Post AcRd0nwWWCHdfjSGNU by HebrideanHecate@spinster.xyz
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 (DIR) Post #AcQvbPxgFOLs1ie0NE by tangleofsnakes@spinster.xyz
       2023-12-03T13:10:33.535593Z
       
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       If you want to know my shame then I invited selfie guy over and he wore the fucking romperVisual reference
       
 (DIR) Post #AcQwQ0nBaMuKjarQ2a by ghostprototype@spinster.xyz
       2023-12-03T13:14:24.718448Z
       
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       @tangleofsnakes whata MAN wore a romper??
       
 (DIR) Post #AcRAeoOXMPAxzCHabY by tangleofsnakes@spinster.xyz
       2023-12-03T15:59:14.843189Z
       
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       Okay we're out to breakfast and he didn't wear the fucking romperYES I know what that's implying leave me alone
       
 (DIR) Post #AcRFiKo9nxOB9ZlWD2 by tangleofsnakes@spinster.xyz
       2023-12-03T16:55:54.543098Z
       
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       Okay he's gone. He would be alright if it wasn't for the hoooorible fashion sense (and possible AGP). He wears a lot of yellow and he doesn't look good in yellow :blobnotlike:Also I'm pretty sure I saw him taking a selfie in my bed wtf
       
 (DIR) Post #AcRSiI3TL5LS1GEp16 by FemaleIsNotAFeeling@spinster.xyz
       2023-12-03T19:10:42.067685Z
       
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       @tangleofsnakes @LisbonMuse @classierbitch Oh tangle...what a tangle you've gotten yourself in!
       
 (DIR) Post #AcRSiIzxpc8IwfbXBg by tangleofsnakes@spinster.xyz
       2023-12-03T19:21:33.680797Z
       
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       @FemaleIsNotAFeeling @LisbonMuse @classierbitch Thankfully he lives 2 hours away so I can easily give him the fade :doge:
       
 (DIR) Post #AcRbis3EPCsfFMTdlg by HebrideanHecate@spinster.xyz
       2023-12-03T21:01:23.926928Z
       
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       @classierbitch @tangleofsnakes @LisbonMuse Headmistress voice…STOP.You need to take a step back and breathe here, you are putting yourself in danger, m’dear, you need to think about this, it isn’t safe.
       
 (DIR) Post #AcRc6oQFY53mwUeyg4 by Fullycaffeinated@spinster.xyz
       2023-12-03T21:06:50.198628Z
       
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       @HebrideanHecate @classierbitch @tangleofsnakes @LisbonMuse I'm with Hebs on this one. Your safety (and health) are worth more than some sex from internet weirdos.You know you can take care of those urges yourself, right? And probably better.
       
 (DIR) Post #AcRd0mFaoKLgQIMSp6 by HebrideanHecate@spinster.xyz
       2023-12-03T21:10:47.592466Z
       
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       @Fullycaffeinated @classierbitch @tangleofsnakes @LisbonMuse You need to chill a bit, then go to things, if you can, with a friend, or a few of you, join things, just go for a drink with friends or whatever, see who you meet, but more than ever these days you need to BE CAREFUL.At least seeing someone first hand should give you some vibes, this way is, and I am going to say this, as I would to any of my friends or family, a sure fire way to end up in some seriously scary shit or even dead.
       
 (DIR) Post #AcRd0nBNLUZNJVObtA by Chronic-Yonic@spinster.xyz
       2023-12-03T21:16:31.208503Z
       
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       @HebrideanHecate @Fullycaffeinated @classierbitch @tangleofsnakes @LisbonMuse Exactly. Join a movie club, a writing class, a Zumba class, a cooking class, anything where you can meet normally other people. Talk, exchange ideas, find out about new things, make friends and take it from there. You’re not cut off from the world like lesbians are now, you’re a heterosexual woman, for god’s sake, you step out of your door and it’s your very own world out there!
       
 (DIR) Post #AcRd0nwWWCHdfjSGNU by HebrideanHecate@spinster.xyz
       2023-12-03T21:16:29.359305Z
       
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       @Fullycaffeinated @classierbitch @tangleofsnakes @LisbonMuse It sounds a bit brutal but I’m afraid it’s true, it’s always been true, but being older I can say it is definitely far worse and more scary now than when I was young. There are waaaaaaay too many crackpots out there  nowadays, with the added extra of hating women. Not merely the want to get their leg over and have no respect kind but porn addled warped bastards that actively HATE and want to act on that, it’s a different world.
       
