Post AcbI7dQAm7FgD2ZxuS by RamenCatholic@mindly.social
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(DIR) Post #AcbI7UtcTGSVllHr3g by RamenCatholic@mindly.social
2023-11-06T17:51:32Z
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I took a home-made #THC edible last night before #Monsterdon and I'm still too high to function. It's been, like, 16 hours.I'm punishing myself by watching #LeftBehind #movies - it's been 20 minutes, and none of the characters are even remotely likeable. The CGI is even worse than the "acting."
(DIR) Post #AcbI7WAfjLh3iwGzHE by RamenCatholic@mindly.social
2023-11-06T17:56:28Z
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#LeftBehind - is this a real saying?"You bring me a story, and I'll drive it all the way to the bone."- Buck #KirkCameron
(DIR) Post #AcbI7WuOzKH00lfVYW by RamenCatholic@mindly.social
2023-11-06T18:03:41Z
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#LeftBehind - where we meet the #antichrist who is even less likeable than our "heroes," even tho he's supposed to be super charismatic. At least his lackeys/handlers are even worse. One dude even has an evil villain mustache.At 20 minutes in, this is a #dominionist wet-dream.
(DIR) Post #AcbI7XrbRDd0yNMmpc by RamenCatholic@mindly.social
2023-11-06T18:08:10Z
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25 minutes in & the #Rapture is finally fucking starting. I'm ready for the infamous plane scene 🍿Spoilers, I guess. #LeftBehind
(DIR) Post #AcbI7YnNyNqhraOvtg by RamenCatholic@mindly.social
2023-11-06T18:20:34Z
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The infamous plane scene wasn't very cool. Maybe that was in the other, equally terrible, version of #LeftBehind 🤷♀️
(DIR) Post #AcbI7ZbixE7CNhx8MK by RamenCatholic@mindly.social
2023-11-06T18:25:01Z
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At 35 minutes into #LeftBehind we have a GIANT Honda Odyssey ad as a backdrop while people panic. Did ... did they actually pay REAL MONEY to be in this movie? WTF Honda.
(DIR) Post #AcbI7aOe1LFMpQqCbw by RamenCatholic@mindly.social
2023-11-06T18:55:36Z
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It's been an hour & I don't think that #Bibleman is coming to save the day.Also, the #PlutoTV version of #LeftBehind has A LOT of commercials.
(DIR) Post #AcbI7bHaj3CPZqY5Fw by RamenCatholic@mindly.social
2023-11-06T19:15:40Z
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1 hour, 7 minutes & I've finally been #triggered from watching the #KirkCameron version of the #LeftBehind #movieBy seeing the cover art of a #TeenDevotionalBible 😳Also: who the fuck gives their teenage daughter a #bible as a birthday gift? ...oh, wait, my folks pulled that shit, too.#ExvangelicalProblems #Exvangelical #ExvangelicalLife
(DIR) Post #AcbI7cVo9gAJOECx3Q by RamenCatholic@mindly.social
2023-11-06T19:37:03Z
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Finally, a decent fucking explosion at 1 hour 10 minutes into #LeftBehind with #KirkCameron It's immediately followed by a scene that is essentially a primer for #FundamentalistChristian #Rapture #Conspiracies & #Dominionist #PoliticalTheory , if you're interested in learning about that sort of thing.
(DIR) Post #AcbI7dQAm7FgD2ZxuS by RamenCatholic@mindly.social
2023-11-06T19:51:08Z
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"BRB I'm gonna go pray in the shitter."- #KirkCameron in #LeftBehind (and everyone at the #TacoBellCantina 15 minutes after we closed the Taco Bar & Open Bar at my #TacoBell wedding)https://www.tacobellwedding.com/products/wedding-package
(DIR) Post #AcbI7eklp1K2LDDvea by RamenCatholic@mindly.social
2023-11-06T20:03:34Z
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The movie finally started getting slightly interesting right before the credits. The #Antichrist is showing some balls & starting to act all antichristy. #LeftBehind with #KirkCameron