Post Acffd8s8xvEgJBUjh2 by BadFediPosts@shitposter.club
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(DIR) Post #Acffd8s8xvEgJBUjh2 by BadFediPosts@shitposter.club
2023-12-10T15:52:06.690422Z
49 likes, 27 repeats
(DIR) Post #AcfiaKFYVV5saanIQq by William_The_Dragonborn@poa.st
2023-12-10T16:25:21.374994Z
9 likes, 1 repeats
@BadFediPosts Every autist had that one pokemon who they wanted to marry and have sex with. I wasnt much different.
(DIR) Post #AcfjHArfHFj5vv3EZs by William_The_Dragonborn@poa.st
2023-12-10T16:33:05.451325Z
7 likes, 2 repeats
@BadFediPosts It is a metaphor for the idea girl one who you could love, who obeys commands, who helps out and does so without blathering their mouths!
(DIR) Post #AcfjosY5sfueyRy7Em by Kerosene@bae.st
2023-12-10T16:39:10.666101Z
15 likes, 5 repeats
@William_The_Dragonborn @BadFediPosts Tfw ability to bond with females has been completely ruined because they could never compare to the average pokemon :cry:
(DIR) Post #AcfpdjNMFHyD400x9c by Pawlicker@bae.st
2023-12-10T17:44:24.918668Z
1 likes, 0 repeats
@Kerosene @William_The_Dragonborn @BadFediPosts literally me fr fr
(DIR) Post #Acfq1eysEm9UNnyM1Q by ArdainianRight@detroitriotcity.com
2023-12-10T17:48:29.990688Z
6 likes, 1 repeats
@William_The_Dragonborn @BadFediPosts No. I had a thing for Misty. Sex with Pokemon never crossed my mind until I found the cursed hellscape of the internet.
(DIR) Post #AcfqIRME8qmZ3OtgoK by leyonhjelm@breastmilk.club
2023-12-10T17:51:46.460497Z
1 likes, 0 repeats
@ArdainianRight Even then, my extremely pro-maternal ideals make miltank the only possible one.@William_The_Dragonborn @BadFediPosts
(DIR) Post #AcfrZ37Bd0nSkBLV32 by Hoss@shitpost.cloud
2023-12-10T18:05:57.443108Z
8 likes, 3 repeats
All they know is McDonald’s, charge they phone, twerk, be bisexual, eat hot chip & lie. They could never comprehend the sacred bond between pokemon and trainer.
(DIR) Post #AcfrfNIPVah74Vbzxw by poastoak@poa.st
2023-12-10T18:07:03.884939Z
5 likes, 4 repeats
@Hoss @Kerosene @William_The_Dragonborn @BadFediPosts Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
(DIR) Post #AcfrjOiw8qreeswCNk by Hoss@shitpost.cloud
2023-12-10T18:07:49.856632Z
7 likes, 0 repeats
I hate that I knew what this was before I was even halfway through the first sentence.
(DIR) Post #AcfrlfgK41YLpbnbNo by Rayfield@poa.st
2023-12-10T18:08:15.785969Z
3 likes, 1 repeats
@poastoak @Hoss @Kerosene @William_The_Dragonborn @BadFediPosts the only reason I clicked was to see if this was posted yet
(DIR) Post #AcfrmFTSzIeyqA3qLI by poastoak@poa.st
2023-12-10T18:08:21.964589Z
5 likes, 0 repeats
@Hoss @Kerosene @William_The_Dragonborn @BadFediPosts I will stop poasting it when yall niggers stop saying sus things about pokemon
(DIR) Post #Acft97rVYWTlqVmLMe by lykanthrocide@shitposter.club
2023-12-10T18:23:42.387845Z
1 likes, 0 repeats
@Hoss @Kerosene @William_The_Dragonborn @poastoak @BadFediPosts same
(DIR) Post #AcfuhVAvU5FhwzoifY by SmoothOperator@freespeechextremist.com
2023-12-10T18:41:05.158911Z
4 likes, 0 repeats
@lykanthrocide @Hoss @BadFediPosts @Kerosene @William_The_Dragonborn @poastoakIt's all Tucker Carlson's fault. He never should have read it aloud on TV!
(DIR) Post #AcfyGXR3NApUxSl6Om by William_The_Dragonborn@poa.st
2023-12-10T19:21:02.874382Z
2 likes, 0 repeats
@Hoss @poastoak @Kerosene @BadFediPosts I have seen worse greentexts.
(DIR) Post #Acfybu7MEfMnO4ja9g by Hoss@shitpost.cloud
2023-12-10T19:24:54.353664Z
1 likes, 0 repeats
If you took a scroll through whatever is on the /vp/ catalog at this very moment I'm sure you could dredge up something even worse.
(DIR) Post #Acfyj2CyYMUOVUlJHE by William_The_Dragonborn@poa.st
2023-12-10T19:26:13.189930Z
2 likes, 0 repeats
@Hoss @Kerosene @poastoak @BadFediPosts Nah fam. I found the one… I still saved the post.
(DIR) Post #AcgRiyFOB58CtPDFEO by LivingSpaceStudios@poa.st
2023-12-11T00:51:09.326378Z
1 likes, 0 repeats
@poastoak @Hoss @Kerosene @William_The_Dragonborn @BadFediPosts Niggers will always be sus, that's what makes them niggers.
(DIR) Post #AcgnZQdNyjOd1sIAQS by leyonhjelm@breastmilk.club
2023-12-11T04:55:55.889826Z
1 likes, 0 repeats
@William_The_Dragonborn @BadFediPosts the Pokémon is stored in the balls
(DIR) Post #AcgnzJMtcErw1VvA3M by brimshae@poa.st
2023-12-11T05:00:37.186551Z
9 likes, 5 repeats
@leyonhjelm @William_The_Dragonborn @BadFediPosts
(DIR) Post #ActPt6kQrnvEmxEc0e by Svantovit@detroitriotcity.com
2023-12-17T07:01:30.647455Z
0 likes, 0 repeats
🎶 I KNOW IT'S MY DES-TIH-NEEEE!!! 🎶