 (DIR) Post #AcRdHWyqpzJRzFWGTg by HoolaHoolaNope@spinster.xyz
       2023-12-03T21:19:58.865905Z
       
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       @Chronic-Yonic @HebrideanHecate @Fullycaffeinated @classierbitch @tangleofsnakes @LisbonMuse It can stay out there, lol
       
 (DIR) Post #AcRe2ao6QaXVSuvsqO by HebrideanHecate@spinster.xyz
       2023-12-03T21:26:49.204401Z
       
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       @Chronic-Yonic @Fullycaffeinated @classierbitch @tangleofsnakes @LisbonMuse More headmistress voice, you need to bolster your self esteem, you are worth far, far more than this, don’t let these men use you, this is not emotionally healthy or safe physically, maybe you need someone to explore any issues you might have in this area, but this is not the way to go about any of it.
       
 (DIR) Post #AcRe2d4pzL78VOmHCq by Chronic-Yonic@spinster.xyz
       2023-12-03T21:27:28.946921Z
       
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       @HebrideanHecate @Fullycaffeinated @classierbitch @tangleofsnakes @LisbonMuse Agree.
       
 (DIR) Post #AcRe2eZMRL7l8M4AQC by HebrideanHecate@spinster.xyz
       2023-12-03T21:28:16.303820Z
       
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       @Chronic-Yonic @Fullycaffeinated @classierbitch @tangleofsnakes @LisbonMuse Also…this is NOT romance, it really isn’t, lovey. It’s also overrated as a concept.
       
 (DIR) Post #AcRe4vMoxPsBoIHdx2 by Chronic-Yonic@spinster.xyz
       2023-12-03T21:28:42.015011Z
       
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       @HebrideanHecate @Fullycaffeinated @classierbitch @tangleofsnakes @LisbonMuse Agree on this too.
       
 (DIR) Post #AcRfFqd70iCgG1fzW4 by Fullycaffeinated@spinster.xyz
       2023-12-03T21:42:04.395488Z
       
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       @HebrideanHecate @Chronic-Yonic @classierbitch @tangleofsnakes @LisbonMuse Listen to Hebs, young lady. Don't make me come over there and ground you.As far as male attention goes, someone posted about a guy who got his penis stuck in a giant clam while diving last night. It ain't all it's cracked up to be. (And let's not forget the Cornish manure-shagger)
       
 (DIR) Post #AcRfY5BvbrTmdEekfQ by Chronic-Yonic@spinster.xyz
       2023-12-03T21:45:09.491715Z
       
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       @Fullycaffeinated @HebrideanHecate @classierbitch @tangleofsnakes @LisbonMuse Let’s not forget the guy that went to the ER with his dick trapped in a vacuum cleaner hose… They’d stick that thing any place they can.
       
 (DIR) Post #AcRkyFFRLEEx7caqjg by tangleofsnakes@spinster.xyz
       2023-12-03T22:46:08.346101Z
       
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       @Chronic-Yonic @Fullycaffeinated @HebrideanHecate @classierbitch @LisbonMuse Oh I'm aware, the amount of matches and messages I got on the fake okcupid profile I made was very disappointing. No photos or info other than "female" and guys were jumping at the possibility that they might get laid :blobfoxdisapprove:
       
 (DIR) Post #AcRqOsevvwocea2Paq by Chronic-Yonic@spinster.xyz
       2023-12-03T23:34:51.007064Z
       
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       @tangleofsnakes @Fullycaffeinated @HebrideanHecate @LisbonMuse @classierbitch But Hebs is right, you know. This has nothing to do with romance. You deserve so much better than this garbage interaction.
       
 (DIR) Post #AcRqeiuTwsjx3ArhAG by tangleofsnakes@spinster.xyz
       2023-12-03T23:49:49.697701Z
       
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       @Chronic-Yonic @Fullycaffeinated @HebrideanHecate @LisbonMuse @classierbitch Romantic is the wrong word but I can't think of how to say it, I didn't want to just say sexual attention because that's pretty worthless if it's coming from someone that doesn't want get to know you as a person.
       
 (DIR) Post #AcRys6oRBrNQa2voQK by skjadul@spinster.xyz
       2023-12-04T01:21:10.104922Z
       
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       @tangleofsnakes @Chronic-Yonic @Fullycaffeinated @HebrideanHecate @LisbonMuse @classierbitch Men are thirsty as fuck in dating apps.I made a Tinder account with a fake name, my age, and no photo (just to see the kind of men there are in my area) and in just a couple of hours I had 99+ guys who had swipped right on my profile (99+ is the highest number it shows).I found a school classmate in there and, as I was screenshoting his pathetic profile, I was laughting so hard that I accidentally swipped right. A minute later he was trying to flirt with me and asking for photos. I deleted the app.
       
