Post AcNcZQBXxo4RXPaKAq by mpirnat@mas.to
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 (DIR) Post #AcMAPdbUEBm0NrIwXw by bitprophet@social.coop
       2023-12-01T05:18:17Z
       
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       PRODUCT Q: “how bright is the LED on this appliance? I intend to use it in the bedroom."PRODUCT A: "well, bright light doesn't bother me when I sleep, so I can't help you there."People who (completely voluntarily! not for clout or points or anything!) post that kind of completely useless non-answer should be shot.
       
 (DIR) Post #AcMAPeT11Aaj3sLgyu by mpirnat@mas.to
       2023-12-01T05:40:06Z
       
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       @bitprophet I especially enjoy “PRODUCT A: I don’t know, I haven’t used this.”
       
 (DIR) Post #AcMAPfAyNjklGCunUu by tek@freeradical.zone
       2023-12-01T06:02:47Z
       
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       @mpirnat @bitprophet 🎵To be faaaaiiirrr🎵, if that’s on Amazon, they have a bad habit of emailing questions like that to random people who’ve bought Product A. If you reply, that gets published as the answer.Me: Buys a widget.Shopper 1: Q: Can I use this as a shoelace?Amazon: Hey, can they?Me: Are you on crack?Amazon: A: Are you on crack?Shopper 2: WTF?
       
 (DIR) Post #AcMwPO3IqKJnx5GHMu by bitprophet@social.coop
       2023-12-01T15:00:40Z
       
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       @tek @mpirnat ok this makes way more sense! I guess I have that shit turned off somehow.
       
 (DIR) Post #AcMy1sENBivkVWM5Z2 by tek@freeradical.zone
       2023-12-01T15:18:49Z
       
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       @bitprophet @mpirnat Here’s an email I got recently. We bought that as a gift to my in laws. If I replied like “no idea, it was a gift”, then you’d see it and reasonably wonder why I’d bothered to add that.
       
 (DIR) Post #AcMy80JU3Co9JPfXHs by bitprophet@social.coop
       2023-12-01T15:19:58Z
       
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       @tek @mpirnat ENGAGEMENT!
       
 (DIR) Post #AcMyBrwl6DEYWQsmBc by tek@freeradical.zone
       2023-12-01T15:20:35Z
       
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       @bitprophet @mpirnat THE ARISTOCRATS!
       
 (DIR) Post #AcNcZQBXxo4RXPaKAq by mpirnat@mas.to
       2023-12-01T22:53:02Z
       
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       @tek @bitprophet Huh! I have NEVER seen those.
       
 (DIR) Post #AcNhpLpGRHUEQCZs12 by tek@freeradical.zone
       2023-12-01T23:52:02Z
       
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       @mpirnat @bitprophet Huh, I clicked the unsubscribe link at the bottom and it took me to a setting with options: "ask me 1) no more than once ever 2 weeks, 2) never”. I have no recollection of how/when I got opted into that.