Post AcQJyV3Dh8dEDHoZIu by riderexmachina@mastodon.xyz
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 (DIR) Post #Abda8AKkOjwfjy9Uxc by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
       2023-11-09T17:42:21Z
       
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       Genius.https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts
       
 (DIR) Post #Abdaef3NiYKeHcWa92 by jaycee@toot.community
       2023-11-09T17:51:55Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘
       
 (DIR) Post #AbdarQeGaQppN4rhxI by ke7yxz@mastodon.social
       2023-11-09T17:56:35Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts I see what you did there.The man was a visionary.
       
 (DIR) Post #AbdnHx1Q2odokr6kSW by arose62@aus.social
       2023-11-09T20:16:03Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Just "challenging"?He didn't have to challenge, agree on a monetary value for winning, actually win, and then collect payment?Two Glass Eyes: "I challenge you to a staring contest"Tourist: "No thanks"TGE: "That'll be $5"
       
 (DIR) Post #Abdppn7pXuRJobN35c by VincentWandersAimlessly@mindly.social
       2023-11-09T20:44:48Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts but they all turned around and robbed him blind.
       
 (DIR) Post #AcQASihGWcC1gIJiS0 by rogue_corq@nafo.uk
       2023-12-03T04:22:13Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts @AmishSuperModel
       
 (DIR) Post #AcQB3k8w6uyYshuihs by Ultraverified@mastodon.sdf.org
       2023-12-03T04:28:41Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Was his name George Santos, by any chance?
       
 (DIR) Post #AcQCj1QiqKkmK4TptA by pfrank13@mastodon.social
       2023-12-03T04:47:30Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts this one was very good
       
 (DIR) Post #AcQFdKAcYPEwZNvKKG by kerouac666@mstdn.social
       2023-12-03T05:20:13Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts for real true glass eye story. In college, I tutored in an under 10 after school thing and one kid (not mine, about 8) had a glass eye. He’d be in a room, take it out, slide it into a neighboring room through an open doorway, then stomp in a second later and scream, β€œAnyone seen my eye!? Where my eye at?!?!” We had threaten time outs to make him stop as it was super unhygienic and also scared all the younger kids to the point of crying.
       
 (DIR) Post #AcQJyV3Dh8dEDHoZIu by riderexmachina@mastodon.xyz
       2023-12-03T06:08:49Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts I *knew* someone read my autobiography.