 (DIR) Post #AcS3NEXotP0TM2FuCG by frogsdottir@spinster.xyz
       2023-12-04T02:11:36.908424Z
       
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       @Chronic-Yonic @Fullycaffeinated @HebrideanHecate @classierbitch @tangleofsnakes @LisbonMuse Vacuum cleaner hose is, at least, um, sorta normal. 😬 https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7634081/Drunk-man-jailed-tried-sex-pile-LEAVES-Premier-Inn-car-park.html
       
 (DIR) Post #AcS4H8xspBI8GZ6f1U by Fullycaffeinated@spinster.xyz
       2023-12-04T02:22:26.713069Z
       
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       @frogsdottir @Chronic-Yonic @HebrideanHecate @classierbitch @tangleofsnakes @LisbonMuse Less chance of injury with leaves...
       
 (DIR) Post #AcSodO2O3qzxH8l1Jw by HebrideanHecate@spinster.xyz
       2023-12-04T10:29:30.986442Z
       
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       @Fullycaffeinated @Chronic-Yonic @classierbitch @tangleofsnakes @LisbonMuse a guy who got his penis stuck in a giant clam while diving last night. It ain’t all it’s cracked up to be. And let’s not forget the Cornish manure-shagger:blobfoxdisapprove: I leave you for a few hours and you manage to find this?!
       
 (DIR) Post #AcSskiOj9ymGGWxNtg by Fullycaffeinated@spinster.xyz
       2023-12-04T11:48:01.815881Z
       
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       @HebrideanHecate @Chronic-Yonic @classierbitch @tangleofsnakes @LisbonMuse It's a gift.
       
 (DIR) Post #AcSsmfhi98rIURlkmm by Chronic-Yonic@spinster.xyz
       2023-12-04T10:01:12.569610Z
       
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       @Fullycaffeinated @frogsdottir @HebrideanHecate @classierbitch @tangleofsnakes @LisbonMuse Depends on what kind of leaves…
       
 (DIR) Post #AcSt7KN6eeWaPUyt16 by HebrideanHecate@spinster.xyz
       2023-12-04T11:51:51.919690Z
       
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       @Fullycaffeinated @Chronic-Yonic @classierbitch @tangleofsnakes @LisbonMuse I suppose it could have its uses, but I fail to see how 🤔 Anyway, spill the goss, don’t keep it to yourself.@Ladyfat just how many perverts do you keep down there, woman!
       
 (DIR) Post #AcStQwXQybJOHfAIwC by Fullycaffeinated@spinster.xyz
       2023-12-04T11:55:39.533860Z
       
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       @HebrideanHecate @Chronic-Yonic @classierbitch @tangleofsnakes @LisbonMuse @Ladyfat She's the one who originally posted about a long time ago. If I remember correctly, the guy had been sneaking onto a neighbour's property and shagging the pile of crap. They finally got him for trespassing after having this go on for about five years.
       
 (DIR) Post #AcStblHh9sQ0Z9xi40 by Flick@spinster.xyz
       2023-12-04T11:57:35.058155Z
       
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       @Fullycaffeinated @HebrideanHecate @Chronic-Yonic @classierbitch @tangleofsnakes @LisbonMuse @Ladyfat Slurry pit, rather than manure pile, iirc. And: https://genderheretics.xyz/objects/a7680b57-19c9-4e99-ad96-1800d4f755d9
       
 (DIR) Post #AcStfyYjkE8EtawVMW by Fullycaffeinated@spinster.xyz
       2023-12-04T11:58:23.685082Z
       
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       @Flick @HebrideanHecate @Chronic-Yonic @classierbitch @tangleofsnakes @LisbonMuse @Ladyfat Yes, that's right.
       
 (DIR) Post #AcStr3KeL84CsqdSHg by Flick@spinster.xyz
       2023-12-04T12:00:23.288025Z
       
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       @Fullycaffeinated @HebrideanHecate @Chronic-Yonic @classierbitch @tangleofsnakes @LisbonMuse @Ladyfat Which is kinda weird, if you think about it: it’s basically liquid, so I’m surprised there was enough friction. I can’t believe I’m actually wasting mental energy on considering the logistics of it.
       
 (DIR) Post #AcSvN4T1krG3coNx6u by HebrideanHecate@spinster.xyz
       2023-12-04T12:14:12.867541Z
       
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       @Flick @Fullycaffeinated @Chronic-Yonic @classierbitch @tangleofsnakes @LisbonMuse @Ladyfat 🤦
       
 (DIR) Post #AcSvNiTR0lLphesqIa by HebrideanHecate@spinster.xyz
       2023-12-04T12:13:59.209133Z
       
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       @Flick @Fullycaffeinated @Chronic-Yonic @classierbitch @tangleofsnakes @LisbonMuse @Ladyfat 🤣 pity the dirty beast didn’t meet a graip in there.
       
