Post AcIsI2pcAMYdf2GLlA by roknrol@neurodifferent.me
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(DIR) Post #AcIs91ULn2OstD0yVU by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-11-29T15:53:58Z
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This morning I asked my three month old son what he wants for Christmas. He looked me in the eyes and said "All I want is for the war on Christmas to finally end father. We should have the right to draw our assault rifles on any liberal coward who refuses to salute the Christmas tree, just as God and the Founding Fathers intended". Wow. I am so proud of my little patriot.
(DIR) Post #AcIsI2pcAMYdf2GLlA by roknrol@neurodifferent.me
2023-11-29T15:55:34Z
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@lowqualityfacts It was my understanding that it was the facts here that were suspect, not the parenting.
(DIR) Post #AcIsM9mwF6vwOZyJUW by Draxton67@kolektiva.social
2023-11-29T15:56:23Z
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@lowqualityfacts and all the family members clapped for your son as Jesus Almighty himself beamed down his affections from heaven
(DIR) Post #AcIslAidv44gWOtHd2 by sfunk1x@tusk.sfunk1x.com
2023-11-29T16:00:19Z
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@lowqualityfacts this describes growing up in a small American town pretty well. #WineCountry #Oregon
(DIR) Post #AcIsyGaDQboGTPC1E8 by NovemberMan@mastodon.social
2023-11-29T16:03:08Z
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@lowqualityfacts This is so beautiful it made me cry 🤣😂🤣
(DIR) Post #AcIw3wVrGHaZpIYLLc by jstritch@mas.to
2023-11-29T16:37:54Z
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@lowqualityfacts What a good kid. Most three month olds ask for a bottle of whiskey and a carton of smokes.
(DIR) Post #AcIzNwtBs79SeDhJui by WecanbeGyros@mstdn.social
2023-11-29T17:15:10Z
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@lowqualityfacts can't wait for your Xmas card/ammunition drop, Patriot!
(DIR) Post #AcIzUX5MCxJIe6WnWS by yarik97@mastodon.social
2023-11-29T17:16:14Z
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@lowqualityfacts wow good sun!!!
(DIR) Post #AcIzplW7kKfJUDAkwy by kinyutaka@mstdn.social
2023-11-29T17:20:07Z
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@lowqualityfacts Oh, so you're the father of the #ChristianBaby I keep hearing about on #Quora
(DIR) Post #AcJ095TjkoaQtjGlYO by DuncanMSussex@mas.to
2023-11-29T17:23:39Z
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@lowqualityfacts Mine said that all he wanted was a Dukla Prague away kit, and I was so proud of his knowledge of moderately obscure 1980s post-punk.He did sing it to the tune of the Mariah Carey song though, but you win some and you lose some, eh?
(DIR) Post #AcJ0ECkM9vEit4U0y8 by cosmiclibrarian@universeodon.com
2023-11-29T17:24:35Z
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@lowqualityfacts Uh, does he mean a 'real' tree or one that's artificial?
(DIR) Post #AcJ3cOebq61ed61RJ2 by Barrikoi1@union.place
2023-11-29T18:02:28Z
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@lowqualityfacts One challenge you will find your three month old marksman will have is targeting: erasing all the 'woke' from history has left liberals virtually invisible, but sometimes a Biden 2024 button will still reflect light. Hope this helps.
(DIR) Post #AcJBsObga7PskYnKvA by afl@mstdn.party
2023-11-29T19:35:06Z
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@lowqualityfacts My Little Patriot (tm)Available in stores this CHRISTMAS season.
(DIR) Post #AcJIAvGyT6n300KBkG by davidbcohen@twit.social
2023-11-29T20:45:39Z
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@lowqualityfacts Ammunition and a scope, then. He could have just asked for that, the tedious little bugger.
(DIR) Post #Ad2VveHOTU5D8XQgQC by theleavingyear@zirk.us
2023-12-21T16:21:44Z
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@lowqualityfacts Yikes!
(DIR) Post #Ad2WO48nuqA5S8xhey by davidhmccoy@mastodon.world
2023-12-21T16:26:55Z
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@lowqualityfacts Not the hero we need, but the one we deserve.
(DIR) Post #Ad2WwewvZMBPSSu0Rt by carcosa@emacs.ch
2023-12-21T16:33:08Z
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@lowqualityfacts And that three month old's name? Albert Einstein.
(DIR) Post #Ad2XBtnMeh2HqShDF2 by DrewCommins@universeodon.com
2023-12-21T16:35:58Z
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@lowqualityfacts First lake I passed, in he'd go.
(DIR) Post #Ad2XO6nu7CGPfLlpgG by jonathankoren@sfba.social
2023-12-21T16:38:07Z
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@lowqualityfacts the War on Christmas must continue until the illegal occupation of November comes to an end.#slavaNovember🦃
(DIR) Post #Ad2YmOHcsXJwmVob8S by kinyutaka@mstdn.social
2023-12-21T16:53:43Z
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@lowqualityfacts Thanks, I threw up in my mouth a little. 🤢
(DIR) Post #Ad2aNlnuUYu4OlIsJk by tstrike78@mastodon.social
2023-12-21T17:11:25Z
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@lowqualityfacts He's obviously very advanced for his age, but I would encourage you to expose Stormaggedon there to more #DoctorWho.
(DIR) Post #Ad2acp7KSJoD1AZ3cO by wortezimmer@ruhr.social
2023-12-21T17:14:22Z
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@lowqualityfactsTo finally end father? 😳