
       @lowqualityfacts This is dangerous misinformation! People need to know that shouting "Minnesota" as few as 5 times is enough to summon a Minnesotan to appear in your living room! PLEASE stop!
       
 (DIR) Post #AchmTJfd3FHitip4LI by TazPoltorak@fosstodon.org
       2023-12-11T16:18:14Z
       
       0 likes, 0 repeats
       
       @lowqualityfacts Also, your neighbours will move
       
 (DIR) Post #Achnbp2SPPiWSI7WGu by rothko@beige.party
       2023-12-11T16:30:43Z
       
       0 likes, 0 repeats
       
       @lowqualityfacts LOL totally gonna try that next time...
       
 (DIR) Post #AchppZf2Zytmizqv3o by bks@mstdn.social
       2023-12-11T16:55:53Z
       
       0 likes, 0 repeats
       
       @lowqualityfacts if you reverse it and say “Atosennim” you can cast them onto someone else. It’s the fourth unforgivable curse.
       
 (DIR) Post #AchsJYYPSXFrt5AvgG by coffeepine@beige.party
       2023-12-11T17:23:40Z
       
       0 likes, 0 repeats
       
       @lowqualityfacts The weird thing is that it MIGHT actually work. Most "cures" of hiccups involve doing something silly that you have to concentrate on, and they tend to work because the closest to a cure scientists have is occupying your brain with something it doesn't do often, so it has to concentrate while the nervous system takes over the basic functions again.
       
 (DIR) Post #Aci6e5z6H2WaiiLc3M by boxoboo@mastodon.social
       2023-12-11T20:04:01Z
       
       0 likes, 0 repeats
       
       @lowqualityfacts And it must be EXACTLY 27 times, otherwise your hiccups will double in magnitude if you go over.Count your Minnesotas carefully.