 (DIR) Post #AcSxW7r0jQr0dy35F2 by HebrideanHecate@spinster.xyz
       2023-12-04T12:24:08.478115Z
       
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       @Flick @Fullycaffeinated @Chronic-Yonic @classierbitch @tangleofsnakes @LisbonMuse I am envisaging @Ladyfat as the ringmaster of a travelling circus of various perverts, and now, ladies and gentlemen, Jago, The Sharn Shagger.
       
 (DIR) Post #AcSyvlIrIWK6BdrXRA by HebrideanHecate@spinster.xyz
       2023-12-04T12:13:14.866567Z
       
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       @Fullycaffeinated @Chronic-Yonic @classierbitch @tangleofsnakes @LisbonMuse @Ladyfat If I saw it I’d forgotten, and 🤯 😑 Salachar.
       
 (DIR) Post #AcUbkfSGn8qQEYvQMi by Ladyfat@spinster.xyz
       2023-12-05T07:46:58.402167Z
       
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       @HebrideanHecate @Flick @Fullycaffeinated @Chronic-Yonic @classierbitch @tangleofsnakes @LisbonMuse Everyone needs a side hustle baby!
       
 (DIR) Post #AcUepgmzYfK7gMhhNw by HebrideanHecate@spinster.xyz
       2023-12-05T08:05:53.396470Z
       
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       @Ladyfat @Flick @Fullycaffeinated @Chronic-Yonic @classierbitch @tangleofsnakes @LisbonMuse I expect free tickets!
       
 (DIR) Post #AcUeqnUy6AuAmRnmN6 by Ladyfat@spinster.xyz
       2023-12-05T08:21:41.806718Z
       
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       @HebrideanHecate @Flick @Fullycaffeinated @Chronic-Yonic @classierbitch @tangleofsnakes @LisbonMuse Of course!! Best seats in the house .
       
 (DIR) Post #AcUoFCDmjLUnziTQH2 by Rogue_Koala@spinster.xyz
       2023-12-05T10:06:56.699406Z
       
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       @HebrideanHecate @Flick @Fullycaffeinated @Chronic-Yonic @classierbitch @tangleofsnakes @LisbonMuse @Ladyfat What???
       
 (DIR) Post #AcUoG8T2Ao9kdo3Q5w by Rogue_Koala@spinster.xyz
       2023-12-05T10:07:07.386313Z
       
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       @Flick @Fullycaffeinated @HebrideanHecate @Chronic-Yonic @classierbitch @tangleofsnakes @LisbonMuse @Ladyfat What???
       
 (DIR) Post #AcUoIjhSiKMQhB2iR6 by Rogue_Koala@spinster.xyz
       2023-12-05T10:07:35.572173Z
       
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       @Fullycaffeinated @HebrideanHecate @Chronic-Yonic @classierbitch @tangleofsnakes @LisbonMuse @Ladyfat What???
       
 (DIR) Post #AcVXAeNF81BtnV6VVY by frogsdottir@spinster.xyz
       2023-12-05T17:52:47.933154Z
       
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       @Chronic-Yonic @Fullycaffeinated @HebrideanHecate @classierbitch @tangleofsnakes @LisbonMuse I have no problem with that.  😀
       
 (DIR) Post #AcVcV28yxf1B55yMAi by Chronic-Yonic@spinster.xyz
       2023-12-05T18:21:16.590509Z
       
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       @frogsdottir @Fullycaffeinated @HebrideanHecate @classierbitch @tangleofsnakes @LisbonMuse Neither do I  🤭
       
 (DIR) Post #AcVcV32He3FnqbqWMy by HebrideanHecate@spinster.xyz
       2023-12-05T18:27:47.243403Z
       
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       @Chronic-Yonic @frogsdottir @Fullycaffeinated @classierbitch @tangleofsnakes @LisbonMuse Shovels up leaves and makes huge pile.
       
 (DIR) Post #AcVcV3toR24WWctGnw by Chronic-Yonic@spinster.xyz
       2023-12-05T18:56:26.090317Z
       
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       @HebrideanHecate @frogsdottir @Fullycaffeinated @classierbitch @tangleofsnakes @LisbonMuse There ya go Hebs, make ‘em a bit hot under the collar… and itchy further down 👏
       
 (DIR) Post #AcWYWt4rR5EGsmdJi4 by Ladyfat@spinster.xyz
       2023-12-06T06:20:17.278213Z
       
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       @Rogue_Koala @Fullycaffeinated @HebrideanHecate @Chronic-Yonic @classierbitch @tangleofsnakes @LisbonMuse Get with it fur face.
       
 (DIR) Post #AcX5hwf5kLSpfjSbFw by Rogue_Koala@spinster.xyz
       2023-12-06T12:32:03.005255Z
       
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       @Ladyfat @Fullycaffeinated @HebrideanHecate @Chronic-Yonic @classierbitch @tangleofsnakes @LisbonMuse